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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Most films are bent
Foreign films are fucking bent.

What are you doing this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 17:55, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Going out for a few drinks at eight
trying to motivate myself to have another shower. Destroying my mind by listening to music that shouldn't be listened to
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)
You listening to hip-hop again?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)
haha again?
No I'm listening to Adam Lambert. He is remarkably cheerful
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)
He sounds like a character from Emmerdale Farm.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)
you'd hate him beyond belief Monty
this is for certain.

He's all fluffy, he's got a good voice and does songs with titles like 'Sleepwalking' 'Strut' 'For your entertainment' I'd link you but it'd destroy your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:02, Reply)
I'll have a ganders, link away please.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
It's shit, but it's so cheerful it makes me feel great
For Your Entertainment: www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9wAFmfhpmU&feature=related
Strut (personal favourite): www.youtube.com/watch?v=drV8WEzIyWE&feature=related
Sleepwalking: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbHyWXjQ9wQ

Turn up loud for maximum disgusted looks
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
Darth would love this I am pretty sure.
Sleepwalking is ok but mainly poop.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't
nobody loves this except me, and even I realise how shit it is
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
He likes Lady GaGa, I reckon he would like this.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)
Lots of people like Lady Gaga
I don't myself though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)
Because she is utter shit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)
POTD
Going to West London to buy some drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)
Make sure you buy MASSIVE drugs.
Also, request a receipt. It's a move that'll confuse even the most experienced of drug-dealers.

What have you got on your shopping list?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)
High-grade marijuana only.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)
Well ask your dealer to display his weed
In a similar way that supermarkets display their goods.

'Weed - £30.00 a bag' Then get price-per-grams

You'll be sure to get the best value deal then!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)
I am smoking some rippers at the moment.
It's a great time of year for dooby.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)
swimming
too damn lardy to avoid the gym any longer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)
Do people is public swimming baths
Still wear verruca socks?

On have they not been since the 1970s?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)
I've not seen a verruca sock in years
people just aren't hygienic enough any more
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)
Either that
Or they don't have verrucas these days?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:11, Reply)
i think the verrucas are just lulling us into a false sense of security

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)
Like terrorism?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)
terrorist infections

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)
Chance of going to the pub to drink beer: 100%
Chance of eventually talking utter rubbish: tending towards 100%
Edit: correlation should not be taken to imply causation
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)
i have no plans,
i may go for a run later,
my ankles hurt a bit though so i dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)
how did you hurt them?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)
He told them they were gay
and insulted their mother's sexual prowess.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
previous running,
i overdid it a few days ago, and my ankles are always a bit weak when it is cold :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:52, Reply)
staying in watch the manchester derby and try to spot my friends on the news.
One of them was interviewed by channel 4.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)
Were they interviewed
Because they are a dirty student?*

*Not all students are dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)
She was being good and was giving her opinion on the nutters.
Am I a dirty student?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)
Making chilli
possibly getting some ironing out of the way before the weekend as we'll be away for some of it. Celebrating the missus (hopefully) being on her way to getting an A level in autism (no, really) with some wine.

I am a nearly 40 year old trapped in a 60 year old' body at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)
You're fucking bent!
I'm watching Legends of the Fall tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)
That film is gash.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)
Is that film fucking bent Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
super gay, darth would love it.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)
Wouldn't know, haven't ever watched it.
But considering you put down This is England, and I liked that film, I don't trust your opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
This Is England was a good film
Have you seen 'This Is England 86' the recent telly series?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)
I saw the first two episodes on youtube, but couldn't find the rest
so the lovely LOVELY Broadsword is sending them to me
x
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)
That is nice of Broadsword.
To be fair, the series wasn't as good as the film, but it was a worthwhile watch all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:20, Reply)
Oh man, I really really liked the series.
How many episodes were there?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)
I think there were only 6

