b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 864974 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

Crow wants a lunch thread
I need to go get lunch today.
Probably from Tescos. Any suggestions?

Monty: Munch bunch and blue riband and a little sandwich cut in to four
TGB: ha ha ha you're so funny monty. What you doing this weekend?

Alt Q: There's a lot of good stuff on TV tonight isn't there! Anyone been watching that 71 degrees north thing?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:31, 119 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Couscous. I now live off the stuff.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Food for girls

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)
i like the giant couscous
with chilli and feta that they sell at sainsburys.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)
They're bread rolls.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Me too

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)
this is giant food for girls

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)
It's quite spicy and not like normal couscous which I grant you is completely bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
*flicks the v's*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Mind your wrists don’t break when you do that, young Barrington.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

There is an asian place near me that does great nasi goreng. Tempted to go there or to my club for lunch where they do terrific burgers.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I don't even own a telly.
Well there's one in the flat but I haven't hooked it up yet, and before you ask, no broadband isn't up either so I can't watch it on iPlayer. Keep up.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Not having a telly is a liberation.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I don't know what to have today.
I am in range of the Banger Bros van at Euston but I worry it will turn me into a lolfatty. Likewise the Cornish Pasty Co. And I need to get cigarettes anyway so I might just get a sandwich from Sainsbury's or something. What do you think?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Try the steak & stilton pasty they do - nom.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)
It is lovely,
but I do not wish to become a pieabetic.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)
limit yourself to only a couple a month, starting with this one.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)
But I was going to have one for dinner on the way to the pub!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
nobody said you couldn't have the couple a month on the same day
*encourages morbid obesity*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Oh man I want a cornish pasty

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Fuck that
go to Ed's Diner and get yourself a peanut butter milkshake. I love those things.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)
oh yes
ed's diner is gross for food but brilliant for milkshakes. i like the malted chocolate one - it is like pureed maltesers. of course it is also enough calories for a small country for an entire year.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Big Bubba is passable
But I won't go anywhere else but Byron for burgers now.

Also, CALORIE CONTENT? Are you mad?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)
There's a milkshake bar nearby
where you can choose any two chocolate bars and have them made into a milkshake. I haven't tried yet but I reckon a Malteser one would be good, as would a Dime bar one.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Mint Aero make excellent milkshakes,
fact fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)
AFTERNOON LAMPITO
I'll make a gin milkshake for you
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Way to get punched in the face dude.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Lampito would never punch me
SotR bredren, innit.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
sluts of the realm?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)
You'd think, wouldn't you?
Doesn't work like that though.

:(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Didn't think that one through did I
:(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Actually, we are SE Bredren.
I bet Wookie will really be SE but hey. SElessthan10 fo' LYF
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)
SW.
That explains it then.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Oh I forgot you're SOTR
As is Crow.

err...Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I don't really get punchy on gin.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I don't really?
Only a little punchy? More pushy? Would you push Wooks in the face after 4 gins?

I think you would
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)
No, I punch on cider
I think I get kissy on gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)
LIES ON THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Combining them I do both?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
cider with a gin topper?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Urgh that's one of the vilest things I could ever consider

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Sexface

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I fucking hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
No you don't
you think I'm awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Why on earth do you think that?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Solution right there
a disgusting one but certainly a solution
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
At which point I can expect to be battered unconscious then sexually assualted?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Watch your back, sweetie... :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
you're coming at him
from behind?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
He can be my apprentice

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Aw kiddo, I've forgotten more about drinking until you're sick than you'll ever know etc etc.
And if I decide I want to become a rapist I'll apprentice myself to Chompy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Apprentice in bumming
though I guess you should go to Crow for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Oh yes, I had forgotten about your stint in anal porn.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Oooh, thank you!
How are your swans?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
HONK HONK HONK
:D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
cornish pasty co pasties are shit
as are all pasties available outside Devon and Cornwall
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Just had a chicken, pesto and rocket roll thing
It was bloody nice, though not very filling.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)
i am schmoozing a potential new client
or i would be if he would turn up on time. fancy lunch on the firm = win.

i am never usually at home in the evenings, so instead will tell you all that i am going to the gym then catching up later on with friends who have not wasted their evenings torturing themselves but rather stuffing pizzas down their throats.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Champions league !!
Get to watch the spuds humiliate themselves in Europe.

