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I managed to have a good lie in today so I'm full of beans.
I'm going to go through my clothes and throw away everything I know I won't wear then I'll have more room for what I do wear. Black t-shirts and jeans ftw.
What are you up to?
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 10:06,
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I'm just about to go in to work
and vigorously beat my brain with SCIENCE in order to fill this stupid PhD application in. And. I. Don't. WANNA. *tantrums*
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berk, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 10:29,
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Hahaha! I'm thick so don't have to do stuff like that.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 10:35,
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ooh, good luck
I'm trying to convince my brain that it doesn't want a day off and I need to mark more work. I haven't had a day without at least some work for something like 2 1/2 weeks, I think it just wants a little rest, but it's gonna have to wait at least another week
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 10:52,
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oooh! found me a classic bit of plagerism
student has not even read what she's copy and pasted - there's a reference to an earlier part of the website!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 12:19,
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And this is why I teach key stage 1 (5 - 7 year olds)
Marking consists of 'well done, you didn't stick the pencil up your nose'.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Nov 2010, 14:48,
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That's why I've gone for foundation.
Well done that line shows you are very advanced in your mark making stage.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 14:59,
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i think that might have to go in some of the reports this year
:(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:01,
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Listening to The Psychonauts and Dr Octagon
mid 90s hip hop. Heavy on the wicky wicky.
Want linkypoos?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 10:56,
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Ay! I love me a bit of wicky wicky on a Sunday morning : )
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 10:57,
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Dr Octagon- Bear Witness:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmZZjvYxQAoProduced by Automator with skratches by Q-Bert. DJ Shadow scratched on the follow up, Bear Witness II by Handsome Boy Modeling School:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjO4uxEYE74Psychonauts essential mix from 1996:
soundcloud.com/das-boy/the-psychonauts-essential-mix-bbc-radio-1-1996-12-15
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 11:01,
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Ha! the first track I have on a mix cd somewhere.
The second one I like and the psychonauts I'm going to listen to in a bit when I do my ironing.
Thanks mate.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 11:08,
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The Psychonauts EM is mixed on four technics.
It is very, very good. Loads of Mo' Wax classics in there.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 11:10,
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Remembering
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 11:05,
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melancholy
or nostalgia
or both?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 11:07,
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The dead...
And the living.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 11:08,
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Mainly the living though?
Unless you had a relative in the war?
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 11:09,
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I think the point is to remember
anyone who made any kind of sacrifice.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 11:12,
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My mum said she sacrificed herself for us.
But I think my grandad had more of a stake than that, bless him.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 11:15,
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I sacrificed the other day,
I had three quid but I wanted to buy 5 cans of 'V' drink, which are 99p each, and it was a corner shop so they don't really accept card. It was raining so I went to the cashpoint but I got wet and there was a granny before me who was pressing every single button before realising that she needs her card to put in the machine and they don't accept Tesco Club Cards and I was getting wetter and wetter until eventually I walked off with her on the phone to customer support to ask them what time the cashpoint closes and if they're open on weekends... and so I only had three cans of 'V' instead.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 14:01,
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*wells up*
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 14:15,
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I completely forgot it was remebrance sunday
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 11:24,
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The irony
is overwhelming :P
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 11:27,
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playing with phone systems
Cos its work and I get paid for it
Boring for everyon else though..
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CheatingRabbit, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 14:15,
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Long lie-in.
Spent the morning in bed with, at various times: my gorgeous baby, my wonderful catface, some very chavvy trashy magazines and a massive packet of jellybeans (THANK YOU LUSTY, YOU ROCK!).
Right now I'm sampling wine wot I bought down the Co-op for the wedding and getting ready to cook dinner for the in-laws to be.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 14:25,
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getting over my close encounter with the rapist last night,
finishing off my assignment and burning dvds. Then later I will do Dozer's cv before going out for some beers.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 14:57,
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Rapist?
Update please Bobb?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:08,
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I got molested by a man called felix who was off his tits on madman at a boxing party.
Congratulations btw my dear.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:08,
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Felix is a name for cats and respectable gentlemen.
He sounds like neither. And thank you mister!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:17,
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Lazy day with the fiance!