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)
Don't mind that. I really liked what I saw.
I love Smell ♥
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)
Some of the characters don't have anything/much to do which is a shame.
I think the whole thing was too depressing for me to have a favourite character.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)
less than that,
i think there were three.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:52, Reply)
Oh, it might have been 3
I know it wasn't on for long.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)
Yeah but you have dogs so you are fundamentally flawed as a human.
So it's obvious you will therefore like shit flicks xx
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)
*coughs*
I am here you, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
I don't have dogs.
I have A dog.
You wear gay wristbands and wrestling masks.
Clearly you are the one that is fundamentally flawed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)
Psst! K
You need to add 'and bent' in your rant against Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)
touche my dear touche
I love that mask, and the bracelet was ditched a long time ago. Dogs are needy and shit, wrestling masks are the gift that keep giving.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)
I admit at times she drives me nuts.
But I love her.
SO YOU DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT HER.
Cunt punt coming right to you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)
Cats are best. Even dead ones.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
I prefer dogs Bob.
I'm allergic to cats.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)
I bet you found that out the hard way.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)
damn those needy dogs with their finding trapped people in rubble
and guiding the blind,
those needy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:54, Reply)
hahahaha
You are fucking bent.

NO RETURNS!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
you're bent x infinity

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
Err.
I said, 'No returns' meaning you calling me bent x infinity doesn't count!

So hah! You massive BUMDER.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
it does count
you're always one more bent than me

/four years old again
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)
*blah blah blah*
Not listening.

But you are the biggest of all the benders
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)
yeah in OPPOSITE land

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)
OPPOSITE land LOLS
Are you skill?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
You returned it. Clearly you're the bent one.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
There are to be no further returns after my initial return.
Mean I win the 'You're bent' argument.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)
You would say so, you fannypack wearing, limp wristed, glitter lube loving homo.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)
What the fuck is a fannypack?
You look like Danny La Rue.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)
Bumbag.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)
Thanks for that Danny
Well, you answered the question, you can have the insult!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)
: D

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)
You look like Elly Jackson

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)
When you've got all made up for a big night out.
You are John Merrick.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)
BULLY! BULLY! BULLY!
You look like the inside of a rhinoceros' arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)
heh heh heh
Wanna call a truce?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)
*offers hand*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)
Legends of the Fall is a beautiful fillum Kristine :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)
It seemed to be! I only got a few minutes in last night :)

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)
I'm sitting on a train platform in Essex
looking as much like a hoodie as you can do while wearing a parka. It's cold, I have a bag full of nice food, and a brick of cheese. Seriously, same dimensions. How is it only Wednesday?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)
I am confused as to how the week went so quickly
it currently feels like a work so hard I only look up from time to time and realise another week has gone
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)
I've had one hell of a week.
oh man i want a fag but i left them at home and you can't smoke on train platforms anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)
just stand there smouldering instead

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)
where are you off to?
or are you heading back home?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)
I visited my grandmother in Essex.
I was fed and pampered. Been invited to lunch at the Oxford and Cambridge Club, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)
that sounds quite lovely
when you going?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Couple of weekends time.
last time i went it was just after my rejection. THANK YOU UNCLE
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)
have a good time :)
drink plenty
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)
Nothing.
I cant be arsed, its too dark
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)
I'm having a can of cider.
I have found that this is the best thing to do when you've been drinking too much the night before. It sorts me out.

I am also have an incredibly heathly dinner to offset last night's greasefest.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)
What are you having tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)
Homemade veggie chilli and brown rice.
With extra dried chilli as I'm feeling dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)
What you having for 'afters'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)
Don't really have afters apart from the odd posh yoghurt now and then.
I will probably have some Mingles with a cup of tea later.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)
but pudding is the best meal of the day!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)
I haven't really got a proper sweet tooth and I don't want to get fatter.
I do have a soft spot for cheesecake though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)
all my teeth are sweet teeth
this is why I get fatter :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)
Do your teeth ever get cold?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)
no i have little tooth mittens for them

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)
I was going to ask if that was why they were wearing
YELLOW COATS.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:03, Reply)
WOO! Blousie!
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)
*smooshes back*
How's my favorite northern monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)
Scratchin' my bum as always ;o)
OOOOOK-EEEEE-EEEE!

oh, that's Burt...
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)
What are you having this evening Crunchy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)
pasta
pudding is an asda creme caramel thing (in an attempt to stop me buying cake)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)
The shites!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)
Noooo! Brown rice is a good bunger upper.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)
Takes seven hundred years to cook and all

