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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hmm
"He doesnt really care about ya, he just says he does coz he f_ckin thinks ya dumb."

Oh little sis... when will you realise?
(bredstkcriminal, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:32, 111 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You're allowed to swear on the internet you know.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Oh, really?!
I wasnt sure how you people took it, im sure id seen a few blanked in my lurking days so I was playing it safe ;)
(bredstkcriminal, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)
people take swearing fine
people do NOT take lyrics well.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Or football
Don't talk about football.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Or you'll get abused by the man with a million chins

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)
You?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

No
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Hehehe
Clearly you weren't aware that there was a wind tunnel in the pub...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Bet you'd sound like Churchill

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Man or dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Dog
Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Oh AA, i tried do hard to get into what he was saying about FBall, but I just don't see it.
All the talk of Derbies and Grudge Matches and On The Terristes.....
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Thing is, I enjoy football, I haven't played in a few years
But I enjoy watching it, I just don't understand why everyone jumps all over it here, rather odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)
because hearing about it is fucking boring

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

hearing about
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

hearing moaning
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)
B3ta's very own 'Osama Chin Laden'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
/OT's 'Chin Diesel'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)
not sure which I find funnier :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)
Both very funny!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Aww, chin up, we might get tired of this soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)
I heard that he has more chins than a Chinese phonebook

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I was waiting for that one

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Oh just take it on the chin, will you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I find it actually quite hurtful
And might flounce if you continue to abuse this chink in my armour.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)
chin up
it's not that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Unlike your blatant copying.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)
damnit
overlooked that one
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)
If I could do more chin ups I might not have this problem

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)
LIES ,ON THE 'CHINTERNET'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Chincere apologies

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Now that we're all friends again, would anyone like a biscuit?
I've got Chinger nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
"Chin chinnery, chin chinnery
chin, chin cheroo."
(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
oh you utter prick
i am going to be singing this ALL DAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Not only a prick
For me to make fun of LM's chin(s) makes me a MASSIVE HYPOCRITE as well.
(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)
It's alright, most folk here are
And it is a fucking hideous photograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)
well it does have you in it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Lab in his Superhero days

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)
A broken link?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)
*whistles*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)
morning woundwurt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Morning Pennywise

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)
ouch!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
You're less of a Mohawk,
more of a Chinook if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I like Chin Diesel

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I like breasts.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Me too
Me too
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Was that some sort of chin echo?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
also U2
don't mention them. Unless it is how fucking shit they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)
U2 are fucking shit
Like that?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Or incest

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)
talking about it is ok
just don't do it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Or the war.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)
I did once, but I think I got away with it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Lyrics? Lyrics? OH YEAH!
# Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea...#
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)
You know what you gotta do, cut him loose, like a dirty needle, you don't know where he's been, all I know I seen him high when he says he's clean.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Fuck off Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I don't understand this post.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
That's because it's nonsense.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Oh, ok I feel much better now.
I thought I was getting thicker.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
That's impossible.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
It's really not.
I haven't fallen off the bed yet today.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Good to see that you're keeping that option open though

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
You logged off before I could tell say my hilarious visual punchline last night
I'm sure your internet connection or your computer crashed or something.
randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/i-am-a-flying-camel.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
I love this pic

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Hahahaha
Love it. Almost wish I hadn't gone offline my computer hadn't crashed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)
You should defrag your hard drive.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I don't even know what this means

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
I could tell you but it'll be really dull.
it's a thing you can do to make your computer run a bit faster.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)
"It makes stuff on your computer appear in pretty colours
And then draws pretty pictures with them for you."
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Nah, it's fine ta

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Thank goodness.
I thought it was just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
and me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
and me

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)
none of us cared though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
"My friends think she's a dumb bonde, but they don't know she dyes her hair."
Everything that I know comes from song lyrics.
(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
That would make her just dumb then.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Say, you're blonde aren't you AB?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
smart but dumb

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
-_-

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)
:D

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Yep.
And it's natural.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
I'm not sure which of the 2 conclusions you wish me to draw from this

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)
I am thick.
It's ok to say it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)
You seem to study something reasonably difficult and interesting
So I'll conclude that you're not.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Perhaps.
But I have absolutely no common sense
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Well, neither do most people

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
my lack of common sense is quite alarming

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)
you are not part of an exclusive club there

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)
or anywhere else, sadly vipros

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)
*sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)
She can't afford carpet
So I can only think of one.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I can't afford carpet?
What?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
A joke in the poorest of taste
and you wouldn't get it because you're thick.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)
I don't get it either,
and I have no taste and I'm smart.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I can only presume it's something about dying your pubes
But it's not shaping up to be a good joke either way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
I totally get it.
and sometimes lie.
(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
This made me laugh more than the actual joke

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)
this is a cuffs and collars joke, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
I assumed so

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
that was my thought too

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I got that far
but it's about as much of a joke as just saying the word pubes.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)
lol

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)
LMAO

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Hahaha you said A

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I just love the Family Guy pubes joke
"FYI, the collars match the cuffs. You ever seen a blacksmiths apron?"
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)
and "forgetting sarah marshall"
when he is leathered and looks at the redhead and says "i wonder if the carpet matches her curtains".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

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