I'm in a bit of a grump this morning
my pole students are annoying me. I've now got one whinger in each class which is really annoying plus 3 people said they were ill and couldn't make it so for 3 hours' work I got paid £8.

However, one of the whingers is a girl I work with and this morning she's asked me to not let her quit because she really wants to do it she just gets frustrated.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you want to have a go at applebite just gaz her.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Or on FB
She was whinging about hurting herself on the pole.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)

eww you should've seen it
a large amount of skin stayed on the pole when she took her hand off, it was gross.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)

She's falling apart due to not eating enough bacon
Forcefeed her a bacon sarnie, and just to be sure, dress her wound with more bacon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

bacon probably has awesome healing properties
better than frozen yoghurt. Bacon would win in a fight.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Totally
Frozen yoghurt would be all "Oh, violence is too much negative energy, I'm a pacifist, let's just stay calm and do some yoga to release our chi in a positive, nurturing manner."
Then bacon would be "Now I have to cut you."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Then roast a chicken with bacon draped over it, and some chipolatas
More bacon damnit!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

applebite only whinges about boys, not pole
I don't mind that, it's like my own personal version of The Archers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)

dum-di-dum-di-dum-dum-dee-dum-dee-dum-dum.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

The least appropriate music imaginable to accompany pole dancing?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Not good
You and Wiggy on talking terms yet?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:07, Reply)

yeah we're ok, although I haven't seen him much because I've been working every night.
I've been doing some super petty passive aggressive tidying of only my belongings though and I don't think he's even noticed so I'm getting a bit bored of that now.

This morning I was folding a load of clothes and I realised I'd done some of his too so I unfolded them and then laughed at how petty I was being.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

That is remarkably petty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

isn't it!
I've never done anything like this before, I couldn't do it all the time it's exhausting.

I have a friend who does passive aggressive stuff all the time, her boyfriend woke her up at 2am coming in drunk so she set her alarm at the weekend for 6am and started vacuuming, stuff like that. I could not do that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

A little can be funny, but constant PA stuff would grind me down
I'd probably stab your friend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Constantly telling you when meetings are, who phoned you
Must get really fucking annoying!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

this took me way too long

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)

But you're a secretary, aren't you?
They're the same as PAs, just to more people. You're a slutty PA.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

yeah pretty much

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Kitty!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)

link it,
not exactly SFW and it's massive.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I am the Queen of passive aggressive.
But I have to be really annoyed to deploy those sorts of tactics.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)

in this case I think it is the only way to get through to him how dickish it is that he says he doesn't know where my clothes live and he's only tidying up his belongings.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

You could put all his clothes under the sink, in the freezer etc.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)

hahahah
I actually officelolled at this.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)

you should totally do it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:47, Reply)

And very funny

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

'bored WITH', please.
Thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

shut your face
I'm bored at you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)

That's remarkably bad
The question is, where/when does it stop?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)

In about 6 weeks with a 4am post saying
WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh WIGGY BROKE UP WITH ME FOR NO REASON
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)

weeks days
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)

with me it'll stop as soon as Wiggy says we need to tidy up and then I can go
"that's all your stuff I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT LIVES" and then I'll cackle maniacally, he'll call me a dick and we'll both tidy up.

He just called me a thieving whore on facebook, that's the kind of relationship we have.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

You only talk over facebook?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

He was asleep when I left the house this morning.
It's a modern world AA, get used to it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Haha, looks like I'll have to!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)

But 'oop north' £8 buys you a three-bedroom house,
and still leaves you change for 40 Woodbines, a night at t'pictures and the latest George Formby.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Including an outhouse.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Daan Sarf it buys you a cheap tin of beans

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

.
cheap tin of s
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

But at least you'd know it was an organic bean raised in entirely welfare-approved free-range conditions.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

and all the whippets you can eat.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

have you even seen a whippet?
there's no meat on them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Which is why you need as many as you can eat.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:17, Reply)

touche

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Damn Straight!
Thus leaving more money for lovely booze
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I really don't think the fact that everything up here isn't a complete rip off is a bad thing
you're just an idiot for paying what you do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

it's worth it for not living in the North

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)

it's not that bad up here
I'm not a big snobby ponce like you lot though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Oh have another 'barm cake' and shut up, Nommers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I don't buy into the weird bread related fights people have
Also, by birth I'm more Southern than you, geographically speaking.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I do like his grills.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Turned out nice again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

*facepalm*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I saw this brilliant feature on QVC or something like that with Hulk Hogan doing his own grills
and they had a wrestling commentator guy on with one of them dangling microphones going "LEEEEEET'S GEEEEEEEEET REEEEEEEADY TOOOOOO pick-up-the-phone-and-OOOOORDEEEEEEEEEER", I proper roffled.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)