Tayyabs

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

what's your sig about AA?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Years back, I posted a stupid blog in which I wrote the following to end the entry
It's so upsetting, i listened to Green Day - Wake Me Up When September ends for an hour and a half because it was the only song that suited my mood.

God i'm depressed.

A friend from on here (Spikeypickle) found this, and posted it on here. As a result, it was decided that I'm a massive emo, and I'm asleep most of the year. If you notice, there are many jokes about waking up, and all that nonsense. I simply decided a countdown to the date would help.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I kept seeing them and wondered what it was about.
Cheers
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

eeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooo

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Are you doing drive by shouting again?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

She's actually a cow who started off travelling too fast so she got scared and went "eeeeeee"
and then slowed down a bit so was relaxed enough to moo, but as she was still moving it came out like "mmmmooooooooooo"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

A girl called Colette mooed at the back of Englash class once
after she sniffed some rush.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I like to bark like a dog.
But the less said about that the better.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Arf.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

^This, I do a good terrier. That looks inappropriate.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

How much do you charge?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Once in drama my friend was told to bark like a dog so he yelled at the top of his voice "BARK BARK BARK".
It was really funny.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

This put me in mind of Gary Larson's cows.

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Not being funny or nothing, but people here go mad for that resturant.
What's the big deal about it? I like the idea of bodens better.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

you could buy a top hat

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Not a clue, I've only ever been to That There London once, years back.
So I don't know of anywhere else, I just remember eating a Burger King while I was there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

*eyes glaze*
They have Burger King in that there London?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Tis still the only place I've ever bought a Whopper from
I learnt the error of my ways that day. Now I have XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger (supersize meal, of course)

Yes, I know I'm fat
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Best fast food burger
ever.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Definitely
Or do you mean the Whopper?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

XL Bacon Double
Sex in a bun.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

That would explain the mayo.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

There is no mayo
Only meat and cheese goodness!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Yeh', there are a couple so I think it's a chain.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

One day I will see the bright lights...
...and sample the wares of this delightful restaurant.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I went to one last year, it wasn't to expensive, I got change out of £100.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Oh, you know how people are
Tayyab's is the new Bay City Rollers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Bye Bye Baby, baby goooodbbyyyyyeeee

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I'm not sure who the Bay City Rollers are, do they do indian food too?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Indian/Scottish fusion

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

like haggis curry

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

tartan hot towels

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

black naan bread

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Sag Aloo and Fried Mars Bar as side orders.

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Neeps and chapatis.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Shortbread with lime pickle and mango chutney

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Highland toffee made with ghee

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

You said 'gee'.
Sniggers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

It's got a sacred Highland cow on the packet

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Deep fried korma?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)