All a bit straggly down there
So here's one.

Just be you. Not the persona you adopt to post on b3ta. Bare your soul.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:28, 203 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck off.
oh look it's very similar.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I have no soul
Hence my love of Pendulum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I'm pretty much the same on here
as I am in real life. Possibly a little more confident behind the anonymity of a computer screen, but that's about it.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)

This.
Although I'm a tiny bit more mean here, but I don't have so many easy targets irl.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I don't think I will, today.
I'm feeling quite glum.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)

You were glum yesterday as well right?

( zulu eh?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I hate my job and I hate my life but if it weren't for my two kids, I'd hate my ex wife

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Two kids is cool
Chin up
( zulu eh?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)

I'm assuming this is a lyric.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Country and western?
Couldn't be anything else
( zulu eh?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

George Strait
holy ball sweat he is smokin'
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

I was in San Antonio
Earlier this year, just as a George Strait concert finished.

Fucking mayhem, but lots of ladies with low cut tops.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

with tits down to their knees?
I saw him in concert once, it was awesome, we got in a car accident on the way back, my friend pissed her pants, not so awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Some firm, some not so firm.
We ended up on on overbridge near the San Antonio Spurs stadium, watching the crowds pass below us.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)

yes yes it is

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

'Cos I was under the impression you don't have kids
unless that's a pet name for your tits.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Sophia and Nicolette, gorgeous girls, really

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)

I cared enough about what I would look like that I deleted my post
Fuck

I miss the sahara, that was great. Listening to the wind blow, mirages and that dry heat. Then you touch the river and green, life everywhere.
spend time outside, it's great.
( zulu eh?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)

You're tedious in real life too?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Touché
:-)
( zulu eh?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)

This makes me sound emo
I'm not.
( zulu eh?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Er, hi, is ok if I join in this thread?
I'm pretty shy actually. Once I feel more confident I will talk quickly and loudly and inappropriately
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)

feel more confident get a couple of beers inside me
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Pah, beer.
I've never really had a taste for it. It tastes like water gone slightly wrong.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I've seen quite a few photos of you with a pint glass in your hand.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Pint of gin?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

I'm sure I saw her with a pint of something yellow and fizzy at the bash.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Fizzy, yellow gin?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Cider?
/voice of reason
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Ooo, cider sounds like a good idea
Possibly not with a stomach bug though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

You mean cidAAARRR

( zulu eh?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Excellent going berkette.
How goes it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Aye, not bad
I'm making my fancy dress costume for Saturday and it's going well. I'm also trying to convince myself that I'm over my cold, and I think it's working.
How about you?
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Fancy dress? What's the theme, and what are you doing?
Hope the cold goes. THere's been several nasty things going around.

I'm not too bad, got in from 4 hours of literature and 2 hours of chainsmoking at a coffee house about 45 mins ago. I started getting spots and zigzag lines over my vision and my pupils are massive, I'm a little worried I'm either trippin' balls or getting a nasty headache. But I've had some coke and a mini-Curly-Wurly so I should be ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)

It's just a belated Halloween party
I'm going as a zombie cheerleader. I was going to go as one of the weeping angels from 'Blink' but I couldn't make the wings in time.
Coke and chocolate sounds like the way forward, if this damn thing takes me much longer I think I'm going to have to pop out for something similar...
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Oh excellent
The Weeping Angel would have been excellent. For the T party my friend had I considered going as the TARDIS (as I'm so much bigger on the inside lolololololol) but I think my eventual costume was even better. Have a great time

I'm eating a mini-Chomp now. Just slowly licking it up and down before I slide it into my mouth and let it go gooey.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)

It really would have
but the wings were just way too much faff. Ah well, I'll add it to my list of possibilities for next year.
Does somebody have sweeties left over from trick or treaters?
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Yeah, I wouldn't have the commitment.
My crafts go as far as purling, little bit of sewing, sticking things to other things and making origami animals out of such thick paper I needed to sew it together to keep it together.

