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Well done
I did that recently and it's more fast-paced and there's lots of new stuff to learn, but I like it much more than the previous one.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:03,
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Are you now working on the bakery counter?
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:04,
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or working with
really BIG hams
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:05,
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I'm on the Make-Your-Own-Pizza counter now
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:08,
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Sweet as
you get to work with cheese!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:10,
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God I love cheese
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:10,
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Mmm, cheese
I am having THE poshest cheese n pickle sandwich. Hows you this evening Roota?
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berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:12,
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Cheese n chutney
Like Robin & Rosie of Cockleshell Bay. Aaah.
I'm good ta, got to shake a leg and get to my second job soon.
How's you?
Jokes aside, I would actually like to work on a deli counter.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:15,
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that was my first job
it sucked
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:18,
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I don't go in waitrose much
because I'm generally too impoverished, but man, I think I could deal with working their deli counter. I'd probably end up really fat though. I'm good cheers, enjoying a rare evening in doing fuck all. Is it a good second job that's fun or just one of those things you have to do for extra pennies?
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berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20,
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I could possibly just about survive without it now
but it really helps when pay day is four days away and I need fodder or some stockings.
It started out as a desperate necessity though! Nice quiet friendly pub, free glass of wine or two, decent jukebox. Sorted.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:31,
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Pfft
sounds much better than my second job - I have to look after small children :( it does make the occasional buying of pretty things easier, though.
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berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:43,
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Quiet pub in the week, that's nice bartending
busy pub on a friday night, that can be a pain.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:29,
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Cheese rocks.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:12,
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I used to live above a cheese shop.
It was absolute torture. I spent a bloody fortune on the stuff over three years.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:19,
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Heaven!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32,
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The smell when it opened was a bit pungent.
Then we discovered a hole in the floorboards and filled it in.
The shop's stil there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:34,
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it's best when it's greek and stuffed in a chile
I feel like there should be a rude joke there, but I can't quite work it out
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:13,
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Would the punchline
Include a person from Athens going to South America?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:14,
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yeah
something like that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:15,
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have you tried the wendslydale with cranberries in it?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:14,
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Wensleydale with blueberries in it is better
TRUFACT.
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berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:15,
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sounds true to me
have you tried adding Stilton to mashed potatoes?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:17,
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I have not
as I've only recently started liking blue cheese, and find stilton a little bit strong still. I make a damnfine brocolli, watercress and blue cheese soup though, and I shall try blue cheese mash the next time I make some.
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berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:22,
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It goes really well with pork cooked in cider
just go easy on the stilton, if you find it strong.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:24,
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Cheese with fruit in it
is an absolute fucking abberation and should be banned under the Geneva convention.
Let cheese be cheese for fuck's sake.
Although i did once have a nice strong cheddar with pickled onion in it and it was superb
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:17,
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what about
christmas cake cheese?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:19,
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Whaaaat?
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berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20,
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had some once
tasted both of christmas cake and cheese and yet was pretty nice
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:23,
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Can't stand Christmas cake
so I doubt it would be a winning combination in my book. I don't like fruit in general; the texture makes me puke and the smell of many fruits makes me nauseous. Especially pineapple.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20,
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In fact the mere smell of pineapple is enough to make me vomit at ten paces.
The taste of it will simply make me explode in general, so nobody hand me a slice of ham and pineapple pizza without actually deploying a tarpaulin and / or evacuating the premises. It's THAT bad.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:23,
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*throws away novelty pinapple shaped dalek birthday present*
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:25,
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is that the wrong way round, by any chance?
otherwise, that's pretty weird
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:27,
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Maybe BGB took a perfectly good Dalek
And made a pineapple out of it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:28,
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seems like her style
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:29,
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I'm lolwacky me.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:30,
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Pineapple on a pizza is
wrong, wrong, wrong.
There is nothing right about it at all.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:27,
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Pineapple is just wrong, full stop.
It looks like a deviant's sex toy and has the taste of Christ know's what. It. Is. EVIL!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:30,
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Calm down!
Non of us has any pinapple at the moment.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:33,
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JUST THE MERE MENTION IS MAKING ME QUEASY, BGB!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:35,
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Christmas cake is wrong
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32,
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Or a lemon cheesecake?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20,
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Lemon cheesecake is fine, oddly enough.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:21,
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i have strawberry cheesecake
RIGHT NOW!!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:24,
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Go away please.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:28,
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Cheesecake
Is fantastic.
The end.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:28,
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^this
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:30,
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I've been validated by BGB
*Beams*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32,
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and I feel validated by both BGB and Jeff
so I win
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:33,
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I do give good validation, don't I.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:34,
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The best.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36,
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Some are.
However I can see no redeeming features whatsoever in ruining a perfectly good dish with strawberries. They are arse grapes from Beelzebub's own fetid bottom.
I have to go for a smoke now just to take the bloody metaphorical taste and smell away.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32,
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Have you tried that Ilchester one with the peppers and chiles?
I'm rather partial.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:22,
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I'm sort of with you on that
I don't like cheese that's been faffed about with too much, but wensleydale with blueberries in really is the shit. Just seen your post about pineapple so I shan't tell you about my deep and abiding love for cheese and pineapple sticks...
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berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:23,
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Please fuck off now.
In the nicest possible way, of course.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:25,
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Sorry DG
But cheese and pineapple, on cocktail sticks, stuck into half a grapefruit that has been covered in foil. AND arranged so it looks like a hedgehog
is the greatest of all the buffet items.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:31,
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I've not been to a party like that in years
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32,
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You're missing out.
Especially if you can finish your buffet off with an Artic Roll.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:34,
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I love artic roll.
Sponge and icecream. What's not to love.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:35,
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To be honest
It doesn't taste as good as it did when I was a kid.
Worth covering it in 'ice-magic' to get it that full-on 1970's taste.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:38,
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or instant whip
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:41,
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OMG!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:35,
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OMG
Good? Or OMG bad?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:38,
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OMG AWESOME!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:41,
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I've got my eye on you an' all, Jeff.
You fucking pineapple pervert.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36,
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Sorry DG.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:39,
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Adore it.
I like Waitrose's best.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:15,
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I have seen that and wondered
does it work in sandwiches? That's 90% of my cheese use, right there.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:16,
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Delish on toast
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:33,
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I quite like smoked cheese.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:17,
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nom
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:19,
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In fact.
One of the only good things about Christmas is being able to buy loads of different cheeses without feeling too guilty.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20,
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I like nutty cheeses.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:22,
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Cheeses wants me for a sunbeam.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:24,
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lol
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:26,
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I'm not big on the cheese and nut combo
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:25,
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I mean cheeses with nutty flavours.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:27,
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