The modern age bit me on the arse last night. Facebook told me my grandad had died. It's fine, I knew he didn't have long and I have a spare grandad anyway. It's just that my dad was deliberately keeping it from me so that I could enjoy my engagement weekend. Oh well, my cousins wanted to share the news. It's ok. I'm happy the old fella's at peace and I'm having a perfect long weekend.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:07,
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facebook destroys subtlety and has no tact
sympathies
but also yay for engagements!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:14,
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Did he know about the engagement
is that what finished him off At least he left on a positive note.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:17,
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I haven't asked my Dad
But he was so happy
to be getting rid of me at the news that I'm almost certain that either him or the aunties will have told him.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:06,
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I've got a hangover.
Help.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:22,
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own.silly.fault
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:26,
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Alright Crunchy
What did you do this weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:28,
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work
you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:29,
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Drink mostly.
When do you find out if your job becomes perm?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:30,
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Possibly this week
also this week, application for the other job goes in the post. Exciting times
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:37,
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That is exciting!
What would be the dream? Stay where you are, or move?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:41,
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out of these two jobs I *think* I'd like to stay in the one I have
the dream is a university, preferably somewhere in England. Even more preferably in the south east somewhere
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:43,
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But what about the pub quiz?
If you moved to SE England you'd have one hell of a journey to the quiz!
Are you in a Uni now?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:46,
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haha, I think I'd find another pub quiz
there are many, I understand.
Not managed to get into a uni, yet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:52,
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So are you teaching A-levelly-type things at the moment?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:56,
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mostly, yeah
it's pretty cool to be fair. It's a shit load of work, but it's hectic in a fun/unpredictable way. The bad bit are mostly the admin, which takes up crazy amounts of time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:05,
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Well I hope you get the job you want, where you want it and everything goes well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:10,
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cheers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:13,
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I'm too nice sometimes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:17,
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Still?
You're a silly boy.
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berk, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:30,
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To be fair berk
It was quite a session.
How are you at the moment? A bit more chipper than you were last week?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:32,
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It varies
I'm crazy busy with PhD applications at the moment, which is keeping my mind off it. No doubt come this friday when I'll have submitted them I will be miserable and conflicted all over again, but there we go.
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berk, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:34,
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Do anything fun over the weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:37,
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Just got in from dropping off my little'un.
Having a beer and a joint and listening to a Rat Surf Radio podcast on garagepunk.com.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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Alright Monty
I'm watching darts. I might have another snooze in a minute.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:41,
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Alright Monty?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:45,
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Grand, thank you, Plummers. You?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:47,
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Nae bad.
Listening to the Psychonauts again.
Their EM from 1996. You'd love it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:48,
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I've shared the bill with them at Turnmills a couple of times.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:50,
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Was that in their Mo Wax days?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:52,
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No idea, sorry...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:54,
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Most people call that 'going Dutch'.
Sorry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:52,
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Oh Jeff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:54,
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Oh Carol.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:55,
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Oh Julie.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:56,
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I forget your name.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:58,
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Oh come ye, oh come ye, to Beth
lehem
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 15:59,
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How was the 60th?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:09,
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Was it Montys birthday this weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:09,
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Yeah, didn't you know?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:15,
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No.
He probably forgot to mention it, what with his reliance on medication and his age.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:16,
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I've heard he's in his 70s
But he lies because he only looks 60.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:18,
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He is stuck in the 70s
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:20,
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I am trying to piece together last night.
I am also quite despondent about the fact my mates can't be up here every weekend.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:10,
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Where did your night start?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:14,
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It started at eleven yesterday morning.
And finished around eight this morning. I was in my mate's hotel room and thought we were in Rome. There was football in the middle at 3pm but all I remember is that I had perfect double vision and thought it was hilarious that there were about forty players on the pitch. The rest is a mystery. My student mates just phoned me to check I'm alive, thanks ketamine.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:24,
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you need to work on point to point transporters
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:14,
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what does
[@] mean?
is it something rude?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 16:14,
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phew, that was a close one
I thought b3ta was borken
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:24,
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Were you almost forced to speak to people in the real world?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:25,
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almost
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:26,
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What are you doing this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:30,
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work!
well actually watching a bit of TV and for some reason trying not to vomit
you still hungover?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:31,
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Not so much hungover at the moment
Just a bit tired and achey.
