Okay, so being suitably alarmed by the image in TGB's profile,
having been directed that way by Noel, I can safely say that is the weirdest thing I've seen in a while.

What weird things have you seen and no, I'm not talking about body parts. Although you can if you want to.

um, Alt q: if you could could be a character from a tv show, who would it be and why?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:55, 87 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I would be in BSG
Not sure which character, maybe the chief.
because it's fucking excellent that's why.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

BSG rocks
I loved Gaeta right up to the end.

If you were the chief though you'd have to put up with Cally and her fucking moaning all the fucking time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Cyclocosmia Spider's arse. No, seriously, Google that shit! It's so odd!

bugguide.net/node/view/174739

Alt Q: Bunk from the Wire. Coolest man in the pretend world.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I can't, not if it's a spider.
also - I'd probably be either River from Firefly, because I love her and think she's seriously kickass, or I'd be Kaylee, from the same show, because she's perpeptually optimistic and finding the better side of things, and I'd like to be like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

it's bizzare, you should look.
I have not watched firefly but heard good things about it. I heard it got cancelled though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

It has a face on it's ass

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I know, I believe it burrows into things and leaves it arse hanging out

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

it did, after one season, which was rubbish.
I really can't - if I look it's going to bother me all night and I won't be able to sleep. I loathe spiders.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

ok well when you wake up and feel brave have a look
I think I will get the dvd if it's that good.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

aha, I really can't, it's a phobia.
I can't even look at photographs in a book without shuddering and feeling like they're all over me. Just talking about them is making my skin crawl!

Borrow it first - cos some people like it and others don't. It's like a western mixed with starwars mixed with general sci-fi in my opinion.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

gutted living in Oz then! there are bajillions of the feckers.
I like cowboys, I like lightsabers I reckon I will give it a go.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

no lightsabers unfortunately
does have some nice women in it though, and it is amusing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I will watch it. I was put off initially by the main guy being that dick
from Two Guys a Girl and Pizza Place. Did you look at the spider's arse? it fascinates me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

the fact you have such interest in a spiders arse worries me Bobble...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

only this particular spider. If you saw it you would know why. But don't look!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

didn't know he was in that
he's quality.

I did. really weird.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I want one

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

yeeeeeeeeeeah I try to avoid them at all costs.
you should, definitely. My friend put me on it and I've been hooked since.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Whatever you do don't watch Serenity first.
Like I did.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I did too
didn't spoil the series though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I really like the film
didn't spoil it at all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

is that the movie?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

yes.
It's my favourite film at the moment.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

is it set before or after the 1st series?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

after.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

ok I'll watch the series then the flick.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

It ties up so many loose ends though.
I quite enjoyed watching the loose ends being created.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

YAY
*chalks up another victim*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I had a serious O.O WTF moment when he showed it to me.
the picture that is.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I've had so many gazzes along the same lines
*glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

did you ask cr3 to make it for you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

No he posted it on talk and I stole it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Like WTF!
Where/why did that image get posted? :(

This is spoiling my birthday dammit!
( Captain V, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I stole it too.
I love it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Mission accomplished then
Happy catbirthday.

Almost a grown up now!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

happy birthday V.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

only 3 here

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

one was me, check out the spiders arse!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

It's Bubbles from Canadian show "Trailer park boys"
There's about 70 episodes out there to download and a couple of films. If you find that image hilarious you'll probably love Bubbles and the boys.
(Mr Big Stuff, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Ah, I get it now
It's more than just an image
(Mr Big Stuff, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I've seen several traffic wardens
silently communing around a car (a few months ago)

Alt Q: wouldn't fancy being a character. Most of the ones I like are tortured souls. Btw my sister likes Gabriel as best of all the Supernatural characters
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

OH how awesome is Gabriel?
I LOVE the episode Changing Channels. Possibly my favourite of the whole show.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

saw it the other night
pretty awesome 'I'm Sam Winchester and I have genital herpes'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

you know the first time I watched that I full on snorted with laughter.
it was so ladylike, my mother wrote it down for posterity...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I used to work at Newcastle Uni
and on my first week there in the IT department I had to go into the RVI hospital to Pathology. On ringing the doorbell to get in, I was confronted by what can only be described as a psycho - white apron, covered in blood, holding some kind of saw.

"Oh, do come in - you must be here for the PC"

Walking in, and past about 7 corpses, thoughfully laid out on the tables in preparation (I hope) for the med students to disect

An odd start to my IT career anyway.

Alt Q:
I'd quite like to be the bloke from Lie To Me (Tim Roth character) - he seems genuinly insane and most entertaining
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

that sounds both alarming and funny.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

It was, yes
I'm sure the saw had bits of person dripping of it, but that may be a lie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Qu'est-ce que le fuck?!
Cr3 made it?! Why?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Because he's awesome

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

because I make him moist obviously

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Ahhhh
It's coded to show the username of the visiting person!
I always knew I got TGB knicks in a froth.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Don't ruin it you bastard

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I'm amused how many people it's caught

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

It almost gave me a fucking heart attack when it was posted on /talk

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

alright Lampito
how goes it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I slept incredibly well.
Ish. I've got to go to the health centre AGAIN.
I feel I should do something special to mark the last day of being a teenager, but to be honest I don't give a fuck.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Glad you slept well
haha don't bother about it, just have a nice day

edit: also :):)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Has the VD come back?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

it's what happens
if you don't take the full course of antibiotics
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Yeah, with complications.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

too much anal?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

A little too much
I can feel my intestines pushing against my teeth :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

hahahahah

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

you should probably find some lesser co-stars
if you know what I mean.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It's a huge strain :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I can imagine
your rectal fortitude must have been exemplary to achieve such a successful career
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

It's cleverly done
I was more surprised cr3 made it, not that I work TGB up into a filthy mess.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

cr3's a crafty bugger.
He's fantastic.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I'm amazed at how many people are daft enough to believe it is just about them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Ah fucksocks
I've been had >.<
( Captain V, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I felt so special when I saw it. I was beaming from ear to ear.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

a l
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Took me ages to find which A you were replacing
nice work
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

thanks :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

there were two bucks in my driveway this morning
scared the shit out of me

I would totally be Shane from The L Word cause she's well hawt innit
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

In a pub toilet.
A bloke with two broken wrists (one pinned impressively) having a piss.
He managed but had to shout of his mate to do his fly up.
Only thing is he did it when he went back to the bar.

Alt q: Peter Petrelli.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

why Peter and not Nathan?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Peter go the cheerleader right?
Oh wait was that in RL? Yes as they are related in Heroes.... carry on nothing to see here
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Because Peter gets all the coolest powers.
And Nathan gets iced.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

don't remind me :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
and a giant octopus which is a really amazing creature.

Alt Q: Bernard Black, it wouldn't be much of a stretch and I've always wanted to run a bookshop.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Nothing recently, boring
Alt Q: Seeley Booth, Moist Van Lipwig, Jayne Cobb, Richard Castle, Charlie Harper, Barney Stinson, take your pick really!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

moist is such a dirty word

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Have you seen the episode of HIMYM that addresses that?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

of what?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

How I Met Your Mother

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Want a really odd image?
i54.tinypic.com/nlpkyg.jpg

I'm not posting the image itself as some might think it NSFW, though it doesn't show any rude bits. But I'd bet that girl wins quite a few bar bets.
( Wanderer, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)