Does this Tayyab place
do egg and chips?
( Kroney, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

philistine

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)

The word in this case is 'schweinhund', I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:43, Reply)

How rude

( Kroney, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)

My dad once cracked eggs into curry as it was cooking.
Surprisingly nice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Egg curry is great.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I need to get back on the egg wagon.
Boiled eggs are excellent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I like egg fried rice
And French Toast.

Or, you know, eggy bread as us Midlanders call it...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)

OWWROIGHT OZZAY?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Kipper tie?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Worst joke in history.
Demonstrable fact.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

No fucking WAAY, man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Brummois
are not to be laughed at, but destroyed.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I have only recently been introduced to this joke and it has yet to wear off.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

It is my all-time favourite.
Apart from

'Who started the Pedants' Revolt?'

'Which Tyler'

This is the most smartarse joke I have ever heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I think you told me the Noddy Holder one.
My favourite one is the altar boys one I posted a few weeks ago
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

It was indeed me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)

I think you can't beat this:
Brevity is... wit.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I think Michael McIntyre should be forced to start every show with that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

forced to start every show with that stabbed to death.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Provided it gets on Youtube I'm happy.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I think he should be forced to start every show
With being beaten to death by brooms. I'm not a fan...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

He's a fucking cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I think it is important that he learns he is not funny before death.
No point in him thinking he is dying a martyrs death.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I don't get it

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)

There is slightly more to it than the punchline alone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

So tell me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:05, Reply)

It's set in 1974:
Noddy Holder of Slade is shopping in a trendy boutique. He tries on a pair of gold lame loon pants, and is admiring them in the mirror when the assistant asks if he'd like to try on a silver shirt too, which he does, and that looks fantastic too.

The outfit's really taking shape. Then the assistant says "would sir like a kipper tie?"

"Not 'alf, I'm parched. Milk and two sugars, please"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Pfft.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Egg fried rice with Spam is tasty.
Eggs florentine/benedict is lush too.

I like eggs.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Have you had duck eggs? Delicious. I want to try gulls eggs - apparently they are extremely good.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Noo, I've only ever had normal chicken eggs.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)

You must try duck eggs.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Slightly stronger/richer flavour aren't they?
I like 'em.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Great poached on crusty white toast with a little freshly ground black pepper to cut through the richness.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

+to
That's where Prescott went wrong.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I had those 'love eggs' once, I came across them at an ex's.
They taste of fish and are frightfully chewy.

Avoid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

I see this is dirty.
What are those things?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)

You may also know them as 'Ben Wa Balls'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I just googled them.
Sounds...entertaining.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

They're well lush, I get them whenever I see them, waitrose does 'em.
I'd probably be able to pick them up at Smithfields.

My ma' is a great cook, but the best meal she can possibly make me is home made egg'n'chips.
- Cut up some potatoes into chips, into water
- cut up an onion into rings
- fry up the potatos for about 30 mins
- Add the onions and keep on at it until they are all golden brown
- Drain the onions and chips on some kitchen paper
- Basiclly poach the duck eggs in the oil 'till it's got crispy edges and runny yolks.
-plonk the eggs on top of the mound of chips.

Oh god oh god oh god, there isn't such a thing as a better meal than that. I'd rather have that, than have Gordon Ramsey cook me foi gras and lobster.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Pizza Express
put eggs on pizza. I consider that wrong, but pineapple acceptable. What a strange duck am I.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Ooh I've made a delicous pizza like that
spinach, egg, a little bit of tomato and peccorino. Loooovely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Needs more meat.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I was a vegilesbian for 18 years.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Sorry to hear that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I occasionally eat meat now.
I'm getting better.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Meat makes you strong.

So perhaps you should avoid it.

*cowers*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I'll feast on you yet, Boycie.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Persevere. It is worth it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

The one thing I cannot countenance on a pizza is onion, for some reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Urrrrgh onion. I hate onion.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Surely you should hate garlic.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

I loooooove garlic so much.
-shrivels into dust-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Careful, Monty will snort you.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I want to be inside him,

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

The feeling's mutual.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)

I accidently washed myself off my chair, my gush was so powerful

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I have that effect.
It's a burden, sometimes, if I am honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Hey, at least the floor is cleaner.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Good pressure wash never did any harm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I enjoy lying back, thinking of you
and seeing how many cans I can knock over.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)

this is awful :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)

You too, eh?
I am sorry. I don't choose to be this attractive you know...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

And I didn't choose
to be this charming and wonderful. We all have our crosses to bear
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

*high fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

oxford council
has dropped my parking fine after much ranting and grumbling on my part... hoorah!

i may still be gloating about this tomorrow.

have a great night all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Congratulations
I've never known of anyone successfully appealing a ticket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

excellent news
have a good evening
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

How is your cold now?
Feeling better?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

much better now thanks
still got a really sore throat though. Think I was shouting last night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Shouting in a singing badly kinda way
Or shouting at people in a 'gerroff my land! kinda way?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

in a bad singing way
also insulting lesbians
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

What is the best song to sing at lesbians you want to insult?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)

No idea
I just annoy them by being pedantic and anti-labelling.

I should clarify, these weren't just strangers I met and abused, I have met them before
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U-YT-mRmI

but obviously change the lyrics so that it's 'your vagina' not 'my vagina'.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

One of my favourite songs
I even bought the album, it's pretty good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

It's a real earworm
I keep catching myself whistling it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Wise to avoid singing the lyrics out loud though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)

And the reason
is homosexuality.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Another POTD contender!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)