I don't think I could do one that would be insulting enough.
Or if I could it would only be insulting to people who I actually like.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah I'm too nice to actually lay into some folk
Jizzbox doesn't share that flaw though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

you're a shitbag and you know it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

True
But I still can't be truly horrible to people I don't like.
In fact, if I'm heavily insulting you, it's a good indication that I like you.
Unless you're a monumental pissface.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

a monumental pissface like TGB?
I'm pretty much the same. Far more insulting to people I like
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

why would you say that?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

because I like you so much

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

aww

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

+ in the face

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Oh gnarly flaps you're too kind

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

And there was I about to say
"Typical of her, starts a thread then fucks off."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

she hasn't replied to my gaz.
the cow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

No cock pic, no reply
Dems da rulez.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

oh man
I need to get my panoramic lens out again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I started this thread so I wouldn't have to piss about gazzing you. Fucking shitweasel!
I'm all about time management ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

fucking charming
what if I wanted a heart-to-heart eh?

you're all about ball-busting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

We haven't had a heart to heart in ages. I miss them :( december we shall have more. Promise
Until then...xoxo
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

we'd better
cos if we don't....

*shakes fist*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Sorry cuntface, I will soon though. THEN YOU'LL MISS ME and cry and shit.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Eh, see you in a few weeks

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Totally gonna make you cry

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

In a good way, right?
I'll buy your kindness with a MTFU badge.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Mine would be along the lines of:
Vipros, you're a smug cunt
Monty, you're a music cunt
Agnostic Antichrist, you're a tranny cunt
Labia Majora, you're a spikey haired cunt
Darth, you're a gay cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Nice to have a theme running through your work

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

C+
Must do better
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

WHERE'S MY VALIDATION EH?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

you're a beat me at pool cunt

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Don't feel too bad
He beat TGB at air hockey too. And Kaol at life.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

The table was rigged
RIGGED
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I don't care
You made me hold your bag, and then Clendrix told me off when I whack-a-mole'd it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
I'd forgotten about that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

nobody's ever beaten me at air hockey
i think that and table tennis are my only two sports.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Yeah, they'd totally put a much better player than you at the other end.
THOSE BASTARDS.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Sadly, unless I manage to find a better girlfriend than Mel, Kaol's still winning that one.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Might be hard
Mel is lovely in every way apart from her taste in men.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

And the fact she's welsh

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Aww I didn't get a mention.
Even Bert mentioned me in his flounce. I has a sad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Plus the fact that you'll be facing each other over the next month at some point or another.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I'm going to wear a fake beard.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)