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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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rachelswipe with EVERY MAN WITH A FUNCTIONAL PENIS
singing "What What" by Samwell
In the Library
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
"with a functional penis"
well, that's you out for starters, old buddy old pal.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Hahaha!
I'm matching him with Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I AM AMAZED
i would have bet my SLK on you pairing yourself with monty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
He's out of my league and my atrocious spelling would drive him insane.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
i might actually have to put you with psychochomp
sorry, but there is some simmering tension there which is probably best banged away.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Haha!
Chompy wouldn't touch me with a ten foot barge pole.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
i very much doubt his barge pole is ten foot

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I only sleep with graduates.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I did actually go to Polytechnic for three years to study a BA hons.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
anyway enough of this shit
what about ME? who do I get to bone senseless??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
*volunteers*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
The one with the chickens whose name I keep forgetting.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
PJM?
s
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Colonel Dracula

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
I'm aware, but I was quite happy with my joke

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
That's the one.
He's an accountant isn't he and seems like a lovely bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
he really does
well done, i approve of your skills.

shame he might get his chicken to hunt you down and kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
marvellous!
where do i go to collect my prize? and have you drugged him up enough to enable me to collect him??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I'll send the boys with the van for him.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I echo swipe
in demanding an answer
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I can't believe you think poly's count.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
A BA is a BA wherever it's studied.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Do you pity the fools who don't rate the polytechnic?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
didn't you go to Leicester?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Nope. Reading.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)
You went to Polytechnic to study the black bloke from the A-Team
hon-estly?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Chompy would crawl on his hands and knees over a mile of broken glass just to wank on your shadow.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
totally stealing this line
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Monty wouldn't want me
he's far too in LURVE with his GIRLFRIEND.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Ahem
GIRLFRIEND GIIIIIRRRRRRRLLLLFFFRRIIIIIIIEEEEEENNNNND
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
*head bobs*
*finger snaps*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Much better than fingering bob and snapping your head.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
You have just ruined Fingerbobs for me.
I hate you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
And yet you still profess to not be a gayer...I think the lab doth protesteth too much ,)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I always mock Lusty with the aforementioned primary school teasing.
She blushes, giggles, then tells me to shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Who gives and who takes?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Unlike one-armed butlers.
They can give it out alright, but can they take it? No.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

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