Well, they are though...
All that female snogging and gropage.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 20:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

this is what I am expecting
I'm giving you fair warning ahead of time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)

You shan't be disappointed.
Usual format is all the laydees grope and motorboat each other's norks, whilst the blokes find continuous excuses to nip off to a quiet corner somewhere.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 20:59, Reply)

This is sounding vaguely familiar
from the only bash I've been to. Though the male b3tans had their own little party I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Anyone who motorboats me these days
is liable to get splashed.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:23, Reply)

There's probably a website for that kind of thing.
You could make a fortune.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:28, Reply)

You will not be disappointed : )
Watch out for Grammar Badger as she's the best motorboater.
( girlinthehole, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:02, Reply)

excellent news
I shall be on full alert
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:02, Reply)

To be honest the male B3tans are only there to stand about and look pretty.
The women have all the fun.
( girlinthehole, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:03, Reply)

This is what feminism
has brought us :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:04, Reply)

is looking pretty compulsory?
I was kind of hoping to look awkward and confused.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:08, Reply)

You can start off looking awkward and confused.
After I've had a few vodka and tonics you'll end up looking pretty.

So don't worry.
( girlinthehole, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Sounds like a plan.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:13, Reply)

This is all very true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:10, Reply)

This is true,
and to occasionally get drawn on :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Ah, the monocled mutineer himself!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:27, Reply)

That was so funny
On hindsight. But that pic of Tourette's cackling in the foreground with me looking passed out and dapper in the back was awesome!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Promise it won't happen again mate.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I deserved it for passing out!
Not like I did it anyone; and then giggled about it for about three hours.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:41, Reply)

I have to get me to one of these

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

motorboating? moi? no.......
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Mais oui.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

It's pretty much mandatory surely?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

yo pa how's you and ma?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

We're hanging net curtains.
Rock and fucking roll.

Are you behaving yourself?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I'm pairing socks! bell yeah!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Oh, we did that an hour ago.
And I spent four bastard hours ironing earlier. I am a domestic GOD! Hear me mutter...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:04, Reply)

You people are going to be terrifying in London :P

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:04, Reply)

She's been stuffing them in her bra
to make her tits look even bigger. She's trying to eclipse Clendrix. But she will fail.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Eclipse being the operative word.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Does that mean we'll be careering round London
With Badger spilling socks everywhere?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

She'll hoover them up with her vagina

(Bazongaloid, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Haha!
Both the cause and the cure; like it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:22, Reply)

sadface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Awww!
I'm sorry :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)

You so aren't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Aw, I thought I sounded convincing!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Never.
Ever ever ever ever.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)