I bought a 7 port USB hub
wow it's excitin...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:20, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

God it really is.
Thank God I was sitting down when I read this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

My bloodpressure
just went through the roof.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I'm getting it so I can get the INTERNET
at home so I CAN POST MORE ON HERE.

Trufax.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Oh dear God Jimmer no!!
You can't spend actual money to enhance your experience of this place.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I don't go out
I alternate time between my office job which I hate and staying at home painting Warhammer and posting on b3ta.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

www.succeedsocially.com/sociallife
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Where's the step
with the baths and lime and stuff? I always stumble at that stage.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

psssst, psssssssst, Jim, Jiiiiim, Jiiiiiiiiiimmm!
which Warhammer miniatures?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

You had recently gone up in my estimations. You have now gone down again.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

you can recently?
huh? I love painting them, It is one of the few things in this life, emphasis on the few, I am good at.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I don't know, they're small and I only have two pots of Humbrol :(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Are we still talking about miniatures!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Nope, I was lying
I'm getting the hub to power my social life.

SNAP
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I'll have you phillistines know that I paid
my way through boarding school painting little men for little men. £5 for a lead model, £10 for 3 plastic models. Big models come and see me in my dorm for a consultation. That kept me in drugs and booze for almost a year.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Pfffft
this is easily the most tragic thing that has ever been posted here
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Teenager in Model Painting Shocker
as opposed to

Cutting Northern Bastard Talks Lots about Bread and Bicycles Tedium.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I've got a new bike
It's better than Als.

Ho ho ho.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

you really are a smug motherfucker aren't you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

It's a nice bike.



If you like that sort of thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:04, Reply)

ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

update: the money isn't in my account yet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I used Google Checkout to get
my hub. I've been looking for a 7 port powered hub for agezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Have you got any kind of proof that they wern't going to give you the deposit?
'cus if soo, you should tell them to pay the legal costs you've spent so far.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

as the resident b3ta solicitor
i think i said my costs were 50% of any sums recovered...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

and as B3ta's resident torturer and extorter
I get the other 50%.

Unlucky Chompers, looks like it's 12p noodles for supper again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

yeah but
i assisted with the housing act 2004 and the relevant caselaw and everything. i think i should get your 50% as well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

*tortures*
*extorts*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

it's not torture
if i enjoy it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Not doing it right
then.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Personally, I reckon you're all doing it wrong if someone doesn't run out the room and down to boots crying.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I usually find people can't run to Boots
if they've been tied to something, got spikey things between their toes or have been hogtied.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Beat me to it
Only I was going to say 'if they've had their kneecaps smashed in with a claw hammer'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You fiend, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I read that as "relevant coleslaw"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Sounds like the name of an Exeter student band.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Hur hur hur
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solicitation
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Oh man, it's totally past 3pm
If I know bank transactions, which I don't, it wont get there until tomorrow
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

The email was pre 14:30, if he did it direct transfer
then it should be in my account before 16:30.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

CHAPS payments take up to a couple of hours, BACS take a day.
If they are with a different bank to you. If you are both with Barclays for example the transfer should be immediate.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Faster payments been in place for most banks since 2008
There's no excuse if he's transfering it online.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Hopefully it will go through
but banks have a nasty tendency to withold afternoon transfers, some they invest in the overnight markets and the rest they stuff up their arses FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Check this
www.ukpayments.org.uk/sort_code_checker/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Well if it's not in by 3.30 that's another day's interest you can charge them at 8% above base rate.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

only if
the court says so, pursuant to s69 cca 1984.

personally i think the court would take a dim view of an agent/landlord who deliberatel flouted a law put in place to assist tenants. if there's one thing judges love, it's poor little tenants.

/usually acts for landlords
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I'm white and I talk posh and everything!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

They'll love you
especially if your landlord is a darkie or an ethnic
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

you've got less chance then
borrow monty's child and say you're a single mother. the judge will come in his pants to bend the law to let you stay, regardless of whether you have trashed the place and not paid rent for 6 months.

/usually acts for landlords
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'm not letting that rapist anywhere near my little angel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

good point
very good point
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I have a real issue with the papers chucking in a couple of stories where some scrote
uses the law to keep someone out of their house for as long as possible and use that as an excuse saying that the law is on the side of the scrotes, Aaaah, fuck it, I can't even be bothered to finish this rant.

Show us your tits swipey.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

show me yours first

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Al has a fabulous pair of gazongas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I've been eating biscuits to build them up especially

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

He may luck out if the landlord is withthe same back it's instantaneous anytime of the day!
It's only BACS/CHAPS that have cut off times
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)