Sooooo.....
How've we enjoyed the first ever 'Cunt Day'?

I think it's been great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:11, 46 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There's been plenty before today.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)

this one was official though
I've missed most of it. I've been doing work for a change
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Typical.
The biggest cunt on the internet misses out on his big day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:24, Reply)

where have you been?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Haha you are so right.
Did you see/enjoy the O/T Incest Spectacular last week, Doc? It was fabulous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:17, Reply)

It really was top notch stuff.
I spent a fortnight thinking "this chap is the worst thing on the internet, ever."
And then it turns out that I was wrong. He fucked his own sister just to entertain us.
*salutes, wipes tear from eye*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:26, Reply)

What a hero.
Kamikaze internetting. Most impressive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:40, Reply)

It's been cunting marvellous. Thanks to all concerned.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I've already booked for next year.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I might calendar it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:40, Reply)

I thought the Albert Fish letters were a nice touch.
Next year this could be expanded upon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I also thought we might have "The Barrymore Diaries" next year - similar to the Dear Bill thing that Private Eye used to do, but with more drug-crazed rectal abuse.

Clearly we need to get an organising committee in place fairly promptly .
(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Is it still going?
You mong worrying fuck knuckle.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Til the stroke of twelve.
This is now the OFFICIAL AFTER PARTY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:50, Reply)

If your name isn't CUNT
You're not coming in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:50, Reply)

That's got quite a ring to it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:57, Reply)

CUNT.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I'm definitely on the list
Now let me in before i fucking rape ye
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:57, Reply)

You need to be more cunty than that.
You CUNT.

(I'm getting into this).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)

OK sweetcheeks, you've done it now.
*unzips*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Do your worst!
I'm JTDF. You CUNT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:06, Reply)

JohnTheDaneFucker?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:13, Reply)

You CUNT.
I'm not JohnTheDaneFucker. You Cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:14, Reply)

Mong worrying fuck knuckle....
just wow.
(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:57, Reply)

I didn't even know!
I'm always so behind
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I didn't know either, but I'm going to embrace it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:01, Reply)

cunting hell yes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:03, Reply)

CUNT OFF
You cunting fucker.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:04, Reply)

SHUT YOUR CUNT MOUTH OR I WILL FUCK IT

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Ooooh. Wanna play the 'call me a CUNT' game do you?
You'd love to suck the puss out of Mother Teresa's CUNT. YOU CUNT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:08, Reply)

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:09, Reply)

How DO you know me?
Cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:10, Reply)

You should probably get out of my face and bother someone less awesome.
You cunting cunter bigger than a cunty cunt thing.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:12, Reply)

I'm not doubting your awesomeness.
Cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Stop calling me a cunt.
Cunt.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:18, Reply)

But if I stop now, you'll have had the final word.
What can I do?

cunt
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:20, Reply)

nor did I
but I workmate did use the word cunt today. Perhaps it's my turn

cunts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 19:14, Reply)

i'm off
to see my personal trainer shortly. i may be boxing. so i can take out all my aggression from cunt day and come home all relaxed and happy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Have you fixed your cunting iPod now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:21, Reply)

yes thank you
it fixed itself miraculously overnight.

in hindsight i think it had gotten really wet in the pissing rain and just needed to dry out rather than to be kicked around the kitchen with me swearing at it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:27, Reply)

I missed it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:35, Reply)

The mammoth stole me trousers
me trousers, me trousers

the mammoth stole me troooouuusers

theee mammoth is a cunt!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Sadly, I missed the whole thing.
Cunting work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)

You can be a cunt tomorrow if you like.
Just for you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I still can't get on here through the day though :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Then it shall be
International Post-Cunt day, for people of a "can't be fucking cunted" disposition.
On a totally different tack:
3 for £12 in Asda, on a nearly £9 Cabernet Sauvingnon 2005- and its soooo smooth, and like rocket fuel. Highly recommended.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:56, Reply)