*jealouses*
Although, we've home made lasagne, so it's all good!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How's you hippy boy?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I'm having warmed up lamb stew from Friday
(I froze it and defrosted it so hopefully I won't die.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Is everyone ignoring me today?
Roota, you won't ignore me will you? Roota? ROOOOOOOOTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!????
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)

is that the wind?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Hello Al.
Wassup!
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Oh thank god you're here BGB.
How's your arm?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Doing ok.
Still buzzing with the excitment of getting it done.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)

it looks fantastic :)
on a different note I took your advice and checked out Debenhams for bras
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Thank you.
Any luck there?
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

yeah
I got a lovely blue one. Turns out they've got a hidden corner which goes up to extra sizes. Also bought one from Bravissimo.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Yay for sexy bras!

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Indeed
Given up on hot guy so am overcompensating
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Stop calling him hot guy then
Call him The One That Missed out and show those silk-clad bazungas to some deserving chappy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

there are none out there
which means me and my mirror know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Course there are
I'll have none of that defeatism
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Given that's it been at least two years
since a proper relationship (i.e. more than dates) I'm beginning to think not
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Pah
You're a whippersnapper.
I did mere dating for 5 years. But you're probably more normal than me so I'm guessing it won't be that long for you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

it's alright in any case
I'm not a need-to-be-in-a-relationship sort of person. I'm just pissed off at this man.

More normal? Doubtful instinct there Detective Roota!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

No I know you're not
and it's disappointing when you let someone into the realm of possibility then it doesn't match up, but it'll all be reet.
Although if you're weirder than me you're fucked!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

or not fucked as the case may be haha
yeah I understand it's just one of those liking someone who isn't interested things. I'll go rape his dog and murder his family
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

I've thrown mine away : (

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

You should get some more.
They make the housework much less boring.
I wear fluffy mules for some of it too, but not when Hoovering the stairs...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Yup, the big cup bras are super duper fly.
You're probably too young to remember when anything past a D-cup looked like Grandma's tit-sling, but I'm not. Thank god for WAGs and their implants.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Me too!
*shivers*
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

It's ok BGB
Those days are over
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

though leopard print
and pink silk are not the most becoming
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

have you seen the Floozy ones in pure silk?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I love Debenhams bras

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Ooh, I just had a look there too.
WANT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

how do you do the one word links again?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

<a href="link goes here">text goes here</a>

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Thank you!
What I bought
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

fuckin' sexy like

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

and all for me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Sweet
I'm in work BGB, I'm in my office using the scanner to scan in pictures to make my dad a birthday present. He's 60 in a week or so.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Fab! Does he have your good looks and charm?
My mum is 66 soon and wants to get a tattoo.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)

He looks a bit like Sean Connery, in The Rock

(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Haha!
Still married?
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Yes!
To my lovely mother.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Oh well!
It would have been wierd being your step-mum anyway.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Yeah, wanting to see your family members tits can land you on teh sex offenders register
Only the minor one though.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

I don't think your father would be happy with you grabbing them either.

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Al, you know this thing that's going on in a few weeks.
Well, I was wondeirng, if bert turns up and goes to stab me with a nucular bomb in the heart.... would you stop him before he got close to stabbing me?

I understand that you have more to live for than me, that you've got a wife and chances are you'll be a dad at some point... but you also look quite tasty in a fight, a lot tastier than me. Maybe if you step in front of him as he goes to stab me, you could yell "JUDO CHOP" and do a judo chop on his arm so he is disarmed and then I could stand behind you and go "Yeah', BITCH, like that? Want some? AND WHAT? AND WHAT?". But from that point onwards, you can't go to the toilet or anything in case he comes back.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Yeah, that's cool GOnz
I'd totally take a nuclear bomb for you, anyone living with my favourite badger gets special treatment from me.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Good man, I apprechate that !
What we'll do yeah', if he turns up, just in case, I'll yell "HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US", that'll be the safety net, then you can use "resonable force" to "disable" him... for life.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

AL!
Course I won't ignore you.
*squishes*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Hello Roota.
You doing OK?
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Alright duck!
I'm good ta, just SHATTERED and have to go to work at 8.
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Had a lovely weekend.
Just got back from a long walk with the family. I love our canal walks with the dogs.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

I used to like those
but our canal has too many naughty dogs now.
They stopped jumping in for a swim now?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

We kept our eyes on them.
I think they've learnt to be more careful near the edge.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Oh boy, this isn't turning out so bad after all.
How was your weekend Roots?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Oh Al it was amazing
How was yours?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

It was pretty good
I got to drive my new car all the way down to my sisters and then we drank a lot of cider and this morning we had bacon and then we came home but now i'm in the office scanning in photos and cropping them for my dads birthday present and it's 6.30 and I think I'd better go home soon or the wife will get cross.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Yeah she'll have that rolling pin out
I went and rawked out until the wee small hours with our boyfriend.
It was ace.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Awwww man, I haven't rocked out until the wee small hours with him for AGES!
I miss him.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Three floors of RAWK*
We were a big old drunken sweaty mess.
He seems excited about seeing you soon too.

*One floor of rawk, one floor of indie/rock/anthems and one floor of anything that makes you dance
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

We took my mum and dad to the local pub last night because we thought there was a band doing 80's covers.
Turns out it was indie/rock and they were crap. My dad tried to get me drunk on double vodkas.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I used to get into dreadful drunken states with my dad,
but we've become more sensible these days.

I'd go to Reflex if it played decent 80s stuff but its a hole.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I've never really been very drunk with my step dad.
We usually are only out together on work do's and I'm in charge of paying so I have to stay sober and with it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

The reason I'd get so drunk with my dad was that he pays
So he'd just keep going the bar and I'd just keep going "Ooh, ta!" and downing another.
Now, as djtp witnessed on Saturday, i have the sense to say "Just a shandy please, Dad." or "I'm moving onto halves now."
Years ago it would have been "DOUBLE JIM BEAM ON THE ROCKS OLD MAN!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I discovered on Saturday morning that I'm too old
The Friday pub cheering up worked, but seven or eight pints now wipes me out. I was extremely tiddly :S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

I can't do it very often anymore
I don't mind a couple down the pub, it's fun.
But going into town is tedious. Last night was saying hello to an old friend(The Krazyhouse) and blowing off the cobwebs though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

I only had a few last night
Need to save the pennies for both London and my Durham-based Lady Cousins are in Leeds next weekend for the middle one's 30th. My mum's side are a bit chavvy so fuck knows where we'll end up.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

My dad's side are the chavviest
But my mum's side are hardly aristocracy, so it's always interesting to see where we end up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

There hasn't been a full scale brawl at a family do for a while
This is slightly encouraging, but I think we'll end up firmly ensconsed in a Yates' though sadly.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)

I was getting my groove on big style at Fab last night.
Almost cleared the dancefloor during 'Superstition' - much fun!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

We had a lil bop to Superstition last night
But then went and found MOAR RAWK.

I miss our Fab.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

There was MUCH RAWK as well which was nice
And some indie-schmindy but mainly classic stuff so I could live with that. I love Fab :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)