evening all
Just had a yummy sweet and sour chicken meal and now I am eating lindt chocolates. Yom yom yom
What you crazy cats up this evening?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:32, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I went to the gym with my nephew.
Now I am drinking wine and watching Floyd cook stuff I'll never eat.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:36, Reply)

i love keith
Bit of wine for the food bit of wine for me!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I'm getting hungry again and I've just eaten.
I've never seen a man cook so much meat in one programme.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:53, Reply)

he was amazing.
And his programmes make me hungry and want to eat crazy things like inky rice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I know, I could so chow down on some wild boar with sauce thickened with boar blood.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:56, Reply)

masterchef is on bbc2 now woot!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:59, Reply)

watching the inbetweeners
drinking tea and wishing I was touching your face.
( wanderlust, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Awwww!
I get the urge to pinch her cheeks because she's so cheeky.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:39, Reply)

oh man i love you guys!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I'm going to love you hard the next time I see you.

( wanderlust, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:53, Reply)

oh my god im going to be so naughty!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:55, Reply)

man
I wish I had that. My tea was crap and I have no chocolate (except the stuff I got for my dad for father's day. Could I really eat that...?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Father's day was ages ago, was it not?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:00, Reply)

yeah, but I've not seen my parents in ages
I meant to post the chocolate, but it was hot at the time and it would have melted
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Fucking about on the internet.
DUH!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:42, Reply)

In my defence I've done loads of ironing today.
If I ever get made redundant I'll set up my own ironing business and call myself the Iron Man.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:43, Reply)

For a bloke, I quite enjoy ironing.
Board up, DVD on, bish bosh job sorted.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:44, Reply)

You're all stunned into silence by that aren't you?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:45, Reply)

what kind of loser irons things?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Me, evidently.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:48, Reply)

loser

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

But I have a wardrobe of crisply pressed shirts n stuff.
I draw the line at boxers, socks and night attire though. Even I'm not that fucking sad.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:52, Reply)

can you iron my stuff? i hate ironing

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Yeah, just stuff it in the car and bring it up.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

woohoo!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:52, Reply)

I am trying to work out what to wear tonight, I am such a poof.
Whilst listening to this ace mix of a shit pop song; soundcloud.com/leo-zero/lissie-when-im-alone-leo-zero-remix?utm_campaign=autoshare&utm_content=http

World Headquarters in Newcastle is getting torn up tonight, I cannot wait.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Literally torn up?
Or just, like, descended upon and drank dry?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Depends how I feel when I get there, although probably just the latter.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)

is this
'boys do girly things night'?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I'll 'do' you in a minute.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

hey hey heyy!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:51, Reply)

was supposed to go to a softball game but it's raining and cold so I'm hoping it'll be cancelled
I just want to eat sum noms and chill wiv my goggie
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:47, Reply)

whats a goggie?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

The Granny in Postman Pat, innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Actually that's 'Goggins'.
Ignore me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:51, Reply)

sorry, all up in the LOLZspeak
my dee oh gee

but she won't chill, she'll be all fucking crazy and I don't like it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:19, Reply)

I'm cooking petaing curry coconut soup with noodles and prawns.
There is loads enough for two, it's hard to make this for one, but alas, nobody is in to share it. Gutted, their lost.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:51, Reply)

epic sad times
Oh that reminds me I'm gazzing you right now!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:52, Reply)

YES !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:59, Reply)

Goddam I wish I'd booked two nights for the bash : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Me too :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:57, Reply)

book moar nights! do it do it now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Train tickets innit?
Can't change the booking now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:06, Reply)

why not make it happen dammit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:11, Reply)

Because the train would now cost about £200.
Instead of £24. Sad times.

Are you coming up at New Year? There will be mayhem, Greek food and Edinburgh.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:13, Reply)

due to my move it will depend heavily on cash flow but hopefully

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Squeeeeeeeeee!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:26, Reply)

^ This.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Me three =(
We could do something in the future though !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Oh, definitely.
The only reason I booked one night instead of two was that money was tight at the time and a second night would have been extortionate.

Now the finances are sorted, we could have done it. Ah well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I'm totally having a Personal International Credit Crunching (PICC) too, completely understand.
Maybe some time in nov, if you fancy it, the three of you (T&BGB) would be more than welcome to come 'round for a dinner party (minus the dining table, it'll be more sit around watching some film or whatever eating off a tray), I would absolutely love to cook for a bit of an audiance. I should have perfected Sushi by then !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:11, Reply)

November, no.
Got some stuff on then. But sometime in the new year perhaps.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Cool, we'll get your people to talk to my people and we'll synagize iCals at a [buisness word for date] that suites all interested parties.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:16, Reply)

the dining table will be visible by then though :P

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Hah, probably still won't be used as a dining table though, can't fit many people in 'cus of the shape of the room.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:24, Reply)

oh my im looking forward to cleaning how sad am i
You're going to get so fed up with me so quickly :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:26, Reply)

I think it's more of an organisation issue than cleaning, but I'm always up for that =)
Heh, you wait until you see all my food experiments, I've finally got a victim aside myself for this stuff !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:28, Reply)

haha we are going to be unstoppable up until dinner
Then too full to move anywhere!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:32, Reply)

^This for sho.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Oh god, it's so nice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:59, Reply)

I should be transcribing a meeting for someone
Instead I'm back playing with a camera again, and attempting to blow my eardrums into my brain.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:59, Reply)

your doing it rong!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)

I'm being experimental

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:07, Reply)

:)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I am filling my face with Ben & Jerry's Fairly Nuts ice cream
and enjoying the wonder that is broadband.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:09, Reply)

hey you!
How's the walking and stuff going?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:11, Reply)

The walking's good, the stuff's pretty good too!
Actually life is pretty bloody fantastic. All I need is some regular action and I'll be complete.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:20, Reply)

wink wink

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:21, Reply)

wink wink wink

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:24, Reply)

wank wank wank.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)

theres always one

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)

is it you?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Wanking for wellbeing.
It could be an offshoot of the main charity ethos.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:36, Reply)

oh i have chunky monkey at home
*excites*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Set it free!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:24, Reply)

I set my 'chunky monkey' free last night.
And this morning.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Top ambiguity there DG,

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I am known around these parts for my discretion and valour.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)

And style.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:32, Reply)

that bitch will stay where I put it

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)

made a mushroom stroganoff
which was messy but excellent and used up some cream and mushrooms that needed using.

Watched an American show called "Outsourced" which suggests that the US has finally reached "Mind Your Language" in their development of sophisticated humour that's not at all racist because they talk funny in India and worship cows.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)