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I am jungling in my kitchenJust thought I'd share.
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DOOSHDOOSHDOOSHWAKKAWAKKADOOSHDOOSH(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:46,
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hahaIs be impressed as I was just making random noises
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:48,
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for sone unknown reason totally unrelated to name that tune i want to yellWHEEL OF FORRRRRRTUNE
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:59,
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it is you knowand a wales-sized bit is destroyed every..I dunno...minute? something like that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:49,
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I'm cooking (ethically raised) veal in my kitchen whilst swearing at the TV(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:05, Reply)
I don't think there are pills strong enough to get me to tear it up now.(
girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:16,
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Come to the next bash I have and we'll have a d&b hour.(
girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:22,
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or even this for some old skool flavourswww.youtube.com/watch?v=yYA4DoZOiD8
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with whom?there's noone here!
prob for the best, i've been in the pub since about 6. now i'm back in my room trying to do the pre-reading for tomorrow. it's all going round in circles!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:16,
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which bit are you querying mein lieb?also hello pod, what's new?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:26,
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oh. mais oui.i meant, you said in your original post that you wanted to share. i was asking with whom, as i it had beeen aaaaaaaaaages since anyon posted!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:28,
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at the momentit would seeem so. even POD has deserted us and has gone to rub deep heat on himdlef!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:31,
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and zozzy i think seems to have popped intoo
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:34,
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+ golden?idon't know much more about gooses!
edit- apart from geese before one of you wisearses pointts this out.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:46,
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eeeeeeowmingmingming hairy green hairs
sprouting everywhere like shrek
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:47,
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crashes partyI would have been here sooner but I forgot how to spell my stupid new name
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:35,
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hello hellosorry this is abiout as sensible as i am going to get this evening i'm afraid being in oxfordd is making me act like a student. or infact an alcoholic tramp, given my advanced age.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:36,
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not quite that badjust necking neat spirits and-i did get aparking ticket this morning, which has fucked me off ROOYALLY as I HAD A CALID PERMIT YOU CUNTS. which is i think what i shouted to the street when i founf it. so maybe actually yes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:45,
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not embarrassinglybut more than usual when posting online i willa dmit freely. this is because usually in loondon i stay out until bedtim,e but here in oxford i can't goto bed at 10.30pm it's too early!
and i can always delete anything so it's all good...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:48,
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heyi;m no floozy!
slutty maybe (may be lies)
where's montylicious this evening then? he is oftne around to join in the banter.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:54,
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shagging his bird probably(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:01,
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it is like a physical painthat there be gossip and i don't know it all!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:05,
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well make something up!!!/highmaintenance
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:05,
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Where did you go in Oxford?I lived there for three years and was probably sensible for a week in total
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:46,
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eagle and childtonight. not been there before, deceptibely huge!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:47,
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decepitbely is a gonzismSeriously how drunk are you??
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:54,
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oktoo drunk to get this, please to explain?? than ks!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:59,
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Here you gob3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post535405
note: Mumm-Ra was an evil zombie character from the cartoon Thundercats
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ahhhblimey you remembered tht word from a YEAR ag?o good work.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:08,
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worryingly not THAT drunki had about 5-6 double vodkas over 4 hours? i can see why drink driving is illegal though, you see i think i'm talking perfect sens e but you lot all seem to think i'm not, you can see how you could think you were driving perfectly then BANG.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:58,
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yeah if you can't spell driving, you probably shouldn't be doing it!(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:59,
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i never ever ever would drinkand drivei think it's so stupid as to be selfish. but i don't know what you mean about spelling it, looks fine to me...
*has shifty eyes like kitty*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:03,
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Hey swipeyNot much is new; need to apply for jobs, can't be bothered applying for jobs, and my car's still broke.
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what is worgn with the car, i seem to have missed this(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:35,
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I'm been looking at the lovely parks that will be near my new residence!I'm a little bit too excited at open green spaces
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:47,
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I loved when I moved into my flat last yearAs the balcony* looked out onto a park. Lovely in thing in a big city, especially when you're used to living in the countryside. Are you moving down to London?
*That's right, we had a balcony
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OMG! You're going to be about 15 minutes away from my house!And I drive past your gaff all the time!
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I'll wave out my window to younaked. Would you like to buy my car?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:55,
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can i get the insult in first this timeas you normally do......... er...................................... mind blank................
we had baby vegetables for dinner. they reminded me of your cock. ha take that!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:55,
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you are certainly on form this evening(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:56,
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So, it turns out Deep Heat actually worksAs my legs are no longer in massive pain. Win.
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Going for a walk with my cameraBut having done nothing for the past 4 days, my legs didn't enjoy it. Luckily my doctor friend had some deep heat with her tonight.
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do you routineygo walkinwith female doctors and have a free massage?
/might steal this technique (not with female doctors though)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:35,
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Good attempt at typingThe doc wasn't out walking, as she was actually working. And no free massages tonight, I have a different friend who can do that if necessary.
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shush it youvodkas make my typing most excellent. i have checked this one most carefully.
tell us more about this massAGING friend, is this a new development??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:44,
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No new developmentShe's a friend who did a course in physio, and is most useful when you've ruined your muscles by falling off bikes and things.
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ohdisappointing lack of gossip. but pleasing availability of pod to be ravished by women when he moves to london.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:53,
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Your London can get screwedAs no-one wants to give me a job just now.
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keeeeeeeeeeep trying pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!you totally should.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:55,
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I've been rejected from approx. 27 jobs so farWOO
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:57,
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*high fives*One of the last ones I applied for laid 600 people off instead of employing me. I really didn't think the interview had gone that badly.
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Who knows?Eagle and Child is good. You should go to the pub quiz there
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:14,
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hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!it was nice, yes. very very fit barmen (although admittedly 2 were too young for me, prob perfect for you though!)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:15,
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there is a blond fit one in thereI think he chatted me up once but I didn't notice at the time.
Nachos are nice as well. Good night?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:17,
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ayeit was. bit poncey in that we were there to reead poetry but theyre a lovely lovely group of people!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:26,
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Sounds acethe Lamb and Flag is quite nice as well. Or the White Horse
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:31,
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yeah, owned by St Johnswhich college you eating at?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:33,
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continuing educationfood is EXACTLY like schooldinners. i keep leading rebellions missions to the tapas bar and other places around little clarendon street!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:38,
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Mmmfor fast food go to the Mission. Lovely burritos/tacos etc. Near the Union.
Somerville?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:41,
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some of my classmates are somervillei'm just part of kellogg, it being a masters and they do most of the continuing education students i think. which is fine as i am only here part time but it's hardlyone of the reeeally prtty ones!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:46,
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we got 28/40 in the pub quizBut better it was someone's team who we knew who won
Unfortunately they had no team name so we just wrote MANGINA. We left quickly when we realised the landlord would have to announce the winning team name
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:47,
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yhere'sa shop in brighton sells mankinis. hideous lime geeen mankinis.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:53,
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