I'm going to Alton Towers to be frivolous
I'm also getting my nails done. What colour do you think I should get for my holiday Chompy? And do you think I should get any diamantes?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've never gotten my nails done, and there's this little part of me, this really girly part of me, that keeps saying "oh go on, it'll look SO pretty and nice!"
also - I know I'm not Chompers, but you should get red or purple.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Ooh I might go for purple since my hair will be newly coloured blue as well
good choice.

I love having my nails done, it means I don't ever have to worry about chipped polish or breaking them or anything. And the place I go to make them dead short for me so they don't look all plastic and talony.

I'm not the most girly girl but I do think looking after your appearance is one of the best mood lifters ever. If I'm having a crappy day I always feel better if I do my hair or make up and put on something pretty.

I bet we're boring PC to death here
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I did my nails once
Actually more than once. I like having nail polish.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

are you a girl?
I used to have so many colours of nail polish but now I don't have time to repaint them every day so I have plastic ones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Yes.This is what I look like.


Although I forgot to paint my nails for that one. Blame the cheap plonk.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

You are a much sexier tranny than AA

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I'm not sure whether to be offended or not...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Oh my word.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Is that the BP flower tatto'd to your chest?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

No. It's a big pink lotus flower.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

much better

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

It was actually supposed to be a big reddish purple flower
and the petals at the edges were supposed to be razorblades.
But.
I don't know if I got some duff ink supplies or what, but they faded like HELL, and now two years on it needs redoing.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

OH DEAR SWEET FUCKING JESUS IT BURNS MY EYES

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

HAHA! Result!

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Stop wanking into your eyes then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

With a hot piece of woman like that one in the picture, it's hard not to.
I'm surprised it didn't shoot straight through the ceiling.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

That's okay - I know the feeling.
I've worn makeup the last two days which is unusual for me. I don't really wear it often but if I'm feeling blue it makes me feel a bit prettier.
Also - I'm gettin my hair cut on saturday. Not sure what to get done to it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

PC men
( Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

shutyerface

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

:P

( Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I agree with this
expensive to get manicures though, especially since I've got quite short nails
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

yeah mine cost me £25 a month

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

prepare for incoming smugness!
I have rather good nails and naturally look like I've had a french manicure
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Weirdo
my nails are fine, they just don't look much different if I bother with a manicure or if I don't
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I just paint mine myself,
I look silly with a french manicure, and I feel naked if my nails aren't dark blue or red.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

never had a french manicure
I can imagine it would look silly on me. But painting mine myself has hazards like getting it everywhere
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I've never been to Alton Towers
It just sounds like queuing in Staffordshire.

Am I wrong? Or is it actually okay?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

it is ok
the grounds are really very nice and it's not as horrendous as I expected queuing and being surrounded by the proletariat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

it's pretty good
as long as you go this time of year when the kids are back at school.

Depends how much you like rides really. It's also fun going with a big group of friends because you rarely get to spend the whole day with a lot of your friends in a big park. Plus candy floss, yay!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Candy floss is shit.
Roller coasters are also shit*

*They scare me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Candy floss is fucking ace you teabag!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

No it's not.
It's pink sugary shit.

I'd rather eat a apple.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

a toffee apple!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah.
But without the toffee or the stick.

What sort of retard came up with the toffee apple? It's a fucking stupid idea.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Apple dipped in toffee on a stick
where is the stupid in that?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

They should be seperate
If you eat all of your apple, then you can have a toffee.

Nothing difficult about that Bob surely?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

but when do I get to play with the stick?
I can eat a regular sized apple in 3 bites including the core.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Including the core?
HARDCORE!

You know the score.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I shit Apple trees

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

The iShit

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

hahahaha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

well then obviously you're not going to like Alton Towers!
Wiggy doesn't like rides and he came with us last year, but he's not coming this year because we used him as a coat rack.

The grounds are beautiful but it's not worth the ticket if you're not going to go on the rides.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I've just had a look on the Alton Towers website
Sadly. I'm too tall for Wobble World.

Oooh look. They've got a waterpark. That'll be nice. Being in the open air, in Staffs, wearing a pair of Speedos. It won't be cold. Not cold at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

The water park is indoors and dangerous.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

The whole place looks dangerous.
What makes the waterpark dangerous?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)