Half and half
all the better for having submitted this PhD application I've been battering my brains over for the past 10 days, not entirely that great for having been texted at gone midnight by the boyf/ex who was angry and upset about something I'd written on here. Well...don't bloody spy on me then!
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:36, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't see why.
You've said nothing but good things about him.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:38, Reply)

He seems to think differently
to be fair, he caught me in a lie as I said one thing to him and then another on here. I shouldn't have lied and I knew it at the time, knew I was wrong and apologised. But still...don't fucking spy on me!
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:42, Reply)

That reminds me, *changes name around*.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Is he a b3tan?
If not, tell him to cock off as expicitly as you like.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:40, Reply)

No, I don't think he is
he'd just gone back and read nearly a month of my posts.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Sounds a bit of an arsehole tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)

He does
But I can see myself doing something similar in all honesty.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

So can I, but I just won't admit it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I cannot deny it
If I knew my girly had an online alter ego I admit I couldn't resist having a little peak. Whilst being massively endowed. I have to come clean, my conscience won't allow me to stay silent!
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Once again, proof that a conscience is a bad thing
I'm glad I got rid of mine!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:45, Reply)

That's just weird
I know he's a member of numerous forums - fora? - and I just wouldn't. I mean, why would you? I wouldn't read his texts or emails or hack his facebook account, and it more or less is the same thing, except that what I've posted on here is in the public domain, I guess.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

But would you be tempted, and just held back by a sense of decency?
Or would you really rather not know? (If the latter, then you're almost certainly a less jealous and less paranoid person than djtp and me...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I suppose if I had cause
to think he was cheating or there was some sort of shenaniganery going on, I might be tempted. But it's highly unlikely that I would. I'm far too placid to be a bunny boiler even when provoked.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

But what about when ravenously hungry?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Not then, either
there are better ways to cook bunnies than to boil them.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

There is only one thing that turns me into a bunny boiler.
And that's lies.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

:/
I did lie. I told him I was busy with stuff at home and then went out for a drink with someone else. He wouldn't have known this, however, if he hadn't been trawling through weeks and weeks of my posts.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Naughty berk.
Mind you it was only a little white one. I'm talking big lies.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Now I think about it, my last but one ex was always on
a music forum and I didn't look at her stuff (even though she looked at mine on b3ta). I suppose ultimately I just wanted to share my massive endowment.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Me too
If he's upset this isn't surprising behaviour.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Well if he's poorly endowed
he should be blaming his parents not you. That was what you said the problem was right?
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Hehe no
there were no problems in that particular arena. I told him I had stuff to do at home and then went out for a drink with a friend.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:50, Reply)

It's probably bad of me, but
I like this.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Woo! for PhD application
And antiWoo for being stalked...I fear you may not be alone in this respect as our head-of-division sent an email round yesterday about internet confidentiality on twatter, facebook etc with the overall message of "think before you post." Now I've no reason to suspect he's found b3ta and linked this account back to me, but it's got me watching my back a little more than usual.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Antiwoo eh?
Ah well, it only lasts a fraction of a second apparently...
It's just so wholly unpleasant having to think 'oh well, I'd better not say that in case he's checking up on me and it upsets him' - I ought to be able to say what I like and for him not to be damn well eavesdropping, but I still care enough not to want to hurt him any more than I already have done.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I wish other people thought like you.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Play him at his own game
Borrow someone's sockpuppet account for a couple of weeks and post whatever you would normally; log back in as berk occasionally to post something like "Oh, I feel bad, I didn't mean to hurt him but it wasn't working" and just keep up the pretence until he stops paying attention.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I can't be arsed
and I shouldn't have to. If he continues to read my posts however I may consider it.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

You're right, you shouldn't have to
But similarly you shouldn't have to miss out on the joy of talking to all your internet-weirdo-chums just because of his petty paranoia.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Or you could just type the following
Fuck off and grow up you fucking knobber.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Ha! This is also a viable option

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

The only option I think
I'm assuming that berk's chap is over 12 years old and hence should be able to MTFU
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)