this is my favourite thread jack ever.
I had a Weight Watchers strawberry tart yoghurt for breakfast, it was delicious.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:20, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm still hungry
I'd suspect a tapeworm if I wasn't putting weight on so rapidly
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

p-p-p-p-p-PREGNANT

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Don't

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

If you'd listened to your own advice you wouldn't be in this mess.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Imagine if he was the father...
Why not have something sharp and complicated to get rid of the sprog?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

God, imagine...
Fortunately the father would be djtp and he'd have me sharped and complicated before you could say "Can we get it quicker if we go private?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

"Och aye, Roota luv"
"Would ye mind comin' ta the top o' the stairs, me bonny lass"
"Sure la, just gonna take me trainies off, yeah?"
*Roota ascends*
"What now, ya mef?"
*DJTP boots Roota down the stairs*
"Lass, ya still feelin' hungry?"
"Nah, I'm fockin' well pissed at ya, like."
"Good, nao put the kettle on, eh?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

which one of them is Welsh and which one is Pakistani?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Racist

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Have you been spying on us?
It was the demand for tea that convinced me...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Is this like an online replacement for Clear Blue?
p-p-p-p-p-PORTLY

being the other possibility?
(Cave Duck, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Woah, you're getting fat?
*searches for ignore button*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I never said fat!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

You're a strawberry tart
I've had nothing for breakfast, just two machine mochas.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Listen to your auntie blouse.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I'm never hungry in the morning
So skip breakfast.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Doesn't matter.
I trained myself to eat breakfast.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Does a yoghurt at about 10am count?
I could probably manage that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I don't eat breakfast until I've been up for a few hours
but I've been getting up at 6am so I'm hungry by 9.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Try sports drinks
I hate eating early but I can usually stomach a Lucozade or Powerade.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Blue Powerade is the bomb
I might do this then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

The same can be said of fruit juice
and that's cheaper.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Lucozade is good as well
especially really cold
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

as long as it's not the vile original one
or cherry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

^ She speaks the truth
A day that begins with bacon is a good day.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

this is true
in fact a day that includes bacon is a good day

which is why I'm having a shit day thus far.

also, I need to think of something fancy and delicious to cook for dinner.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Have you considered bacon?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

the thought didn't even enter my head

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

damnit
i want bacon now
( zulu eh?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I want bacon as well
but I will be content with whatever is in my fridge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I cannot eat until I've been awake for about two hours.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Me too. I need at least 3 mugs of black coffee, 6 cigarettes and a shit before I can contemplate breakfast

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

be
e
I can contemplate
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Good effort.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Good
not worth the
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Morning cheerful. You're a little ray of sunshine today aren't you?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

As ever.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

that took me fucking ages
I kept ignoring the word 'before'
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

pleased to be of service

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I had a small breakfast
In preparation for Friday Lunchtime Lasagna. One of the highlights of my week, it is.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)