Holy fuck, I've just looked, there are like 30-40 people coming !
Seriously ! I don't think I've been to such a big b4sh before.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:06, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We'll tie some string to your wrist and then we won't lose you.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

But seriously, 30-40 people ! Just think about it !
I won't be able to remember anyone's names, esspesh the blue namers. They'll all be saying to me in unison "so, you're gonz from the internet, I'm quite a fan [and/or] I hate you.", and it'll be like kids all saying "Good Morning Mister [teacher].... Good Morning Everyone !".

And then they'll be someone on here who I've dissed, or panda'd, worst than chompy, 3 years ago... and they'd expect me to remember it when I don't even know what I said this morning even though I'm pretty sure I posted something.

AND THEN they'll be the old "I'm going to the bar, can I get you a drink?" and holy fuck that's going to be one expensive round and I really don't want to seem rude, by turning anyone down, and I really don't want it to drink 30-40 drinks. Even if I'm only drinking Red Bull, that'll be too much for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Oh god, imagine me on 30-40 cans of red bull !!!!!
Just think about it, I'd be so hyper that not even 25mg of diazipam and 300mg of amyltriptaline would bring me down, not even in the slightest. I won't be able to sleep for a month.

AND AND, AAAAND, worst thing that might happen, I might actually pull, I've got confidance and stuff now so I might, donno, might not, but i might and then all sorts of horrible things would happen, someone might see me naked or call me 'gonz' in bed ! I don't think I could be more freaked out than if someone calls me 'gonz' in a real-life sexual context.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Calm down dear.
It's only a bash.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

its too late i fear

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

We'd better bring a brown paper bag in case he hyperventilates.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)

we should bring about 20

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

For your head
Edit: Lab stand-in reporting for duty
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

It's going to be awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

Srs, right, if you scratch the left of your nose with your right hand, we're going for a fag for 10 minute, visa-versa.
We need a signal, like Baseball.

I think if you pull some bloke, then that should be the signal for "I think I'm in there".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

how about a fonz thumbs up?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Yeh', that'll do.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:52, Reply)

What if she wants to scratch herself, you know, her personal area
only she doesn't want other people to see and wants you to run distraction by standing in front of her so no-one will see?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Yeah, it is getting quite large.
Wasn't expecting that...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I just looked at where it is, Kings X.
That's quite easy for me, no changes or anything.

I might bring something to the party for everyone, I donno what yet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

The missus is still threatening to bring you baklava...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Bless her but she'll never get round to making it : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN =DDDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)