no.
i moved house based on the girl i'm set to marry finding her dream job in brighton, and was HOPING to alleviate the commute with a wednesday working at home. which has failed. book me into that mothafuckin waaambulance and dose me up with a shot of MTFU, i'm gonna need it. stat.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Allright then, Man the Fuck Up
you made a bad decision based on hope rather than getting something concrete. If it's that bad either move back to London, or find a job in Brighton. Or Hove actually.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

well, that's the end game yes
but unless i get monumentally lucky, which i already maxed out my allowance of this lifetime, i need another year's experience and more MINIMUM unless i want to work in prontaprint for £15k making fuckin takeaway leaflets and living off beans on toast. this job is good, and i need to work here for a while longer before i'm starting to thimnk about middleweight positions.. there's too much competition for the junior stuff there, i'm too expensive, they could get some student for about ten grand less.. sure i got a good skill set etc, but without the experience, no one wants to know. and FUCK office work.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

You have a job
Shut up, stop complaining, MTFU.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

You not moving to London then?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Not just now, no
They didn't take on any of the 3, and laid off 600 folk. Then the other job up north didn't want me either. I am becoming poorer and more irritable with each passing day.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

What do you do?
You're an accountant right?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

No
Design Engineer.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Oh, I have no idea where to even look for jobs like that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

The one with the chickens is an accountant aren't they?

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I have no idea what most of you do.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Is your regained lust for chicken meat causing you to stalk him?
EDIT: Watch out Count Duckula (I think)she only wants you for one thing.
(Cave Duck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Well I will if I can remember his name.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

See edit for my best guess.

(Cave Duck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

colonel dracula. he is totally stalkable.
i have been doing it for YEARS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

What do you do?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Makes shit choices apparently.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

multimedia design & Photography
and making shit choices, apparently

incidentally, how does staying with someone you love and supporting them equal a shit choice?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

because you let her get her own way.
It's a slippery slope.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

because she ASKED me..
...if she should a: take an amazing job she never thought she'd get and had been hoping for for maybe five years
or b: keep looking for a job in london (which i hate) (which although she never said it, i know for a fact would entail her going out alone to some of the worst, most deprived and dangerous areas of london to try and provide care to people who often don't want it, or whose families don't want them to have it.. which is not cool)

and she asked me which i wanted.
not all women are evil succubi.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

She's brainwashed you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

good, it needed washing
it's STILL filthy.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

^bitter single man is bitter and single^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Snakes with tits the lot of them.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

too much tranny-porn

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

i know
my one super-cutting and accurate comeback and the recipient bugger hasn't even seen it. rage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

It's POTD worthy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I KNOW, RIGHT?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Not being funny or nothing....
.... but how can you complain against a teenager taking shit wage 'cus of lack of experiance, when you don't have the experiance yourself and are demanding a hell of a lot more cash?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I hate to say it, but it's a fact of life, whatever you choose, you almost always start at the bottom.
How can a printer work from home anyway?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Well gonz they have small printers now you can fit in your home. Some are even small enough to fit on a desk

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I want this one
www.ebuyer.com/product/219216

I'd take a macro of my bumhole and fill all the windows with it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

this is true usually
however, if you start in the middle struggling like a bastard, it's reasonable to expect to go across, or up, rather than down. plus, when you're on a certain wage amnd you have things like rent, bills, travel, and a girl to think about, it's no small thing to take a massive hit in your wage.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

you misunderstand me
more power to the student taking a shit wage. i'm not saying i don't have the experience for his job. i'm saying i don't currently have the experience, even really for mine, the one i do now. and to get a job like that again, i need more to rely on than blind luck, this one i got headhunted by the MD while working in a shitty job, and kinda came in, hit the ground running, and worked my bollocks off. that's all well and good, it means i ain't getting fired for SHIT here, they are pleased with me, however, this doesn't count for SHIT on paper, if they've got a dude with a nice folio and five years experience, versus a dude with a nice folio and one and a bit years experience, guess who's getting the interview? i'd like to have confidence to go for the bigger jobs, but i'm also realistic, and with the number of cv's flooding in, they filter by experience and qualifications before they even look at your work. sad but true, as anyone who's looking right now, or has seen an ad posted on gumtree get 400 odd views in it's first day.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Ahh, I see what you mean.
It's a shitty thing to happen, expecting something that doesn't come through, but look at it like this; it's only one day different from what you were expecting anyway, and it'll just be for a year or soo while you build yourself up; which when you consider it's a life-plan (moving in with someone you're gonna marry), it's not the end of the world.

I know what you mean about having bills that you need to be sorted with but there are two incomes and you should be cool with that; people in the area survive with worst.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)