I hate technology.
It's always changing. I don't know where I am from one day to the next with it.

Alt 4: I fucked an American.

Alt 5: Gonz's cabs.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alt 4
Me too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I'm glad I'm not the only idiot then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

hey hey hey easy with the america bashing

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

It's all fat and annoying over there

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

at least we have pretty teeth

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I actually like America
I'm from there. That joke would've worked better with someone who knew that.

British teeth are the best in the world.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

oh, I forgot
the teeth around here aren't so pretty, tbh
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Do you live in England?
If fat and annoying is your pet hate might I suggest a trip to any town centre in the area that has an Iceland, kebab joints, and the most mobile phone/cheque cashing shops. In comparison it makes America look like an Armani catwalk.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)

See http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post868307
Also, I live in Elephant and Castle...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Nowhere near England then?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I don't actually believe you are American.
I think you're just pretending.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I totally am

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

She totally moves her hips like yeah and nods her head like yeah when she's having a party.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I TOTALLY DID LAST NIGHT

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'm gonna do that on saturday
I'm in charge of the music, I'm gonna slip that one into the middle of my playlist and I'll be the only one on the dancefloor.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

What's going on saturday? is this one of those bash things I hear so much about?
I'm going to a GAY BAR on saturday.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Nah, not a bash
it's my mrs' 30th birthday. She is having a party along with other friends who are also 30.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

old

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I know I'm not allowed to tease her about it
or she smacks me in the head.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

haha good woman right there

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Damn straight, much better than I deserve

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

please stop before I puke on my shoes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Did you high five anyone this weekend?
If you meet an eligible chap, do you need to ensure Echo gets along with him before you can decide if it's serious or not?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I arranged a casual encounter with a stranger from craigslist.
My dog barked at him.
So I covered her cage.
Didn't want to scar her for life.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I can imagine it being really awkward
when you're on all fours and he's behind grunt and sweating and hammering away and you don't want to hurt his feelings so you're making all the right noises and then you look up and Echo is looking at you, and she knows your faking it but she just turns around and walks back into the kitchen and then your heart really isn't in it any more so you just stay quiet and then he realises and asks what's wrong and you just shrug and he pulls out and you just go upstairs to get your dressing gown and by the time you've come back downstairs he's got his trousers on and he just says "Look, give me a call sometime if you want" and then leaves.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

hahaha that's how I imagined it to be tooooo
good think we were both wrong!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

...and I hurt a friend.

I know, I'm shit.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)