Trick or treat? In Camberwell? Gawd, I'm not stupid. No, they had them on sale, and I thought little ones would be better, just a little treat. No, it just means you eat more than you would usually. Gawd I'm a fatty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)

You're speaking to a girl
who had three kitkat chunkys for dinner the other day. I'm not judging! (the only reason I'm not stuffing my face full of treatsize stuff is that I very carefully didn't buy any for exactly the reason you give)
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:27, Reply)

My first food of the day was at 6.30, which might have explained the headache.
I'm trying to work up the courage to go and cook stirfry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Ugh, at 9:30?
I'd just stay in bed and eat chocolate, to be honest...
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I'm having a craving for fried beancurd though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

It's possible to crave tofu?!

(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

NO PISS LOL

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Unless I was holding someone else's drink, it would have been bright purple.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I drink cider and black

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Good beer doesn't
Try a variety
( zulu eh?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

( . ) ( . )

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)

You're a woman?
HOLY SHIT YOU'VE GOT BREASTS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I like breasts

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I keep using this in conversations, I keep getting funny looks
and my "I LOVE ANAL" badge is in my wallet. That gets me a few odd looks too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)

This fills me with glee.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

It's the greatest thing ever.
It did lead to explaining the 3 Nevers to my friend, in front of the poor boy I kind of like. He is the most awkward creature ever.
He learned all 151 original pokemon in the lectures this afternoon. I bow down to his nerdery. I failed even to learn the first 18 elements.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

It should be incorporated into the donor card
"I wish to donate my kidneys, liver, heart, eyes and tight arse"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Hahahaha
No, I opted out of donating my corneas. I don't know why, but I want to keep my eyes intact if nothing else.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Less of a cock
More of a christian, and about the same amount of pretty dull.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I think I started this thread
Due to Chablis and a comment I made in the thread below about colour coded books.

We're nearly at the eight anniversary of the day I had a breakdown.

I'm not going to get all Batshitmental on you, but on November 7th 2002 I found myself crying my eyes out on Leeds station, having been fucked over by 14 years in insurance.

I don't normally allow my b3ta persona to get emotive, but tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be a soppy bastard.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Fair play.
Have the eight years made a difference?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Well, I presume he's not crying
it's quite hard to see a computer screen and type properly with watery eyes.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGes7FDmHAM
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Pfft!
FOTC are ace, I really should watch them more often.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)

If you've never heard the radio series:
thepiratebay.org/torrent/5713218/The_Flight_Of_The_Conchords_-_S01_-_Radio_Series_-_MP3_-_Slimoo
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I'm a slow typist
If I started to tell you how much I've changed as a person I'd be here all night.

Yes - is the short answer. And so much more for the better.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

*high-fives*
I've spent most of the past three years making myself whole again. Respect to you for pushing on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Similar
I look at who I was 5 years ago and I hardly even recognise that person. And yet I can't really describe how it is that I've changed.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I can describe the differences, mostly because they're so obvious to me.
Back then I was massively depressed and the real me was hidden under layer after layer of neuroses and suppressed emotion. Now I'm just me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Well, this, I guess
I was just going to sum it up as having Manned The Fuck Up. If you'd told me when I was 21 what I'd be like now I'm 25 I would have laughed in your face and then cried, listened to The Smiths, and thought about cutting myself
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Nice work.
Did you manage it on your own or did you have help?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I was on antidepressants for a bit
I decided I didn't need them any more about two years ago, and I really didn't. And I had a a few months of counselling at uni, but only because I got caught going a bit lolmental. *shrugs* I'm not sure it helped a great deal, but it was nice to have a damn good moan and not be judged or feel that I was boring the other person.
How about you?
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Litany of medication and low-level therapies with psych nurses and counsellors for ten years.
Period of self-harm three years ago and close to breakdown, went to the doc and demanded finality. Twenty sessions of psychodynamic therapy, two subsequent years of introversion, blogging, walking and self development, learned some counselling skills myself which helps with the self-examination. No meds for four years and thriving on life in general, especially now I've kicked weed and alcohol (mostly) on the head. I have occasional depressive bouts that last a day or so but nothing I can't handle. I consider myself very lucky indeed - I think if I'd carried on the way I was going I'd be dead by now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)

I was about to feel guilty
About work induced stress being somehow an artifical form of depression.

