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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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SHOES!
Red heart Irregular Choices with ribbons.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:53, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I don't know what this means but I bet it's sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
It is

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Well, those are nothing if not irregular

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
are you mocking me?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I wasn't actually
They look quite cool actually.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
thanks
they're the stuff of dreams. If you dream of shoes that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
They'd be more irregular if the left one were a steel-toed walking boot...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Good God! If I had small feet I'd be the Imelda Marcus of West Yorshire.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Rather than the Peter Sutcliffe?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
You calling me a rapist?
That will get you brownie points......NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
He was the first famous Yorkshire-ite I thought of.
God, some people are sooooooo sensitive
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Why not Jane McDonald?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Really?
You'd rather be McDonald than Sutcliffe? What's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I'm working on it
I have 3 pairs of irregular choice and 2 of Iron Fist. I've got my eye on some proper slutty Bordello ones next.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
What are your other Iron Fist ones apart form the purple muerte punk ones?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
White cupcake ankle boots

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Ohh yeah
They had the zombie stomp ones in the Office outlet the other week, in every size but mine, SAD FACE
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
both the Irregulars and the Iron Fists were in the office sale for £25 and £10 respectively
it was like fate or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I need to go in there FAR more often

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I might have to see if they still have zombie stompers in a 6

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)
See, when you said 'Iron Fist', I imagined something more like this:

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
stop mocking our addiction

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Don't worry, you'll have ample opportunity to get your own back next time someone mentions guitars or ale.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I love this

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)
irregular choice...pretty accurate name

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I'm getting visions of a Mad Hatters tea-party looking at those shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
you should see my hat collection.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)
oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
JEALOUSY!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Bordellos are next
then you'll be reeeeeeally jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Gah! Damn you and your proper job and your proper money!
I want those bordello boots with the really small heels that have buckles all the way up.
I need a pair of red patent peep toes first though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
That just sounded like white noise to me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Just as well it wasn't directed at you then

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
We should go and shoe-perv in Afflecks some time
we can dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Yes please
Followed by Schuh.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I've always been not that bothered by shoes
but Irregular Choice have it in for me, all the more so because I cannot walk in heels to save my life and I don't go anywhere or do anything that warrants pretty shoes. So I'd never wear them, and if I did wear them they would cripple me, but I still want them so bad.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I think ICs are really comfy
and I wear crippling stuff like Iron Fist so I know shoe pain!

All my irregular choices are sitting down shoes, the furthest my tape measure ones have walked is to the pub and back on Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
is this some S&M thing?
I'm wearing shiny dark red DMs. That's as crazy as my shoes get
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I love DMs
If I had red ones they'd look even more like clown shoes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Yeah, but I can't walk in anything with higher than a 2" heel
and I cannot deal with shoe based foot pain AT ALL. Plus, like I said, I wouldn't have anything to wear them to.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
With Iron Fists, the pain is worth it
Even the most cynical, shoe-apathetic of men are at the very least appreciative of my babies
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I think MarktheBrewer surprised himself when he said he liked them.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
That's the usual reaction
"I don't understand why women insist on wearing shoes that hurt, they're never that grea- oh wow."
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I need to see them

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)
They have a better effect in person, obv.
www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=6503958
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
they are quite cool

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I rest my case.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Why not the funky designs without massive heels?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Not the same, innit. Don't feel as sexy, or as intimidating in flats.
Alos: they don't make them
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I see, intimidating to who?
You people are all tinysmall
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
My taste in men does not extend to the above average tall.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Haha gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I'm still unsure about the intimidating thing
Why would you want to intimidate people?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I'm a closet dominatrix.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I see

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Those cupboards love a good spanking.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Cupboards and wardrobes pay her a lot of money
To be told they're useless, MFI flatpacked pieces of MDF.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Too slow, fucko.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Mine was more involved
And better.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)
But slow. So I win.
IN YOUR FACE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)
big heels = nice arse

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
This.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I have far too much of an opinion on women's shoes
and I don't know why, or where it came from.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
*cough*bumder*cough*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I wouldn't wear them :-P
at worst you should be calling me pervert, but I don't even find them arousing or anything. I just have an opinion on them for some reason.

I'd been about to compliment LAAK on how nice you all looked at the bash, but I don't think I will now.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Aww, I take it back.
A man with good taste in shoes is a rareity and should be embraced.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)
indeed.
I'm like the non-gay, non-asian Gok Wan. With a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I've got a mate with a shoe fetish.
He's also knows more about corsets than a straight man should.
He's like a male laak.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Is the question
Who is Darth Foxtrot?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Nope he's not from the internet.
He had to pay to go to comedy at the george.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)
That's because it's partially a lie
I was only half joking about Jabba the Hutt's sister but after seeing Aberracion's photos :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Oh, nonsense
you looked great!
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)
We've all had shit photo's taken of us.
Stop banging on about it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)
But all of my photos are shit!
I wish I could take photos of myself. I can make other people look good
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Rubbish there's some good ones on facebook.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Just learn to get over it.
I hate photos of me but I've got to the point where I just don't care anymore. Better to have pics to remind me of the good times than run away every time a camera is produced. I wish I'd got to this point earlier in life.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I could shuffle away
thanks high heels.

It does bother me, I have no idea why since the only people on my facebook are friends who've met me already. I think it's because it offers motivation that I am unwilling to take!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)
if you want to see bad photos
just look at the photos of me when I was younger.

slightly more photogenic now, although I can't keep both eyes open apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Suck it up, woman.
Some of us photograph badly and aren't even hot in person to make up for it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)
aside from that one dreadful photo
you looked nice too
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)
It's true, you were hideous.
I could barely stand to look at you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Oddly enough
the first thing my mother said about my birth
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)
my mum had a ceasarean to have me
and when she woke up she didn't even ask to see me she was just all "I can't feel my legs, oh noes!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Meh, I'm more of an eye person
Filth eyes are rare
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
nice eyes are a huge attraction, as is nice hair
but a nice arse is also very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
are you trying to reestablish your manliness?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I have such a high quality beard that I don't need to do things like that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
It's the code of the beard!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)
your beard doesn't deserve to be called a beard when compared to my beard
assuming I have correctly identified you in the photos
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)
It used to be a proper beard but I got called a hobo and kicked out of a cafe at st pancras last year
So now it's designer stubble all the way
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)
aside from Chompy
I've never had anyone call me a hobo because of my beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Is that because you style your beard?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I wouldn't necessarily call it styling...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

b m
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)
also true

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Yeah no gay men ever grow beards.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Oh man now I have Bear Force One in my head again.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)
shower scene FTW

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)
you should also listen to some Bal Sagoth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wz5B11lEMg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)
shush.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

 
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Iron Fist!
holy hot socks

I like these people
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
OMG they don't have them in England
put them in my gift box, pretty please?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I'm totally getting these imported.
www.shop.ironfistclothing.com/Ladies-Sweet-Skull-O-PID16052-IFL0284US.aspx

We should order together and go halves on postage
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Oh totally!
I want want want.

Ooh I was offered a wholesale account with a company that sells Bordello shoes for my corset website, so if I get myself sorted with that I can get us cheap Bordellos!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Fucking hell
I love you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I love her first

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I love her more!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)
*preens*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

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