For lunch give your money to a tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I've got a Rocket Salad
Best named salad.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)
rocket is vile
salad is nice though
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)
LIES
Rocket is awesome.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)
I always make the mistake of assuming it's normal good leafiness until it get's in my mouth
and shits it's nastiness on my tongue. Rocket and coriander have no business near my food.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)
Now you're just TRYING to get
me angry. Coriander is a wonderful herb.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
It's ok Jim
I doubt we'll ever prepare salads for each other. Especially not now you freak!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

prepare toss
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
slut

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I'll get a sarnie
Tuna most likely.

I'm quite hungry, so I'll get some crisps to go with it, as well as either a sausage roll or a pork pie.

I'll get a Wispa as well. And a can of pop.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)
I may just get crisps
and gorge myself on crispie goodness
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Do they do Seabrook in the Tescos
near you? I just got Beefy and a Cheese and Onion.

Heaven.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)
I think they do...
I dunno if I can be bothered to walk to Tesco it looks like rain
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Get some chocolate as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I'm going to gourge myself on toblerone

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
must resist strikethrough

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Do it Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
nope moments gone now. I had a raspberry muller rice
and tayto cheese and onion crisps. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Where did you get theTaytos?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
My old man bought a shit load back the other week.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
They used to sell them in that Mick sandwich shop
opposite The Fishmarket.

I've no idea if there is still a sarnie shop there anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
And they still do in the irish corner shop on the G road.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Do they have red lemonade and Mikado biscuits?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Mikado biscuits are horrible
But red lemonade is still good
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
What about Kimberleys?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I don't like the mallow bit
with coconut so those biscuits are lost on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Chocolate or regular?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Regular of course.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Red lemonade definiteyl don't know about mikado

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Tell him to bring you back King crisps next time
they are nom.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
King pan-fried farmhouse cheddar is the biz.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Ireland

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I went for the M&S meal deal
since it's right next door. Fully Loaded Ranch Beef, parsnip crisps and a superberry smoothie. It was luuurvely.

altQ: I hardly watch UK TV any more, I just get shows off the interwebs these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
I had a sausage on a fork
and some Pepsi Max.

Alt Q: I haven't watched any TV in ages, apart from a rewatch of some of The Wire and a bit of Supernatural.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I love it when people talk about The Wire. I feel I am no longer to introduce the subject to the room.
What series you watching?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)
I'm rewatching season three
since I definitely missed bits of it first time round
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Ah City Hall season. My 2nd favourite I think. I think I am ready for a rewatch from start to end now.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)
I don't own a TV/I have one but haven't connected it/
...rarely switch it on/watch very little these days/occasionally watch the news but other than that/....fuckofffuckofffuckofffuckoff you lying bastards.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)
From the caff near the office
I have scampi, chips and beans in a polystyrene box.

Filthy but good.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Got lemon on your scampi?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
It's the law!
And the silly sachets of Tartare. It's almost a dream stay in lunch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Sounds good to me.
Proper chips as well? Or some shitty oven chip type thing?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Proper FRIED potato.
Have just ploughed through the scampi which I saved to the end.

Now have a Krispy Kreme to eat, I love office birthdays.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
I wish I liked scampi
The texture is just a bit too weird for my liking.

Krispy Kreme donuts are fookin awesome though.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
You celebrate the day the builders finished?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
That's a bit personal, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Wayhay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I was crap, and went to Subway
Meatball sandwich, pretty nom though.

Alt Q: I'm aiming to finish Sherlock tonight, then either watch some Castle or complete Max Payne 2. Not sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)
It's a good sandwich.
Double cheese?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Am putting off Halo Reach
until after the football.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)
My mate is picking up Reach at the end of the month, coming down to mine, and we're going to just complete them all one after another
Should be a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)
will be a mission but fun

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Sherlock is really good

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Martin Freeman was fantastic as Watson. I think he is shit usually so was very impressed. They have
confirmed a new series which is good. And of Luther.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Oddly enough
I thought Freeman was totally the wrong choice. I actually liked the Watson from Guy Ritchie's version more, they seemed to have regressed him to being a bit of an idiot again.

Apart from that though I really enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Jude Law? I didn't love the film so can't agree there.
Freeman was understated and subtle and complimented Bandersnatch or whatever his name is perfectly. Plus he was the only good thing in the shitty filler chinese episode.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Benedict Cumberbatch, best actors name ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)
cheers I couldn't be arsed to google
what is your status about btw?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
My status?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)
being an idiot
is not subtle and understated. And he was too short.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Ooh, do you know of a site that's got it?
They took it down off iplayer before I'd finished, and a half arsed googling didn't find anywhere streaming it. Sad times.
(berk, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I'm a bit naughty, and got it from btjunkie & thepiratebay

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1