I had a few pints with Disasterprone last night
He is my favourite B3tan who I've ever met, and one of my top 5 favourite internet peoples EVAH.

Which B3tan are you annoyed you still haven't got drunk with, and who are your favourite internet peeps?

Alt Q - Up to anything good this weekend?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:26, 94 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You, you muppet.
Oh and JTDF


Nothing happening this weekend : (
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Morning darling
Aren't you just lovely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Morning!
I am and it comes so easily to me too.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Hehe... "comes"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)

*facepalm*

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Someone has to lower the tone

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:43, Reply)

How unusual that it should be you.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:44, Reply)

You're here now
Feel free to take the reins
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

yes but think Blousie - I'll be there in a few weeks to cheer you up!
But I'm not sure I'll get properly drunk. I don't really drink much at all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Huzzah!
Good, the last thing I need is a drunken teenager : D
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:33, Reply)

aha I'd resent that, but the reason I don't drink is because I get VERY ill off not much booze at all.
hence why I usually only have one or two!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Don't worry, so does Blousie
She falls over after only a few

*suffers flashback*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)

ahaha I fall over without booze anyway..
I really shouldn't drink...
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Neither should most of us, that's the fun of it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Morning!
A few really, I'd like to meet Monty, You, Poppet, Roota, DJTP, CHCB as well as a couple of others I've probably forgotten.

My favourite internet person is Spikeypickle, he's one of my best mates. In a close second behind that, there's plentyofants, BGB and Aberracion. BK, Tourettes, Lab and TGB are by far the funniest b3tans I've ever met though.

Alt Q: Seeing my brother tonight, Full day drinking tomorrow, recovering Sunday.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:39, Reply)

You're awfully chipper this morning
*looks wary*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:45, Reply)

It's the last day of the week from hell!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:48, Reply)

That's as good a reason as any
*skips away, whistling "we're off to see the wizard"*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

*checks wind*
*takes aim*
*misses*
*throws gun on floor, it goes off, hitting me in the chest*
*dies*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

That's saved me the effort

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
I think you've missed someone off that list.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Who?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Ninja wimp.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Sorry, I had meant to put you in there, not entirely sure why I didn't...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

well screw you too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I knew I'd forgot the most important one from the people I want to meet list!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

silence clown-boy!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I can't get that outfit anymore :-(
I'm considering a Police outfit, with blood running down my face, dark glasses, and a white stick.

I'll be the policeman Moaty shot.

Alternatively, flour round the nose, 4 pack of beer and a bucket of KFC - Gazza
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I dunno why, but I just had this mental image of a ninja wimp...
it was beautiful. I snorted tea out my nose.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

You've beaten me to it!
I thoroughly enjoyed meeting up, and you have to be my favourite b3tan also.

I would dearly like to meet PJM and Chickenlady - I spent that much time gazzing etc, and it'd be lovely to put names to faces.

Also BGB and Pooflake. And Frankspencer.

I remember a gaz from Frank, though - he said he liked reading my stories, but he was very glad he didn't know me, so I guess that one would be a non starter.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Chickenlady is not what you'd expect, let me put it that way

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:45, Reply)

how so?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

She's not as austere as she comes across on here...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

ahaha that does not surprise me strangely.
I used to think my mum was all austere, and realised how filthy minded she was.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I thought my mother was a good soul
until I read her book and realised that my sick sense of humour and skewed vision of the world, definitely had their roots in her
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I have spoken to her many times!
I think my ideas are about right...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Really? She's exactly as I imagined...
...but she does by her own admission play up to her wholesome online image on here.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Morning PJM!
I wasn't complaining, she had me in hysterics!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

She does that to me too...
...I did get an early gauge of her real persona, we'd been gazzing for a while before we actually met.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

yourself, monty, vipros, noel, jeff and aber top my list.
alt q: massive drugs
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Morning bitch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

howzer
off to uni now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:00, Reply)

You disgust me, you filthy sexual predator
*jealous rage*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I'm not on The List?
I am hurt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Neither am I
I don't care. You need to grow as a person, Kitty.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

let's start our own list

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

A list of B3tans who are not on the list?

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I was confused as to the nature of this new list
Guessing it wasn't just a list of numbers or something. I was presuming more a list of who we would like to meet, since we haven't bothered posting such a thing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

how about a list of our favourite desserts?
top of my list is cheesecake
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I find cheesecake to be awfully hit or miss
I think I'd have to put sticky toffee pudding at the top.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

With custard?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Hell no
With sticky toffee sauce.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Toffee, topped with toffee?
Hmm, this I must try
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Strawberry or toffee?
Mine is home made Banoffee pie
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

New York cheesecake is one of my favourites
but I also had a white chocolate and malteaser one that was orgasmic.

I had apple pie last night but as I took it out of the oven I dropped it and it all went smush, I was well sad. Ate it anyway though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

oui et moi aussi

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I'm not either

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

You're on my list Kitty.
Read into that what you will
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

WINK FACE

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I might be meeting Aber for a drink next Friday/Saturday in Manchester, you should come along!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Ooh I would like this. I can't do Saturday but I can do Friday
I'm in Lancaster on the Saturday.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I'm due to be in Manchester friday afternoon, only free until about 7 though, got a gig

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

ok well just let me know, Aber's got my number

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'd hide Kitty
although I'm assured he wouldn't try and bum you

(sorry)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'm top of most people's list.
list of something anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I feel content that I've met lots of b3tans now
but there's still a few to tick off

Alt Q: Halloween party tonight, one tomorrow night and one on Sunday if I can be bothered to go to London, which since I'm going on Tuesday is a non-starter really
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Morning darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I'd quite like to meet you, soon you'll be the only one of the young uns who I've not met!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

You're all a bunch of wankers.
Alt: killing people, judging by the start of my day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

you love me really Monty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

OK you got me. Yes, yes I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I knew it!
It's my perfect spelling isn't it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

you make him moist

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

It certainly helps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Hewwo Monty!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:00, Reply)

'Hewwo' to you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

i have no idea if this is actually monty or some imposter monty after yesterday's kerfuffle
I am waiting for a usage of the word peasant to confirm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I think it is him,
it has the same sig and lemming icon, but let's test it.

Hey Monty have you seen the tv ad for Nom yoghurts?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I saw this travesty yesterday
I felt my IQ dropping during the course of it playing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Saw it. Lost the will to live. Cried.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I bet it makes you think of me though doesn't it?
Admit it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

That was the problem.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

well it certainly produced 'nom yoghurt'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I'm sure that's the reaction
you have to seeing the advert and thinking of Kitty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

It's not just an eyebrow that raises.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

bile?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

nah
gorge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Hackles

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I think you'd lose a competition for worst mood in London today.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Blood pressure

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

It's me. Worse luck.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

points for the use of kerfuffle

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

prob the bristol bunch as they live near me
um, thats about it. as for weekends plans, maybe some downhill biking, might have a few glasses of wine. thats about it :o)
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)