Is it time for a weekend thread?
What or who are you doing between now and Monday morning?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:42, 122 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No it's not
fuck off
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

hahahahaha
Fuck you. GINGER.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

My stepdad fell off the shed roof
whilst trying to refelt it last weekend, so this weekend I am going to go around and fall off it in his stead.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Your stepdad is Rod Hull
AICMFP
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I was gonna post that!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I know
That's why I got it in first
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

He does have
similar aerodynamic properties, I'll grant you.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

no need to get all emu about it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Ouch
that one physically hurt.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Magnificent!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Thinking of you and touching myself.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You are one of The Divinyls
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Sorry I meant I was thinking you're a bit touched.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Are you being mean to me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Mummy told me treat them mean and keep them keen.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

*sad face*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Don't blame me.
I'm just following orders.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You Mum
Is normally so nice to me
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

That's what you think.
Been to the clap clinic recently?
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Been?
I've got a season ticket. And my own 'wing' named after me.

How is the arm?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

It's still attached.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Still itchy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Actually no.
You off out tonight?
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I thought I would
If you don't mind that is?

I thought I'd go to the pub, drink some beer and have a game of darts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Good. I was worried you were living vicariously through my posts.
Get out there and have fun.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I'm always going on.
You're the one who looks forward to re-grouting the bathroom,
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I know : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

*There there*
You could always go out yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Are you mad?
Go out by myself?
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Don't knock it.
I've been on holiday by myself, and that was...

...no, I just sound really sad now, don't I?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with going on holiday by yourself
it's far superior to going on holiday with some whinging dickhead who complains about the weather, about the stuff that you want to see, that he's tired etc etc...
(berk, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

This may be why I had to go on holiday by myself...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

You were already so sick of your companion
at the airport that you broke their legs and they had to go to A&E whilst you caught the plane?
How was Prague by the way?
(berk, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Going to pubs by yourself is brilliant.
Really, it is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

It's different for women.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

No it's not.
Why would you say that?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

It was certainly the best thing to do in Brussels
I ended up chatting to a Frenchman for three or four hours, over the course of which I got him drunk in the name of True British Alcoholism.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Good work!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Tonight I have decided to stay in and ignore the gig and the poetry evening I have been invited to
I will stuff my face and drink beer while watching TV on my sofa.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I am so fucking cool.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

All the work I've been putting off the last couple days until the lectures had covered it
:(
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Playing rugby, nursing injuries, drinking beer.

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

drinking injuries, nursing rugby, playing beer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

playing nursy, giving each other chinese burns and drinking tea?

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I miss playing rugby
I don't miss the endless training on dark, wet, cold nights though. What position do you play?
(berk, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Mixing it up between second row and flanker at the moment
What did you play?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Oh, I thought you meant proper rugby. Rugby League.

(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

funeral today, comforting my bff, likely getting drunk
probably going to see some family fights going on, maybe going out later
cleaning and recovering tomorrow
game on sunday
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Re Sunday
Are you playing, watching or going on the?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

wish I could go, it's just in Philly but hey, I can totally chill and watch it on the tiv
too bad it's at 1 in the afternoon, I'd like to have a beer while watching
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

That's a great time to start drinking on a Sunday.
The Sunday Stella Club is a national institution.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

if I start drinking at 1 I will be passed out by 5
I learned my lesson during the world cup
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

But if the game is only 4 hours long that'll be perfect
Lunchtime drinking is fantastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I can't pass out at 5! I won't be able to sleep all night long.
Crazypants.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

You'd need to put in some serious drinking training if you're thinking of heading over the water
At any point.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

look, I can start drinking at 9pm and go steady until 5 am
but I cannot drink at 1pm and stay awake I really don't know why.
Probably because I'm usually by myself when that happens.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I'm crap at drinking during the day too.
Half a lager at lunch and I'm ready for bed by 2pm.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Slag.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Nah! afternoon sex is weird unless it's a Saturday afternoon.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

whats the difference?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

It's a secret : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

It's the sound of Jeff Stelling giving you the football scores as they come in isn't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

:,((((((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

sup bitches
I'll be cramming guitar practice in before rehearsal on Sunday evening. Also playing in the first game of the new season. And despite moving house a few months back, the scouse sleuth has tracked me down and is on her way here.

