Cold roast chicken and salad*
mixed Italian leaves, tomato, concombre, red onion, low fat mayo, black pepper.

Alt: I need to set up a new mortgage DD. I'm not doing it, though.

Alt Alt: made it myself: it's fucking dull but healthy - the usual trade-off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:16, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sounds tasty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

sounds sexy tasty

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)

There
is a sexy theme emerging in your replies?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

i blame pancakes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Sexy pancakes?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Is there
any other kind?

With their little pancake knickers....
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

it's the lemon curd

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

my god Cougar stoppit!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I apologise
my world-view is out of whack. Been larping for 4 days. Real world is tricksy sometimes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I loathe savoury pancakes
apart from Chinese ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

you are correct

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I agreed until he edited and added mayo
HATE mayo. Blargh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Calm down dear, it's only a dollop on the side of the plate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

nothing wrong with mayo
don't be ashamed Monty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

There's plenty wrong with low fat mayo though
the fucking gay.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

100% right.
Low fat mayo does not work - same with low fat crisps.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I stole it from a girl who works for me.
I couldn't really tell the difference if I'm honest, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'm not ashamed.
If I'd have confessed to eating salad cream, THEN I'd have been ashamed, and rightly so - although I have to say a 20% salad cream to 80% mayo mix for potato salad is nice. But for no sensible reason I like to put chives AND spring onions in my potato salads so perhaps I am an over-elaborate knobend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

And
hard boiled eggs. It's champion.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Pickled eggs works even better.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Are you northern?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

How fucking dare you.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Did that disc play OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

what an odd comeback

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'm like freeform Jazz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

So how is the kid?
Edit - see?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Fucking brilliant, thank you.

*beeboobleparpledoo-doo-doo-squeak*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Scat is called scat because it is shit.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I ended up a bit 'distorted*' and didn't get to play it.
Will give it a shot tomorrow.

*We ended up playing cover versions of shit songs in a Jesus and Mary Chain style. Either our vesion of Olivia Newton John's "Hopelessly Devoted to You" was an act of feral genius or the DMT has played havoc with my memory.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

God I love DMT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Good stuff too
3 hours of fun, fun, fun!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I am only one link away from a chemist who actually makes it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Don't tell me the link is Psycho-Bitch?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I'll try that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

And add chopped olives and sprinkle with cayenne pepper.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Alright calm down Heston.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

He's another one for my 'hope he gets run over by a bus ' list.
Bald shit-bag.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

He has redefined smug for the next generation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

He will redefine 'facial injuires' if I see the shine-headed bastard.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I think he's cool
and I want bacon ice cream
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

He's innovative
.....but a total penis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

he is a cock
but I find the way he works fascinating.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I want to eat there
but it might not be worth it since there is so much I can't eat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I do.
And I'd like to try his food (my brother-in-law's best man is an employee and close friend of his, so I'm hoping some kind of angle can be worked here) - but his celebrity meal series made me want to eat my own eyeballs*.


*probably on the Fat Duck menu already
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

celebrity meal series?
the heston's [insert shitty theme here] feast stuff?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

That's the one.
The 70s one particularly grated.

Every ten seconds:

'I really like to explore my crazy fun side so I...blah blah blah'
'I really wanted to capture my wacky, experimental character, so I...' etc etc

The culinary equivalent of the 'you don't have to be be mad to work here...' sign. Fucking turd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

there were some awesome bits of cooking wizardry during that series
but I agree, the whole was terribly contrived and geared up to provide him with a back-patting exercise.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I've got a thing against savoury white creamy things
like mayo, salad cream, cream cheese, white sauce.

It gives me the willies.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

you've got that the wrong way round ;)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Better, and faster than mine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Her penis is?
I wouldn't have said faster was better...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

it's like a piledriver

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

"Ooh, you're shuddering, does that mean you're coming?"
"No-oooo-ooo-ooo, c-ccc-cann you-uu-u-u ad-dd-just-ttt- th-th-the power-rr sett-ii-ngs on-nnn th-this-ss th-thi-ngg-g?"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

sorry dear
I appear to have pushed you off the bed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

It's when 'the willies'
start to give you unsavoury white creamy things that you have to get yourself seen by a clinic, pronto.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

-bokes a bit-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

you hate mayo, you hate lip piercings, why don't you just come out and say it -
"I HATE KITTY!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

:(
I love you Kitty, hard and in the face. While lovingly avoiding your lip piercing so I don't tear it out or something.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I accidentally left the ring in this morning and didn't realise until I got to work
people are looking at me like there's something different but they can't figure out what.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Ah that happened with my Latin teacher and her nose piercing
she had the retainer in when I went to see her in her office at 8.30 in the morning, and it was very odd.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Your mortgage
sure is buxom. Does it have trouble buying bras?
( Kroney, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

in a DD?
Are you joking? Apparantly it's the most usual size in Britain
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Sure, it was a crap joke
but "does it have no problems at all buying bras?" wasn't as snappy.
( Kroney, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

is it bad that I keep reading DD
as D&D?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Yes, I'm afraid to say it really is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I just assumed it was another drugs reference.
:-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

thought so

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Way to make a tragic joke
more so.
( Kroney, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Your food always sounds exciting
however there is always an element of which I have no knowledge. What is this Concombre you speak of?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

cucumber you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)