But having read this, I don't.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I was pretty heavily fucked over by a girl
and passively compounded it by not knowing how to deal with the associated emotions - anger, mostly - and suppressing them to the point of not feeling them for a decade. Ten year's worth of pent-up anger will fuck anyone up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)

My immediate response to your post
Is to go outside for a smoke. I think that's called abstraction. And I'm making myself finish my answer before I go out.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)

O_o
that sounds considerably more serious than me, I just got citalopram for 2 years and about 10 sessions of whining. I think my problems stemmed mainly from having an utterly shit childhood, and that I was still being all teen-angsty and allowing it to fuck me over. One of my major things was just letting stuff go, and it's made me a very chilled out person now (mostly). Just, life's too short to go around being depressed, you know?
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

A lot of people don't know how to let things go.
It's a skill I've only recently learned, and I've been right on the edge of letting the most important thing in my past go for a few days now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I'm always letting things go.
It's usually wind.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Then what's stopping you? :)

(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Timing.
Big news today, feeling a little overloaded. There's time. Coincidentally I've felt very emotional quite a few times today so I know I'm loaded, but I'm on it. It'll come soon, I'll just sit down with this and let it all out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Hope it all comes right.
You're amazing, and you've been a great help to it seems many people here. Glad the flat was good, too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Ah, see I love Mumford & Sons
but that song always makes me want to cry, and I very very rarely cry. I presume the good news is the flat?
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Yeah, great news but a huge hill to climb.
Not insurmountable, but it's filled my plate for now. Although I've just listened to that and had a little cry for now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Aww *hugs*
I know it's a big deal, both in a scary way and a great way. Just concentrate on the latter, everything will sort itself out :)
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)

I was expecting that link to be I love horses.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I was expecting scat porn.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

It's good you can recognise when you're feeling like that and thanks for posting an awesome track.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

One of my answers
Was to look around me and realise that I wasn't alone.

Here are Berk and Noel talking about supressed emotions. That's three of us for a start.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)

*stiffens upper lip*
*wobbles a bit*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

You'd be surprised by the amount of lol ex-depressives that are on here.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)

There's no such thing as an ex-depressive
It's always there. You might wish to have it diagnosed, and there are degrees of depression.

Whichever way you play it, mental trauma is real and it lives with you like a squawking parrot on your shoulder.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I know.
Been there, slashed the t-shirt.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I've been thinking about my reply to this for a while
Thereby negating the point of my thread.

I ought to be a smartarse. The Disappointed is a smartarse.

But no - Simon is far smaller than The Disappointed. I'm fucked up, whether I like it or not.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Join our club.
We like you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)

*requests application form to join*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Recovering fuckup.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Noel can you get me a badge with that on it??
sums me up quite well think.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Yay another one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

aha yeah....
that's me. I'm feeling much better now though. just gotta keep working on it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

You've met Simon
I'm very different to The Disappointed in real life, I think.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Are we getting badges then?
I haven't got any badges on my profile,which I'll have to change next week when I become 42.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)

We'll see what we can come up with.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)

You are
The Lesley Judd of b3ta.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Lesley Jugs is more like it.

/crude
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Thanks
And strength to you.

We've spoken before and there is always a way.

I did some volunteer work while I was getting myself together again and it's the most enervating thing you can do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I didn't think chablis was real
so I reckon you're not still there crying, right?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Chablis is good
insurance is bad, worked at Axa for a while.dont know how you did 14years

Fuck insurance, fuck them all
( zulu eh?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I think I might be coming down with something
I feel a bit off and there's a dull throb in my sinuses and it's slightly less easy to swallow.

