it's a bit Narcissistic
but then so are facebook status updates and i do those sometimes too.

lunch - meeting a friend today, but she wants proper pubgrub and i want soup at EAT because it's my favourite one today, so not sure yet.

also our aircon is not working, it is like a fucking sauna in here, argh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:56, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

looking online
their soup looks good
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

EAT is amazing for soup
today is the chunky minestrone and pesto one, which is brilliant as even the greedy inordinately huge pot that nobody could actually finish is only about 300 calories.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

you had me interested until the use of the word calories
just eat what you like and exercise, simples

ps - it does look good, the pics make it look more like stew, yum
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

yes
of course but some things are gratuitous. eg if i am going to eat 600 calories, it is going to be on something good, not cauliflower cheese soup.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

starbucks do a white choc coffee
which is 1200 calories

well they did, that was hard to finish
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

exercise, simples drink what you like, take shitloads of drugs and then rely on your noble genes and metabolism to keep you looking good.

The M-Plan Diet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

apparently
it's very effective, according to just about every woman on here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

maybe he's batshitmental
and has been lying about all the drugs. Maybe he drinks wheatgrass and goes to spas for hot stone massages and seaweed wraps.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

omg
how much do i want to go to a spa right now... thanks....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

how much do I want to wrap monty in seaweed right now?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

or be in a hot tub with him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

At some point you end up looking like Keith Richards
Men and women alike
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Aircon?
It's fucking cold outside, what's wrong with you!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

this office is like an oven
trust me. and i am wearing tights and a jumper, urgh.

edit - i do also have a skirt on!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Which is no doubt hitched up around your waist while you get it on with the post boy

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

post boy local bakery staff.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

oh yay
the bread meme is back. it's been a while.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I thought it had got a bit stale

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

crumbs
you're on a roll
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I heard she's not been baguetting much recently

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Remove the "been" and it's perfect.
Still, a click for you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I struggled with whether or not to have the 'been' in there
But thank you nonetheless.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

"She's not getting" and "She's not been getting" both sound valid
I think it's too much to have "She's not been ba-", but it still sounds ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

no
nothing that relates to me not getting laid sounds "ok" thank you very much indeed!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Why the hell did you delete your reply?
I was just about to post a highly witty/mocking strikethrough.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

i don't know what you are talking about
*shifty eyes*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

it'll fall off in your hand
if you keep fantasising about me like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

open a window

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

not sure they trust office types with windows that open
in case they jump out
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

they don't open
unless we have a firedrill in which case they open electronically...

it is a brand new square with paul and pod and other fancy places, but it is not so great when everything BREAKS!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

see

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

pull the fire alarm.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

or stand outside for 5 mins

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

yeah, go for a non fag break

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

SHOPPING!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)