Who is the angriest B3tan ever?
My vote goes for TGB but my basis of reference is fairly small. The only other I could think of was Al and he isn't that angry just a cunt.

Alt Q: Is there an official rule book for OT? people lately seem to be banging on about what you can and can't do and it doesn't make much sense to dumbo here.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:18, 77 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The first rule of OT is you do not talk about Fight Club
the second rule of OT is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB (actually it's assume every newcomer is Bert or Edmund)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Shut up Bert

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

cunt

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Tedious response from unimaginative poster is tedious and unimaginative.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Good to see you fulfilling his prejudices

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Yeh but until you ignore me this is quite pleasurable for me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Why would I ignore you?
You're the one who gets upset and annoyed with me, merely for pointing out that you have never posted anything that is worth reading or amusing in any way. I'm sorry that being told the truth has hurt you, but better you find out now than in a few years time and realise you've been wasting your time. I'm hoping it will inspire you to up your game, but I don't honestly hold out a lot of hope.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I don't get upset Al. After all why would someone get upset with the internet? That would be bizarre.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

*Has online mental breakdown*
again
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

And again

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

The third rule of OT is YOU DO NOT TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO YOUR MUM WHEN I HAD MY COCK oh I cant be bothered

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

The fourth rule is always cup the balls

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Actually, you're all wrong
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post738714
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Ok then, you first

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Done.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Well done
*golf applause*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

So what rules have you noticed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Cheers for putting me on the spot mate!! as if I can remember them now. I'm a pothead for God's sake.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I'd say we all have angry days
Monty's vitriol has impressed me multiple times, but such is life. I tend to write very little when I'm in a bad mood, as I'll write something ridiculous, then delete it.

And you are aware you're provoking her here?

Alt Q: Mainly, it's don't take things too seriously, and don't be a cunt. Also, don't be Ed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Monty hasn't failed to make me laugh yet
He is our resident grumpy old man. I am trying to provoke her a little as she is constantly angry from what I've seen.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

nah he's a sweetie really.
I used to be dead terrified of him though!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I think he is too old to molest you now Poppet you should be safe.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

that wasn't why at all!
I just came on b3ta one day to see ANGRY POSTS EVERYWHERE. By him. And I was like "woah wtf" and was all scared but now I know him better and I've decided he's quite a nice person.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I was messing. I believe the thing about Monty is even if he is miserable about something he is intelligent and articulate enough to make his point in a witty and enjoyable way. It's like how lots of people who are bipolar or manic depressed are often very funny as it's a coping mechanism. I am not saying Monty is mental - to clarify.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

ahah yeah! very true.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

You've made a terrible mistake.
I'm truly ghastly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

you're right, I must change my views at once.
get away you horrible thing! eurgh!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

you're a big cuddly teddy bear sat in your wing back
surrounded by MASSIVE DRUGS and one day we will crown you king of B3ta.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

In real life, she's lovely though
Twas rather a shock, I must admit
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

yeah well if I meet her I am sure my opinion will change
but until then she is just angry internet crone to me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

If anyone gets truly angry reading the words on this site then they should fuck off, immediately, for their own good
Then they should fuck off for a second time, just for good measure
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

well FUCK YOU TOO.
alright mate?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT
how do
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

THAT'S IT, YOU'RE ASKIN FOR IT!
yeah all good here. and yourself?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK
ah not so bad, looking forward to a 4 day weekend. YES
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

YEAH SOMEONE HOLD HIM BACK SO I CAN BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM RAAR.
I'm totally jealous. I'm loathing school at the moment. hanging out for the end of the year.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

KNOCK THAT OFF MY SHOULDER, WHY DON'T YOU
How long to go?
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

FINE I FUCKING WILL THEN.
only 25 days of actual classes left, not including weekends, the one week break that's about to come up, or exams.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

'AVE IT
Ah it's within reach then, you'll get there! And when it's done you never have to go through it again. Hooray!
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

yeah I know. very excited. realised how bogan aussie we are today as a school when we were voting on what the colour of our year 12 stubbie holders will be. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

The double-flounce?
I can't think of any posters who've managed that...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I think workboresme is on her way
Actually Wormulus managed a couple.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Wormulus' first flounce is one of the gems of b3ta.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Is that the one with the list of everyones name and why they were dicks or was that workboresme/roger the cuntfish?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

No, that's Wormulus'
I dunno what WBM's was
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I saw that last week
it was brilliant. You can see why people do it though. If you're not in the right mood this place can be frustrating. But it's all shits and giggles really.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

It is pretty magnificent, I agree.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Link?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

My apologies, according to the archive it was the second
www.b3ta.com/talk/6208225
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Jesus
I'm amazed people on the Internet can be that fucking mental.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

*taps on shoulder* *Waves likes a mong*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I never find anyone here the least bit angry
You're all soft and fluffy.

There are no special rules for /OT. Unless you include the one about not being an annoying cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

*Starts poking you in the arm.*
And REFUSES to stop.

Take THAT rules.

Still poking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

You only want attention.
what can I help you with?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

La la la... Not listening....
Continues to poke your arm in the hope that I've broken the annoying cunt rule.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Your poking has acted like acupuncture and cured my spleen cancer.
Thank you JefftheDogFucker.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

CUNT

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

There's a place in heaven for you my son.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I just glanced at the desk next to me and there's a medical looking box on it labelled Fuckin' Cream
On closer examination it actually says Fucidin® Cream, but I still nearly choked.

Not in any way relevant, I just wanted to share.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

that made me grin.
I keep misreading things like that too. My mind has become so corrupted.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Sounds like it was misdirected from ASDA.
To go with the fucking milk and fucking bacon.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I was very angry for a while.
But now I'm just meh.

I vote Monty for the angriest.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I'm just disappointed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

*hugs*
Now you're really disappointed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Yeah - where's my nosh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

If you mean the Pork with Sage and Pepper sausages,
They are in my freezer waiting for you to come to Dunstable.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

*hails hansom cab*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I've been to dunstable once
I ain't never going back there again.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

so you'll be there regularly then?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

It's something a gentleman may do only once.
Any more than once, and eyebrows may be raised in one's club.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I know.
Me too.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I'm not going to be dissapointed on thursday
I'm going to be drunk and stuffed full of hot meat
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Date with Crowsephine?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

At both ends?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

That was my life once.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

once in Kos
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)