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Hahaha! I noes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)
uncle bens microwave wholemeal rice
takes 2 mins!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)
I'm not keen on Mr Bens.
His white rice is pants.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)
i like the really nutty grainy wholemeal stuff
that is still covered in the healthiest bits.

but it is a pain to cook. microwave rice ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:01, Reply)
You still on the sennapods?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)
ordering a pizza in a few minutes
well, buy one get one half price means its technically two.
Then listening to the footy via internet radio, as it's not on the telly. For some reason they thought Man U vs Man City would get more of an audience. Crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)
My lot are playing this evening too.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)
evening mate.
Arsenal must win tonight. I am biting my nails.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)
It's nice and tight from top to bottom
I'm loving it. But we do need to convincingly stuff the Hammers tonight or face the dreaded "loss of confidence" downward slide.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)
I hope you do em I hate the hammers.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)
ridiculous evening for me!
i am working late, then walking the lovely cold 6 miles to high st ken, buying lots of fancy birthday cakes (there's about 75 people on my floor), then driving them all the way back in to drop them off as i can't be doing with carrying £100 of cakes and chocolates on the tube in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:48, Reply)
Can't you get a minion to do that tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:49, Reply)
yes
but i quite like doing it, choosing hundreds of cakes is fun! one good thing to a november birthday, there's loads of fancy things around for christmas, so.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)
We get cakes on our birthday at work too but usually it's just some cream buns from the supermarket.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)
we're not special like these lawyer types.
We should stick to our pink wafers and mini flapkjack chunks.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:52, Reply)
damn you
I really want mini flapjacks now. If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life it would be flapjack
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:55, Reply)
You would shit like a rhino

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)
It seems all healthy with it's oats and stuff
but the oats are just a treacle delivery system.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:57, Reply)
there is nowhere in england better for cheese
than the cheese stall at tod market. every time i go to tod, i have to go there for crumbly lancashire and that cheddar with the fiery jalapenos in it.

am going to the turnpike with my family for my birthday this year, they've just refurb'd it all. do you know "t'old bore" or "the turnpike" over at rishworth? "t'old bore" is the most INCREDIBLE food ever.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:54, Reply)
Personally, I think if Swipe was any sort of colleague
She'd bake the cakes herself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)
When is she going to get time to do that?
She's a crazy busy career woman.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:52, Reply)
She could get her trainee
to make them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:00, Reply)
yeah right
cos my colleagues would rather pikey burned things from me than boxes of waitrose finest chocolate shite?

i think NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)
Get them fruit
It'll be cheaper and healthy!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)
we already have free fruit in meetings etc
my firm is brilliant at nice touches like that.

trust me. it would not be popular.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:00, Reply)
Why not nick fruit from the meeting rooms
And then represent them to your colleagues!

Alternatively, why not buy cheese and biscuits. Savoury WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:01, Reply)
some people do that
it is v popular. most people just get those tubs from m&s.

as you can imagine, i feel the need to go totally over the top.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)
Quite.
Is it a compeative business? Buying cakes for your colleagues when it's your birthday?

Also, do they tend to buy nice gifts?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:05, Reply)
no, i just go way over the top with stuff like that
and yeah, i have amazing colleagues, v lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)
What did they get you last year?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)
my boss got me a massive thing from hotel chocolat
and the girls got me some jo malone perfume/body lotion, and a diptyqye candle.

they know me well!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)
So they think you smell
And you've have the leccy cut off?

(Sorry, I can't think of anything to say about the chocolate).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)
I made biscuits for the meeting I was meant to hold
in my new position. They were pretty crappy looking, but much to my surprise, popular
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)
How many different ways are there to hold biscuits?
Have I missed the point again?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)
I made some a few nights ago
they came out extremely gooey, like Ben's Cookies. Nomitty nom. I don't have the excuse of making them for someone else.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:08, Reply)
Enjoy
www.dan-dare.org/FreeFun/Games/More/NewMarioFlash.htm
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)
I feel like I could conquer the world after that dinner.
Nomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

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