If you're a fit, funny man
who I fancy, then please ring me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:36, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm a fit funny lady with more money than sense.
*waggles eyebrows*
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I'm waiting for the phone call

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I don't have your number
and I'm not funny,
and your too far away
and I'm busy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

and I don't like you anyway *cries*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

*rings*
sorry, I'm taken
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

delusional isn't on the list

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

You are on fire today young lady.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

she will be in a minute

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

*BOOM* headshot!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

just how mean are you being here?
seems to me that there are 3 distinct levels that you could be going for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I'd go for number 3.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I'm ugly, unfunny and she doesn't fancy me?
that's what I thought

*mopes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I was being averagely mean
and saying you'd have to be delusional to think you fitted the criteria
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Homewrecker
I'm taken
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

run away with me Roota
we'll do Europe
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'm with child now, so will Blackpool do?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

yes
I'll pay for your candyfloss. We'll be like Monty's mum
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

What, all of 'em?

(Cave Duck, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

simply marvellous

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Other ladies don't count.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

ORLY!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

ZOMG!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

what happened to the dude
was he a tasteless twat who failed to take you up on your amazing offer to take him out?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

he hasn't got back to me
what a fucker. You'd have thought a sympathy date was in order
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

He is clearly a cretin. Move on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

+to Monty

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I should
I'm just a bit buggered off at this one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

what an absolute loser
why do men insist on pulling the old disappearing trick?? it's this simple: you can say something that will mean you can still be friends. or you can avoid having to say or do anything and just make the girl think you are a rude pointless arsehole. seems he might be the latter... his loss, my sweet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Thanks
It's just weird because I am the least pushiest person in the world. I wasn't exactly banging on his door going 'marry me right now you adorable hunk' more just pushing a casual invitation that could easily have been deflected by him or made into a group thing, without loss of friendship on either side
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

either he is just a bit flaky/rude
and doesn't realise you have to reply to invitations.

OR, more likely as he has a penis, he read whatever you put as "OMG THIS CHICK TOTALLY WANTS IT WHICH IMMEDIATELY MEANS MY OVER-INFLATED EGO HAS SWELLED UP EVEN MORE AND I NOW KNOW COULD HAVE ANY GIRL IN THE WORLD JUST BY SNAPPING MY FINGERS SO I'M GOING TO GO OUT AND FUCK KELLY BROOK INSTEAD"

or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

yeah, all blokes think just like that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

give me a better explanation then

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

stop being confrontational

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

what the fuck you talking about?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

what the fuck are you talking about?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I was being confrontational
what's your excuse?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I'm being deliberately obtuse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Well I'm in a filthy mood
and I have to go buy some sort of cardigan and a new hairdryer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

filthy = rude, or filthy = awful?
I'm feeling a bit ropey. I hope this doesn't spoil my evening of eating good food, smoking loads of spliffs and generally lazing about with my mrs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Awful mood
so yeah that probably was a bit rude sorry.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Don't apologise, it's Vipros.
If you manage to dent his smugness, you pretty much win the internet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

do not disturb
female counselling in session. if amberl were a guy, i'd be saying something totally different!

[but it is true, lots of guys think exactly like this. the first seventeen capitalised words anyway]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I've disappeared on several occasions
It was often nothing to do with the bloke. It was awkwardness and madness. I meant no harm.
Maybe he'll get his head together and realise she's a gem. Maybe he's gone off to kiss more frogs for a while.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)