The lamb chops were okay? OKAY?
The lamb chops are fucking superb! But you should have had some lamb chops, two or three seek kebabs, a paneer tikka, a small dry meat and a small karahi chicken and a couple of naans.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:15, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Will you give potatoes a fucking chance???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Won't someone think of the vegetables?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Innit Guv

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)

FUCK OFF!
You don't go to Tayyabs and eat fucking vegatables, unless they are lentils or chickpeas.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:21, Reply)

It's John and Yoko naked protest time at the plight of curried veg, methinks.
I'll book the Travelodge, you organise the press.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I'll book your travelodge.
If you know what I mean.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Will you pretend to be related to me as well?
It's almost a year since we last saw each other, so I can do the whole long lost sibling shtick if you like?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I like how long lost siblings behave.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Inappropriately?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:34, Reply)

bloody hell fatso
4 huge lamb chops were plenty as a starter, and they were just alright. *shrug* And we had 2 rice and 2 naan between us - which was plenty since I had very little rice what with the dryness.

Everything my colleagues had they loved, and I'd definitely go again if only to try some of the other stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Awwww, you never order rice at Tayyabs, that's a schoolboy error.
You add yoghurt or chilli sauce to the starters too. Mmmmmmmmmm. I can feel my sphincter burning already.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)

No, that's the chair leg that I am forcefully ramming up your Lubbock.
Now, get in that fucking swimming pool, boy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:34, Reply)

this isn't my first rodeo
I always use the minty yoghurt on the starter, that's Curry 101. Definitely a top meal, even if our tastes differ on the starters.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Peshwari or GTFO

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

*HWURGGGGGGGHHHHHH*
Don't like peshwari.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

it keema naan it's keema naan
(i actually don't have keema naan, but that is what I sing along to that gorillaz song)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Peshwari = fail on account of the raisins.
Keema = win on account of the minced up lamb. Simples.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

plain
just appreciate the lovely naanness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

In tayyabs this is definitiely the case. They make seriously good naan

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Keema naan are fantastic.
Keema naan are fitter than your wife.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

i usually find a keema naan is too much these days
now that I'm descending into my dotage, that is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:07, Reply)

I wouldn't go THAT far!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)