A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.....
Oh my giddy aunt! Well, would it stop you?

Alt Q. Remember those little surprises you used to get in cereal packets? What was your favourite? Mine was the baking soda submarine.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:29, 34 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

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me and my little bro opened a packet of frosties once and it contained 7 tony the tiger reflectors

that was a turning point in my life
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

*fixed*....
hiphopwired.com/2010/11/05/man-refuses-to-perform-oral-sex-because-of-horrible-vaginal-odor-threatened-with-knife/

Oh god, it's so grim, seriously *little sicks in mouth* grim.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Oh man I wish I could unread that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

You look nice in the picture though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I like the way she's done her make up

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

That is so 'West Virginia' it hurts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)

kinda wish you hadn't fixed it now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

the realisation that your life will never be that good again?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)

pretty much, yes
but I did once win a competition on Going Live. That was the true high point. There's not really anything left to achieve after that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I won a Monkey Magic competition,
and I also won a book on cheese on a Jewish website. My brother's ex wrote for them, and tipped me to the competition. I suspect I may have been the only entrant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

..and thus was born your life long
job of researching cheese

wait..i thought that was sausages and mustard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

The cheese research is just a little bit of fun,
unlike the serious business of sausage and mustard studies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I once sent off for a 'Nick O'Teen' Superman poster
from (I think) Shreddies. It took about four months to arrive and was somewhat disappointing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Portal = www.youtube.com/watch?v=emp_-rFbibo
Inception = www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZS3WdRFQc4

I wish I was any good at editing video
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

In a slightly related note
I came here to tell people that I had seen panty liners with Vitamin E added to them.
Is my blart deficient in vitamin E? How would I know?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)

what does vitamin E even do?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

It protects cell membranes from oxidation by reacting with lipid radicals produced in the lipid peroxidation chain reaction.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

So how would having
vitamin E in a panty liner help my mimsy?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

it would keep it young?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Improves the condition of your skin in some way.
It's a bugger to work with as it's really thick and gloopy, plus it takes forever to dissolve in the premix vessel.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

vitamin E or Entity's crotch?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

My lady garden is
certainly thick, gloopy and hard to work with.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Post a picture of your undercarriage
and I'll be able to tell instantly. If you're a bit shy, just gaz it to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

What about mine Monty?

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

that's one tough undercarriage

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I am 45.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

PHWOOOOARRRR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Still got a good few miles of action left, i can tell.

Add some exhaust pipe pictures, i'm getting firm.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I haven't been serviced for a while now though.
It's a crying shame.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

*hops on the train to rectify this utter travesty*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I don't see any rust
All you need is a squirt of grease and a good hard ride
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Would a vitamin E panty liner help?

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

and a cam shaft

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

why are boys always obssessed with the 'exhaust pipe'?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)