I buy as much as possible online
to avoid mixing with the peasantry.

Christmas is a load of old fucking bollocks. Although being a parent may change my views on this as my child gets into it all. From where I’m standing at the moment, though, the only good thing about it is the increase in ‘Best of The Two Ronnies’ repeats. And gammon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't know
I love all the lights on the street, and that feeling that people is in general, happier.

I hate the shopping on the street, thought. I can't stand been pushed and pulled all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

All those pesky immigrants, pushing and pulling you, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

ha
i just got a letter from mr tayaab of tayaaabs (i act for his landlord). shall i close it down??????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

excellent bribery opportunity here.
please wait until i have tried it though
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

i'm only joking
i don't have that kind of power. i can stop him changing his sign outside or something exciting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

If you dared
I would hunt you down and punch you right in the face. And in the ovaries.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Do that, and I shall be forced to close YOU down.
I don't want to do this. Don't make me, please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

so you're saying you value some chargrilled meats
over me???

i see.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I would swap my own child with Ian Huntley
for a plate of chops, a couple of seekh kebabs and some dry meat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

well ok
this makes me feel marginally better.

marginally.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

^this.
A bit of on-line shopping and give my mum money to buy the rest for me. I don't even decorate my house.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Ha me neither!
Wiggy got a bit upset last year and admitted that he wanted to decorate so I begrudgingly bought a little tree.

We went to his family last year so this year is my turn. We're doing nothing. No Christmas food, no Christmas TV, no Christmas stupid fucking obligations to be happy, it's going to be brilliant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

You will be doing something
Don't you see? Christmas is not about doing what the TV tells you to do. You're going to spend some quality time with family and the people you love. You'll do things together, you'll get time to talk to each other. How can that not be good?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Yes but you can do that anytime. You don't need the excuse of a the fictional birth of a fictional character to do this.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I'll be spending time with Wiggy
but I do that anyway. I'll probably go down to see my parents at some point around the 28th, but not because it's Christmas and I have to. That's one good thing about Christmas, the extra time off work.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Christmas with kids
is excellent! You will love it (though I'm sure you will be doubtful)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

mmm gammon

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)