I bought a shiny new car last weekend
and I've driven it once so far whereas mrs al has driven it every day this week. Now I realise that the reason I bought the car was so that she would save money on fuel for her commute and we would only have one lot of service and tax costs. But still, it's my car and the more she drives it, the less shiny it gets.

And she eats pretzels in it and crumbs get everywhere.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*sadface*
The once pristine interior of my car is covered in crumbs, used car parking tickets and boys' rugby paraphenelia.

I feel your pain.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

mine is full of tissues and crumbs from granola bars and the like
do women have no idea that a car should be clean and tidy?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

It's revenge for the toilet seat.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I always put mine down
"You're a terrible toilet seat".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I pretty much always close the thing right down

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I thought my car was getting really dirty inside
Then a friend got in, and she commented 'Wow, this is really tidy compared to my car'. Made me feel rather better/worried about the standards of others.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

excuse me, the inside of my car is immaculate.
the outside, due to me having to drive past a dairy to leave and get to my house, is rather filth covered though... :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Mine is full of mud and dog hair.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Well if you must go dogging....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

*Rolls eyes*
It's a car. It's for getting from A to B. Yes, periodically it needs cleaning up.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

It's the whole crumbs thing...
...crumbs in the car and crumbs in my side of the bed.

At the very least you could save me a croissant/cookie/danish rather than taunting me with discarded relics of said snack.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Domestic abuse, there's EVERY excuse

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

That sounds like the tagline to a government information film
presumably one from the 50s.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)