Either that or drinking 2 bottles of wine and staying up till 2am last night was a bad idea.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Ladies and gentlemen, the real The Light in Chains.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)

hahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

:/
I'm frighteningly dull and I suspect I should quit booze for a while.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post953888
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I am an awful cock when I'm drunk
lots of self-sabotaging and destructive behaviour. Past time to get a grip, I suspect.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

You may be right.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Dandelion and Burdock for me from now on!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)

*hugs everyone*
Oh my god you're all fabulous! Chompy have you lost weight? Noel looking fine! Can I get anyone a cup of tea? Lovelovelove
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)

oh hi I really really hope you don't hate me I'm sorry if I've done anything to upset you sorry sorry you're lovely sorry

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)

i am lovely

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Yes, yes you are.
How is life in the Beverly Hills of North London?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)

awesome
Just roped in some lovely people to help me build my new bed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Believe it or not people this is pretty close to the truth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Must admit I was pleasantly surprised at the bash. Not what I was expecting at all.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)

you were ok too

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Genuinely more of an obnoxious cunt IRL
Who'd have thought it eh? Actually don't answer that
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)

hehe
totally answering that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I'd rather bare my breasts please.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Ladies and gentlemen, the real Big-girl's-blouse.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:26, Reply)

*winks*

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:27, Reply)

-waves-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)

*purrs*

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Um, I talk too much
and make stupid jokes in real life, so not that much different. The handy thing here is a delete key before I press send.

In real life I swear more but say rude things less. Especially at work.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I'm more boring in real life.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)

lic boring?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Steady
You have to really work at it to be this boring.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Good!
I've had enough excitement to last me a lifetime.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

heh heh heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)

@JTDF - hope you didn't

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Nope.
Wouldn't either mate. I might be boring, but I'm not a massive cunt.

How is the cider going down this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I'm a bit more reserved in person, it takes me a while to feel comfortable talking to a group of people I don't know.
But once I know people I get very huggy and talkative. And perky. And filthy minded. The more comfortable I am with someone, the more filth comes out of my mouth.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)

How have the exams gone this week?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

really good actually.
the two maths ones I didn't have any problem with, and just worked carefully through them and then psychology was yesterday. Psych was allright but I really wasn't feeling very well, I'm hoping it doesn't reflect in my marks. All in all, feeling allright about them.
And I've got a whole week to prepare for chemistry, so it's alllll good.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Good luck!
You'll be able to look forward to your European adventure once the exams are out of the way!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)

yeah I know...it's only 11 sleeps now.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)

11 sleeps until you're on your travels?
I'll be amazed if you manage 11 sleeps! You'll be too excited.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)

nah I sleep pretty well now,
If I want to sleep, I just lie down and I'm out within about half an hour.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

'Adopting' a 'persona' online would make me an utter penis.
The sort of thing you'd do if you'd fucked your sister and couldn't face the reality of being a convicted nonce every day of your life.

I'm the fucking same all day long, worse luck for everyone else.

I am posher around my parents, I am told.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Night Monty.
I'm going to bed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Sleep is the key to your recovery, young Jeffers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Monty: Ever the harsh, brutal man-bitch

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I was ranting
about how sport was shit and something to do with 'Bong-bongo Land' within two minutes of waking up this morning.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I fully support this sentiment

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Monty, you are beautiful as you are. I hope you never adopt a different persona for here.
I also get posher around my paretns.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

oh my god are you people still talking about this nonsense

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Nobody is asking you to read it or to participate. If you don't like it then don't.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)

chill brah, was totally jokin

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Time and a place for that though eh? You may have misjudged your audience on this occasion.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

I don't think so. This is the internet, no one should take anything too seriously.
Or perhaps you should read what you wrote only moments ago?
Nobody is asking you to read or to participate.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

The point I was attempting (poorly) to make was that making that sort of comment (albeit on B3ta) when some people have been choosing to open up was rather tactless.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)

tell ya what, I didn't reply to any specific person or post, just the thread
so if someone chooses to take what I said personally, then so be it

