Verification
Straight from the whoreses mouth.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Can we be serious for a moment?
Is there ANYONE here who could imagine me in porn.

I'm too ugly even to make it into ugly-fetish.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

oh fuck off with that nonsense

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I'm just not porn star material!
I am drinking coke from between my breasts though
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

what's porn star material anyway

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

The ability to either give, or take
Heroic quantities of cock.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Imagine Lampito, right, but with a massive cock up her arse.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

what next?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

He takes it out, gives it a quick rinse in gin
And slips it twixt her dirty pillows.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

was she wearing knee socks?
tell me she was wearing knee socks
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

She'd just had a perm as well

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Is she into her overdraft that month? I don't like porn where the porn stars are into their over draft, unless there has been an unexpected bill that month.
What brand of washing up powder does she use? I like Fairy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I heard she uses Persil
but over the winter when moneys a bit tight she uses tesco own brand until she gets the winter fuel payment through.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

COR BLIMEY !
Personally, I'm only interested if they get a free bus pass, under 16 or over 65.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

way to ruin it :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

My naturally curly hair is no longer
I blame bleach.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

stop bleaching your hair!
gawd, woman
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

It's a nice dark brown now

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I realllllllllly wanted red hair but would've had to bleach my hair
so I decided to go with black

I quite like it, makes my eyes look ice blue
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I blame all that anal porn

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

My curls were buggered out of me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I think this has happened to me to.
We should warn people.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I thought for a moment you were talking about "curling out a shit".
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

This is one thing I've never understood in porn
when the guy is poking her bum and then she happily puts it in her mouth, there's got to be at the very least a particularly foul taste, let alone the hygiene issues.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I think they undertake rigurous cleansing
if that sort of thing is on the agenda
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Rigorous douching/enemas are practised
But I agree, A2M is not appealing to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Is it better or worst to have your own poo in your mouth, or your partner's poo ?
Is poo worst than wee?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Your partner's
Yes
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Better or worst to have your partners?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

cannot understand why scat would turn any one on. Bluuurrrggghhhh

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

what about tranny porn?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

That doesn't do anything for me either but it's not as bad as scat.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

i quite like it lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Able to take a lot of cock and look like you're enjoying it
I don't have a very good relationship with sex.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:23, Reply)

As in you don't enjoy it?
Or that you don't get enough to form an opinion?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I only really enjoy it when I like the person
So, rarely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I have said this before, no doubt I will have to say it again:
STOP HAVING SEX WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I am doing that, now.
Hence I've not had sex in a while.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

what if you're just indifferent to them?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

there's still no point unless you are going to enjoy it
if you enjoy fucking people you don't like then by all means, go ahead, but if not then it seems a bit silly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Something whipeable, like leather or PVC.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I do most nights.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Oh yeah.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:18, Reply)

That's what you're saying when I imagine it, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

you'd be amazed what gets some people off

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

The porn addiction wagon

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

When you start getting turned on by wagons you are in serious trouble

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Even a jaded, Bizarre-subscribing, deals-with-the-scum-of-the-Internet guy like me
Is constantly amazed at what floats some boats.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

nonsense of the highest order
you're not ugly.

Now if we were talking me in porn- that is impossible to imagine, and nothing to do with looks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I'd imagine you sipping tea while someone rogers you from behind
magnificent breasts jiggling, a look of extreme boredom on your beautiful features.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

you've just described my favourite scene...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

this made me laugh
far too hard
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

No you two could totally do porn
I couldn't, I'm not attractive enough.

*awaits pandering*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post863901
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

You need to find a niche of some kind. My one is dictator porn.
I dress up as verious dictators throughout history, you know, hitler, pol pot, chairman mao.... that sort of thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Office lol at dictator porn. I may have to explain this to my team.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Ahem
www.lux.org.uk/blog/ellen-cantor-her-pinochet-porn-project
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

True story, I've poo'd in the same toilet as pinochet, he was at a local medical institution that I was in a few years later.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Did you 'pinochet' one out, or just have a wee-wee?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

*pander*
you totally could Al. You and Lampito could produce a bestseller. I'll make the tea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

POTD part 2

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Thanks
apparantly today is a good day. I made my mother laugh until she cried at the dinner table
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I won't spoil it by mentioning the correct spelling of 'apparently' then.

You know better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Bugger :(
oops that's Lampito's area isn't it?

You'd have appreciated the joke Monty.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)

OH NO I AM TO UGLY TO DO PORN AND HAVE SEX AND I'M HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING AND EWWWW NOBODY WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT....
...ermm, guys? hello? Totally looking for a white knight in shinning binary here.... *looks at watch*.... hello? is anyone going to..... ahhh, fuck it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:23, Reply)

You could totally do sushi porn

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Expalin this one to me, how would you incorporate sushi into porn?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Eat it out of someone's fanny with chopsticks?

(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

It's not really what I would call sexy though.
Or hygeenic for that matter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I'd give it a shot, it might be good, but I think it would be a waste of good sushi _and_ porn.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

eeeewwwwwwww can you imagine if the paper tore and the rice got all in there
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Paper?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I meant the seaweed

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Ahhh =)
I might go make some sushi tonight now !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I wish to point out that this isn't related.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I know eating uncooked fish probably isn't hygienic.
But seriously, what's the difference, in hygiene terms, between eating something out of someone's fanny and giving them head?
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I'm only joking on the hygeen part.
Think about it, actually doing it, the rice would get everywhere and the pieces would fall apart. I can't imagine she would get anything out of it, they'd be to much teeth involved, unless maybe you use the fanny as a soy'n'wassabi dipping pot, I suppose that might work, she would have to possition herself so it doesn't spill over the lovely new egyption cotton, soy is a bitch to get out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I'm not sure filling someone's clunge with wasabi is likely to get you into their good books...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

That would fucking HURT
And that's speaking as a veteran of the anal-porn industry
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Donno, you heard about the victorian act of 'figging' with ginger?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

wasn't that used to give a bit of life to otherwise decrepit livestock?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

People still do it now,
apparently.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

you'd know
being in the industry and all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I thought victorian head masters did it to school boys to 'teach them a lesson'.
I've always been tempted to see if it really does hurt that much, or if it's a good kind of hurt or bad one, I got some pickled ginger in the cupboard, I might give it a try after hollyoaks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Doesn't your arse/bowels
always hurt anyway?
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Not always, but a lot of the time.
nyom nyom nyom, morphine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

you're not necessarily swallowing stuff when administering cunnilingus

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

www.wuacademia.org/foto-Dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_Katsushika%20Hokusai-1820.jpg
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)