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I had a nosebleed today. What did you have?
( Kroney, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:58, 69 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

pasta

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:04, Reply)

A long walk with a camera
My legs hurt.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:11, Reply)

I walked into Guildford the other day
I live about two miles away. Once I got in, we wandered around and got a bus back. The next day my legs had properly seized up. I think this means I'm old and unfit.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:15, Reply)

it's not a good sign
when you have to warm up for a walk to town.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:18, Reply)

I'm going to blame it
On the fact that I didn't really do anything for the last 4 days, then walked about 6 miles today. Stupid exercise.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:21, Reply)

a bit of light reading at lunch time
been stalking chloe mafia
phwooooooooaaaaaaar
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:19, Reply)

an e-mail that said

"...a dongle will fit through your letterbox..."
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Sex with a salamander

( broadsword, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:32, Reply)

I like salamanders
No, wait...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:33, Reply)

A promising start to the day
Promptly whipped out from under my nose by the discovery of an embarrassing error.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:51, Reply)

you should really try to make less mistakes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:52, Reply)

I know, I should really pay more attention to what I-
Hang on a minute!
*shakes fist*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:53, Reply)

*runs away*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:00, Reply)

*Claw voice* I'll get you next time, Badger!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:01, Reply)

ooh do you promise ;)

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:09, Reply)

you had no trousers on?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:53, Reply)

*looks down*
Oh crap. The day's about to get even worse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:54, Reply)

or better
bom chicka wah wah
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Unfortunately
everyone else in the office has gone home. Leaving me by myself...

...albeit with Madamoiselle Palm...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:59, Reply)

and your socks
if you remembered to put those on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Oh, yes.
I'm not completely stupid. I simply...forgot...my trousers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:02, Reply)

I had a little dance
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:52, Reply)

I had an erection

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:55, Reply)

luckyyyyy

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Not really. It was in my office
I had to hide at my desk until it went away.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:09, Reply)

three minutes of fiddling hardly seems horrible to me

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:19, Reply)

I was just messing around with the Facebook API and all that, and you know those websites with little 'login' buttons...
They can get _soo_ much information on you if they want it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:57, Reply)

I've also accidently invented chorizo crisps, they're good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:10, Reply)

Hahahha, look at this cunt.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:15, Reply)

cant see it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:19, Reply)

I hope most people can't, as it means your privacy settings on Facebook are ok, or at least, I can't see your profile photo.
I might have got the code wrong though and nobody at all can see it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I'm on my phone so probably not logged onto Facebook anyway
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Yeh', it doesn't do the cookie stuff from the FB App to the browser.
But judging by the response on here, that _nobody_ has bit, I think what I did doesn't work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:52, Reply)

have we done this yet?
www.wimp.com/confusedlamb/
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:57, Reply)

that is proper cute
how could we ever eat anything that hops like that

*gets mint sauce*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:59, Reply)

dunno
never had lamb
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:06, Reply)

woah!
it's both delicious and cute
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:07, Reply)

cant be good for your floors though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:09, Reply)

You don't eat it off the floor
I really fucking love lamb, it's my third favourite roast meat, but my first favourite curry or kebab meat.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:14, Reply)

your mum eats off the floor

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:18, Reply)

you are the floor

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)

I've not had roast anything in AGES
like since Christmas.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:28, Reply)

I haven't had a good roasting for ages too.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:33, Reply)

you hankering for pork, too?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:34, Reply)

DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY
*covers virgin eyes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:35, Reply)

hey I'm not that dirty
I never had my eyeballs fucked, either!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:36, Reply)

A meat injection is needed stat.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:36, Reply)

hot and juicy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:37, Reply)

I will be : O

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:37, Reply)

jesus

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Woooooo!

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:46, Reply)

how far away is friday?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:51, Reply)

that's when I next get some

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)

well I have a horse, can't be much worse than that

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:19, Reply)

I had spag bol for tea.
I haven't had it for ages and it was lovely.

I also have motherfucking red wine so watch out. I may get frisky.

I also have added a photo of me when I was 20 on my facebook profile pic. So all my facbook buddies on here can go and have a laugh.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:21, Reply)

i want wine
but I have to drive to the pub quiz. Basically the day of the week I go to the pub I can't drink. This is silly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Taxi FTW!

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:28, Reply)

nah
£6 taxi each way for an hour and a half in the pub on a school night. Probably not worth it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:29, Reply)

i have stuff for white russians woot!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Just like the DUDE!!!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:29, Reply)

haha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:30, Reply)

You tried making it with ice cream instead of cream?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:43, Reply)

or crack instead of vodka?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Mmmmmoreish!
It's mighty fine with ice cream though, and you don't need ice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Dear Bee'gee'blou', please don't go back to short hair, long and curly is when your'e at your cutest, deffo.
There are some girls who short hair works well with, but you're deffo a long hair kindda girl, wavey is best for you too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Haha!
Will do Gonz.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

What he said ^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:56, Reply)