I want a lazier lifestyle!
( djtrialprice, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Legless is crying
www.b3ta.com/questions/wishlist/post915006#answers-post-915197
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

The only thing worse than trolling is posting your effort on another board.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

The only thing worse than posting your
OH GOD I GIVE UP TALKING TO YOU SUCKS MY ENERGY YOU'RE LIKE SOME SORT OF FLANNEL
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Plaid?

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

good band that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Police interview tomorrow.
Can't wait.

Tonight going to a Joe Strummer charity do. Should be entertaining.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Be sure to say you definatly didn't wank over the photos.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*makes mental note*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Baz
Can you ask Sting why he's such an annoying cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Set the tone for the interview
by writing "All peelers are bastards" across your forehead in permanent marker
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

*makes another mental note*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Tonight: wedding rehearsal
Tomorrow: taking photos at a wedding all day
Sunday: processing wedding photos
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

i did like your photos a lot
i would consider buying some.

how much do you charge?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Just right click > save as > print off at work

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Ha, nice
Also, I hate you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Every one does :D

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

good god you are on form today
(i am not sure what kind of form)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Chloro?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Body?

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

i think it might be
TWAT? (the gratuitous smiley pushed me over the edge)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Twatoform? Formotwat?
Never heard of either.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

just twat.
that is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Depends
On how big you want them, what type of frame, etc. Gaz me and I shall work it out.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

i will have another look at the website first
i was being flippant about the cost after last night's gazzes.

i was being serious about buying one, however.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I seemed to have angered you last night
Angry lawyer = dangerous and scary
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

NAH
it's virtually impossible to anger me. i'm low maintenance and very easy going.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Apart from when talking about traffic wardens

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Traffic wardens who are bastards to wild birds.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

but they are a subhuman species
anyway, one of them in oxford is minus one lot of commission this month. mwahaha.

oh don't talk about birds, it reminds me of those pigeon pics from the paper this morning... i might cry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

cough
Post edited due to being a total bellend
( Kroney, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Tonight: wedding rehearsal
Wish I'd thought of that, rather than plunging head-first into the arrangement.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

They don't get to actually practice being married
Just how they get there.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Well that's a waste of time.
They should make them get married (but not really mean it).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

i have.....
..... birthday party tonight, personal trainer tomorrow morning, new handbag and shoe shopping, then work til about 8pm (half-year end billing torture), then dinner out in south london, then going to richmond park for the day on sunday followed by a lovely greek meal on sunday night.

oh and i think my stupid trainee has given me his stupid cold, i sound huskier than darth vader (court clerk just called me mr swipe, i was UNimpressed).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

everyone knows women on the internet
Are really men. I haven't seen any proof to the contrary.
( djtrialprice, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

this is a lie on many levels
i suggest you rethink your statement and retract it to be replaced with a grovelling apology
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

sorry guv'nor, busy there for a second
*proffers manly handshake and a pint of bitter*
( djtrialprice, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

*slaps and pours pint over head*
*kills self for using asterisks*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

wow!
you really are a girl. I was never certain you see.
( djtrialprice, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

i hate you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

yet more conclusive proof
:(
( djtrialprice, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

^ this made me laugh

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

i am eyeing the screen
very beadily
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

You hadn't worked it out
From her going on about her underwear all the time?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

ONCE
ONCE i did that.

you just remember it so vividly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

besides every b3tan
male or female has done this
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

exactly
although some really should not have
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

NSFW
www.bash.org/?491664
( djtrialprice, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

that was blocked as adult/porn
you bastard!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

it wasn't
but it was quite funny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

sorry, I forget because it's text based that it's still dodgy
You may slap me again.
( djtrialprice, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

i still hate you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I have an essay to write
an exam tomorrow, followed by a birthday party, then some stuff on Sunday. Then on Monday a whisky night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

An exam tomorrow?
That's what you get for going to some posh uni.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I've never cheated in my life
but if I could I would want to with this one. It's non-important, but I still have to pass
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It's non-important, but I still have to pass
I'm no expert.

But I'd say it is important if you have to pass it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

it doesn't affect my grade
or have really serious implications, but it will cause hassle if I fail it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)