off to a party tomorrow
It's fancy dress and you have to go as something beginning with S

Currently I'm going as a swashbuckler. Mainly because it's an excuse to be a pirate again.

Any other ideas (other than not going, you grouchy people. BTW this is not a larper party. It will be largely attended by normals)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:00, 40 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go as Sandra Dee.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

from greece?
or am i thinking of someone else?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Google is your friend.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

OK
that has confirmed I don't know who she is
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

She was a fifties movie star.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

You'll be able to introduce yourself by singing
'Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee'

(This is gayest thing i've ever posted here, I feel a bit sick).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:11, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

ohh:(
you didn't join in my laughing contest
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Grease, darling
wear those tight ass pants and leather jacket and do your hair and oh boy, you'd be smokin'
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

not sure I can pull that off

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Zombie!
Yes I know it doesn't begin with an S but I like zombies.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

tempting
I have latex and scruffy old clothes.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Enough about your S&M collection

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Go as Shannon Matthews.
Get to the party, then go and hide under the bed all night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Go in a wheelchair, drink everything through a straw
Superman!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Suicide bomber?
I was going to post a stereo-typical description of what I think a suicide bomber would wear, but i'd probably end up in the Daily Mail.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:20, Reply)

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Abs-solutely

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Go as a Golgothan

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

*googles*
:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

If you've got massive tits and a big lump on your lip
You could go as Sarah Beeny.

(It would be more convincing if during the party, you could go from being heavily pregnant to not pregnant and back again).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Go as a slapper.
At least you'll be popular.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)

the bad news is, I'm not sure whether there are going to be many people there
precious little opportunity for slappering about :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

You seem like quite a chirpy individual.
Why not go as a happy-slapper?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Lie down on the floor eating painkillers
et voilia: Sciatica
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Shop fitter.
Get a hard hat, a tool box, a high-vis jacket and safety boots.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Wear a helmet and rum around headbutting other partygoers.
Spermatazoa.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)

oh my god i am bored
out of my mind. Am I the only person on earth not doing ANYTHING fun right now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I'm not either
Got nothing to do tonight

Tomorrow, however, is my birthday, and there is a mysteriously light package from my parents I really want to open and see what it is
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)

well tomorrow exciting things will happen
it being your birthday and all, so you're allowed to do exciting things today. LIke opening your presents early

happy birthday for tomorrow!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

It's getting opened on the dot of midnight
But no sooner. Already cheated slightly by looking at the amazon invoice for one of the gift wrapped ones... (they really should put those inside the wrapping to remove the temptation...)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)

what do you reckon it is?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Not sure
If mum packed it, probably a balloon or something equally silly (but overall awesome) (it says "do not open with knife" on the box, so this is the main theory at the mo).

If it was dad, its probably a cheque in a massive empty box, just to take the piss.

Got something smaller (a book) from amazon from them already, but this being my 21st, there's probably something else too.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Stalin or a sumo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

or a sumo stalin

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Start eating cakes and practicing your Russian

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Saint: easy, halo and a gown and you can work the room performing miracles.
Slinky: just wind tinsel round yourself in a spiral. At some point you may have to tip yourself arse over tit down the stairs for full effect.

Saddam: noose, beard/moustache, military look or trial suit, lots of options with this.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)