Which one is which?
Hollywood is where the whole lot comes off, right?
/has never had a bikini wax
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

yes
bikini is just taking the edges off where your knickers stop, brazilian is a little landing strip and hollywood is everything off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

That's really weird
surely it looks really pre-pubescent and dodgy?
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Personal preference.
I think it suits me better.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

First time I ever slept with looked like she was hiding Chewbacca down there
The second had a 'Hollywood', as you put it. This was very confusing to me, first time round...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

could be worse
my first was a ginger.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Only slept with one ginger
And I feel it only fair to point out that she was probably the best in bed. Like ugly girls being the best kissers, quite odd.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Mine too
he had a really little willy as well.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I had a ginger and he was great.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I can't honestly say
that I have had a great deal of 'great' sex, ever. But there we go.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

What counts as 'great' though?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

when it's me having it?
I'm lucky, I've never really had any that I'd call bad.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I've had a terrible shag once
Me and the girl were mates, she came round after I'd had one of the worst days at work ever, I was absolutely knackered, and it was clear I was shit.

Fucking gutting.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

that sounds pretty rubbish
I've never been in a situation like that really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

hahaha
excellent smuggery here
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

awwwww yeah

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Possibly unintentional too...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

it is indeed
It's mainly because I've bumped uglies with so few women, through being undesirable.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I've had a fair few, but unlike multiple people I know, I don't boast about it, as it's just something so pathetic to do

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I suppose you could define 'great'
as having finished and thinking 'well, I really enjoyed that' as opposed to 'that was shit/boring/you made stupid faces/noises/have an obsession with watching yourself which really turns me right off or it otherwise did very little for me'.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Fookin hell, sounds like you've not had the best time
You need to find someone who makes you enjoy it, and be comfortable with yourself. No point in doing it otherwise (unless you're male).
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

noooooooooo
you can define "great" as completely in tune with what does it for one another so that you know exactly what to do and when and where, gets better and better every time you do it, and makes both of you come so hard that you can't walk straight for a week!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Well in that case
I have very definitely not ever had 'great' sex.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Have you considered going with someone older, more experience I mean?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Halt!
You've been cock-blocked by

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Problem here, I'm younger than her.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I know, it just made me giggle is all

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Haha, fair enough!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I'm clicking this as much as physically possible

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

*does some arithmetic*
All of the people I've slept with have been older and more experienced than me.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Fookin hell, not good at all
I was quite freaked out when I found out that about 1/5 of mine are older than me, seems I go for the younger ones mainly (before the paedo jokes start, 90% are within a year of me)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

the problem is when the sex is that great
but everything else is dire. that is when it becomes very hard to walk away. i've been lucky, for all i whinge on here it's mostly tongue-in-cheek - the reality is that nearly everyone i have slept with has equalled lots and lots of amazing sex.

this being said, i don't think it's ever been at all great the first time with anyone new. i guess you've got to work at it a little bit until you both feel comfortable enough to be sexy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Agreed
First time sex is never amazing, but given time and comfort it can be awesome.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

engage engines
smug factor 10.

first time with mrs V was amazing, but that's probably because we'd been putting it off until I was actually free of my ex, so had to wait quite a while.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

First time with one girl was amazing
The rest have been either 'meh', shit, or absolutely fucking hilarious.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

my very first time I was loaded up with gin
which imbued me with great stamina. We broke her bed and a shelf above it.

I totally cannot remember my first time with my last ex.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

My last ex, I remember the first time
She came round to keep my company when I was ill, one thing led to another, went from there really.

However, when I woke up naked next to her at New Year, I DON'T remember that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Take control berk
Tell 'em what you want and how you want it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I have done
it just usually results in a sort of pouty hurt face and then doesn't really change anything.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

you need to find some better men
the above comment applies to most of the women on here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Amen to that.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

maybe hot-bloke will be different?
He might take you to heaven and back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Possibly
he does have a slightly twinkly eyed rakish look that makes me think this could be the case. However I have no intention of finding out until the current boyf situation has been resolved and well you know it!
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Stuck with someone?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Not stuck with per se
indecisive about, possibly.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Horrible position to be in

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

It really is

(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Ah well, always here if you need a rant/chat

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

It's the horrible positions that are the cause of berks
issues.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Then they are shit , and should be kicked to the kerb
A girl saying what she wants it fantastic, saves a lot of fumbling.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I know what you mean
if I didn't really want to be with the guy I was doing it with, I would notice every little thing that he did. And I would sometimes want to laugh and that would throw me right off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I know one girl who would get really close to 'finishing', per se
Then all of a sudden the feeling would go, and she'd have to start over again.

At least, that's what she told me...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I think girls have trouble if they over think it
Blokes do not have such issues.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Bull fucking shit
If I overthink things, there's no way it's going to end well for me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

^totally this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Same, regularly overthink it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Thank you, gentlemen
Was hoping I wasn't going out on a limb, or sticking my neck out, so to speak.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

We got your back homie.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

sorry
didn't realise I was talking to a BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES

Sorry, I mean sensitive men
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)

If we were sensitive, it wouldn't be a problem
You'd touch it, and we'd immediately cough our filthy custard halfway up your arm.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

i agree with kitty
sorry boys
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

could it be that you are only shagging people who are completely incapable of overthinking something?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Yes they do.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

*waits for it*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

My definition of great is someone who wants to have sex with me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

great sex is why anyone bothers with the rest of the shit really!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Haha, you said shit
Reminding us of your most famous partner!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

he has been outed on facebook
by one of my friends who has commented on a pic of him with me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Haha, dear oh dear!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

might amuse you to see how rancid he was
at least i'm not shallow, i've never cared what anyone looks like!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Same, I'm all about personality
Or how drunk I am.

But mainly it's the breasts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

yeah
me too
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

They're great, aren't they?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

this girl had one boob significantly larger than the other
too much time pulling pints in a pub apparently.

she was good in bed though.

once again it occurs to me that I have never even so much as kissed a blonde girl (that I can remember) let alone seen their blonde pubes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I've seen blonde, brunette, but not ginger
A Chinese girl I knew had thick, black pubes. And also had a few black hairs on her nipples...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

ginger is surprising
obviously I knew she was ginger, but I was not quite prepared for how extremely ginger her pubes were
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Nothing could have prepared me for nipple pubes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I can imagine that would be traumatic for you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Try getting them caught in your teeth

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

bleurgh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

My thoughts exactly

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

This^
Bleecharghydsfnsfjfjfn........
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

my first guy had a fucking huge one
it well hurt. I kind of lost my virginity in installments.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Mine too.
And second, and sixth.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

you've got problems.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Which, hollywood or brazillian?
edit - just seen your answer below
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Dude
Your edit sounds VERY creepy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

haha

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

It does doesn't it
I might delete this whole thread to avoid any further problems
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Fine by me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

as long as there is at least a tuft of hair it still looks fine
but as soon as that goes it looks fucking weird.

my mrs thought so too from her perspective. I suspect because it allows the wearer to see things they can't normally.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)

It's even worse if the lady in question
Has a vadge like Niki Laudas ears.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)

POTD!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Thanks very much.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)