Oh and I can't wait for my flatmate to wake up
We argued for about three hours yesterday, he genuinely believes in Adam and Eve. And Noah's Arc. I need to hurl more abuse at him to make this Monday less insufferable.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:06, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did he fall from heaven? Maybe he landed on his head?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:08, Reply)

My favourite of his arguments:
"There's like five books about Julias Caesar and we all believe he was real, and there's hundreds about Jesus so he must have been real too".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

And how did you counteract this most persuasive of arguements?

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Barry should nail the cunt to a fucking cross.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

By pointing out how many star wars books there are?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Yay! This bodes well for the characters from Green Eggs & Ham

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:17, Reply)

There's some relatively compelling evidence that Jesus did actually live
and walked around with a gang. You shouldn't try to pick that part of the argument apart, try the he's actually both the son of god and god part of that assumption that's easier to mock.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Did his gang wear hoods?
and call each other "blood" and "bred'ren"
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Pretty much every major religion say Jesus existed, and was some sort of 'rabbi' or 'prophet'... it's just weather he's the massire or not is up for debate.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Sorry, what I meant to say is that he was inferring because of the books Jesus must have been the son of God.
I did do exactly what you said, I believe that Jesus did actually exist but that he was just a loon who claimed to be God's kid in order to wind people up. There wasn't much to do back then, so fair play to him for keeping himself occupied. I'd probably do the same.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

You're right.
The chap seems to have been a Jewish militant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

you shouldn't stamp on his beliefs, that's mean.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

n't
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Stamp on his face - then his beliefs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

You should have told me this before last night where I told every trick or treater that knocked at the door that Santa isn't real.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I read that as Satan and I thought 'well that was nice'

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

ask him if he believes adam and eve's children had an incestuous relationships
or that adam raped his daughters. Or ask him if Adam was black or chinese.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Adam and Eve is represented as some sort of metaphore by even hardline christians.
But a lot of people believe the Noah's Arc story is a based in truth, that there was massive floodings in and around turkey, about 5000 years ago or soo, and the arc really was built. The animals thing, and the flooding to that extent, is believed to exasorations or metaphores... but a lot of atheist archiologists believe that there was a boat type thing made and mass flooding.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I really want Noah's ark to be true
I love that story. Even though the lions would have eaten the chickens.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Nah, Noah was amazing at logic puzzles
You come up to him with that lettuce-rabbit-wolf-boat scenario and he'll punch you in the face for wasting his time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

he could probably complete Professor Layton in twenty minutes
as it stands I've had to put it in a box until the anger subsided.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I do that with my daughter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Hehehe
I read there's an upcoming crossover game of Professor Layton and Phoenix Wright!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

OH MY GOD
OBJECTION!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

there's a book called The History of the World in 10 and a half chapters (or something)
which is mostly shit from what I remember but one of the stories in it is about Noah's Ark from the point of view of a stowaway. It goes on about how Noah was a drunk who had a liking for the taste of things like griffin and dragon, which explains why there aren't any of those left. He also deliberately lost one of the other arks because his son who was in charge of it was annoying him or something.

At the end of the story it turns out the stowaway narrator is a woodworm.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)