I'm going to cook a steak in a few hours, after I've had a bath.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:32,
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I had a little nap
then woke up and wanted food. Sadly tonight is not unhealthy food night. So I'm ebaying instead
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:31,
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What food did you get?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:32,
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yesterday I bought homous (lemon and coriander)
with breadsticks to dip in it, frankfurters, some couscous and some little pitta flatbreads I know I won't eat
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:37,
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Well simmer the frankfuters have that them with the flatbread.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:41,
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I don't really like bread
stay away from eating it, but it looks filling and sort of nutritious. The frankfurters definitely though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:01,
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again
are you addicted?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:33,
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Is Amberl addicted to sleep, food or ebay?
I tend to eat and sleep most days too!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:34,
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the ebay bit!
although this weekend I've been failing to eat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:35,
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probably haha
I do love ebay for small things. Just got another scarve
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:37,
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What is the most expensive thing you've ever bought on ebay?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:39,
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probably a dress
for about £50. Usually the purchases are under £10. Though I once paid £60 for combined shoes/bag
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:45,
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Are they shoes that double up as a bag?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:47,
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matching
generally though things will be below ten pounds
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:56,
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What has been the best bargain?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:04,
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the dress I got for £50
I had been looking for for ages, and was originally about £300, and pretty much unused.
I also bought an amazing pair of shoes for about five pounds and an Armani dress for about seven pounds which has become a wardrobe staple because it can be chucked on for black tie dinners without all of the fussing around with accessories that my other nice dresses require.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:13,
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Luckily I'm neither a dress wearer or a size for wearing designer stuff.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:20,
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I like dresses
I've put on weight on my hips recently and it makes it difficult to wear jeans without boking resulting.
And designer stuff is made for your height, not shortarses like me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:29,
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Not my build though.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:30,
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well depends what you like
but some people just aren't dress people- like I feel uncomfortable in skirts
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:40,
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I need to watch you find these things
or delegate you to find me some nice designer stuff.
How goes it, tits?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:34,
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I have an excellent tip
shop late at night for stuff other insomniacs have put up. No-one ever outbids you at 3am. Most of the best bargains I've got have been because no-one else was awake.
I'm also good thanks got a nice text, yourself?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:38,
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I'm going to have a quick look now.
I got some of the Disney Villains MAC collection today :D :D :D
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:39,
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also set your parameters
size/designer/colour etc and search within them for three days back, and add stuff to your watch list that ends at odd times.
What did you get?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:42,
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A lightish purple eyeshadow- part of the Evil Queen from Snow White collection.
The Maleficent mineralise eyeshadows looked beautiful but they'd sold out :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:47,
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I got everything done that I wanted today so I'm a happy bunny.
But that's only because Jeff wasn't around to force me into drinking in the evening.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:55,
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That's because I was out
drinking.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:56,
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haha!
Hung by your own petard.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 17:59,
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What have you got on this week Blousie?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:04,
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Nuffin : (
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:05,
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Well make a plan and do something!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:06,
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You're not the boss of me.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:07,
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Don't you oppress me.
Ni!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:09,
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wILL You two just fuck and get it over with.
The rest of us have lived vicariously through your lovefest for too long.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:11,
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I say! That's rather strong.
We're just having a laugh.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:12,
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I wrote it with a huge grin on my face, I haven't got this playful online banter thing down yet.
I think it's cute.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyXzwtIlZyg
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:13,
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I might flirt with you one day if you're lucky.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:18,
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I'm still in shock after being molested last night. I would probably cry and hide.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:20,
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Yeah! most people I flirt with do.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:20,
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remember Blousie
it's difficult for some to catch nuance
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:14,
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Evening Bob
Any more text messages with your new bird?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:14,
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she's not my new bird. A couple yeah. Seeing her tomorrow so not being a phone gimp.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:15,
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Just a general gimp?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:16,
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worked so far
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:17,
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Do your friends always laugh at your jokes?
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:11,
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Never.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:13,
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Then they're good friends.
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girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:16,
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good imaginary
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:17,
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