I haven't read the entire thread so I don't know what anyone has been "opening up" about
but if they're going to put their personal business here then they should be prepared to be judged.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Judge me, bitch

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

this is all too funny :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)

I'm with you on that
Plus he can't read this because of the ignore.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

I think he just doesn't like me.
Oh well.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Well the rest of us do
Partly because you didn't judge me, even when invited to.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

I think I'm going to link it in my profile

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

It's like an awesome trophy

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

*clicks ignore*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Seems to me
nobody's talkin' 'bout nuthin 'cept you and me, Kris-kris.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

oh my, haven't been called that in years!
*feels young again*

How's it going?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Not too bad, dear girl. You/

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)

look! someone just ignored me!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Haha, do you feel bad now?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

fuck no
I think it's hilarious
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

I hope when you tell my father off
you give him a fucking pasting too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

aw man
I better not be getting a reputation for internet hardwoman or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

It's too late now
*cowers*

PLEASE, NOT THE FACE! I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

hahaha fuck orf

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Bare my soul?
I have no fucking soul.

Bugger. Bugger. Bugger.

I was going to be all cool and cruel. Bloody PJM made me be nice.

And I realised I wasn't replying to Psychochomp. ;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Fuck it.
I'm actually nice in RL.
Sickeningly nice.
So nice I'd want to slap me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Chicken!
How're you these days? It's been a while since I've seen you about.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Hello PoD!!
I'm fine, ta. Bit rushed off my feet with work - currently have three jobs, far too many students and too much RL.

You?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Sounds pretty busy
I'm waiting for some work to start in a couple of weeks time, so trying to kill time without spending money, which is a fine balancing act.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)

I know the feeling...
I'm trying to run life with an almost full time job and no pay until the end of November - being a sessional really sucks - haven't been paid since July :(
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Well that sucks
I'm looking forward to getting paid once I get this job. I need to try and not just go back to buying loads of crap.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)

What's the job?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Operations Management
With a steel company nearby. 2 months to start with, possibility of full time after that. Basically involves me going in and telling them how to do things better.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Sounds impressive - you'll be telling them what to do!
And I bet it'll be lots and lots of money too.
I'm impressed and quite envious! Hope it goes full time for you.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)

It's twice as much as I've ever been paid before
Means I could journey to bashes in the future. Hopefully the 2 months will go well; lots of hard work for a while, and it should be fine.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Yay!
EDIT
PJM is talking about taking photos of his cock and doing a series of famous cocks in history.

I think it's time for me to switch off the internet now.

Night night!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Well, you get him sorted on that
Night Chicken.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

I am utterly obsessed with this song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7KyNnLJgDg

Reminds me of the shit my dad used to play when I was a boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

My dad used to play Queen's Greatest Hits on repeat because I liked the Flash Gordon song.
Court-appointed visits in the 80s were shit.

Still, sometimes he played Zeppelin and that was brillo.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I think they did a good job on the Flash Gordon soundtrack.
A perfect fit with the overblown camp of the film itself. Ditto Highlander.

If I'm honest I just like the 'Freddie Mercury had a party with dwarves walking round with trays of cocaine strapped to their heads' story. I don't care if it's true or not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Ah, highlander OST is *legendary*
Apparently, these stories are true. That'll do for me!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

'Bloke down the pub told me'
I was most fortunate in my musical schooling. Little Richard, Chuck Berry...all the surf bands, Hendrix, Jefferson Airplane...

My mother likes utter shit, if she liked someone, they were guaranteed bent every time. Joan pissing Baez, Simon and Gayfunkel: bollocks. She used to make musical decisions based on whether they looked like they'd washed or not. Buck's Fizz were OK (nice and clean), reggae legend Boris Gardner = shit because he was sweating on Top of the Pops.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Yeah? YEAH?
Well my mum likes Country and bleeding Western.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

My sister likes 'Crowded House'
*wins*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Mine likes Damien Rice
*trounces*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)

MY COUSIN LIKES KEANE
*retakes first place*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

I like Patsy Cline

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)