It has that.
And I've barely been here. BOOM BOOM!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Had a quick scan
Missed a fucking doozy by the looks of it.
Off out for a meal with a lady now - excited!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:09, Reply)

September is when B3TAns pull!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Me too :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:18, Reply)

I meant missing a doozy
not pulling. I've already pulled.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:18, Reply)

You bastard! Won't you think of Tourettes?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Constantly.
I've wanked myself stupid 5 times today just thinking about her.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)

/is flattered.....
....she thinks?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:41, Reply)

hey sexy lady

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:42, Reply)

She says hey back.
She's currently getting herself into a right old froth in the kitchen.

By that I mean washing the rest of the dishes what I started off doing until I was kicked back here
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Nothing to do with gashes then?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:16, Reply)

al i think you are due a flounce

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Really? But I haven't had sex with any of my family yet?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:46, Reply)

start on your dog
work your way up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:47, Reply)

I don't have a dog.
I have a bike.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:51, Reply)

On the plus side
the bike's gay...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Hey pa! What's happening? I got covered in glue and it won't come off and my hand now itches
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Just catching up on the day's excitement.
You haven't responded to my FB message from weeks ago either you naughty Badger.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:19, Reply)

I'm too cool for Facebook
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:22, Reply)

You're vagina is too big for facebook
every time you try and log on it gets crushed under your flange lips.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)

you're? i expected more from you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:28, Reply)

You beat me to it....
I was just about to PULL al UP for that grammatical travesty.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Oh boy oh boy
I'm gonna be in geordieland the first weekend in january, i'm going to see Thin Lizzy on the saturday night but if you're around we should meet up.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:49, Reply)

We will totally do this thing.
Where are you staying?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Hopefully with my gran in Felling
but I haven't actually told her yet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Weeeeeell
If you get totally stuck you could crash at ours.

Are you driving up or resorting to public transpost?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I'm hoping to be driving
but it depends if the wife lets me borrow it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Well, the offer is there.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Try not to fuck her when you're there lol
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Topical lols.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Not too cool to come to a Sweary Towers New Year Greek extravaganza
I hope.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:30, Reply)

no one is that cool

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Well of course.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)