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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm seriously thinking of starting a B3ta matchmaking club.
Girls and boys send me pics and details and I match everyone up and bask in the warm feeling of everyone on here being happy and contended.

Good idea?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:28, 391 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
depends on who you match with who, really.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)
It would all be down to my women's intuition.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)
how good is your intuition?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Quite good actually as long as it's not about me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
*lights pipe*
*sits back and reserves judgement*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Sounds like a great idea!
What about us taken types? Do we get a what if?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)
You get to go home to your wonderful partners safe in the knowledge that you don't have to go through this crap anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)
It could be as a mates you have never met kind of thing
Dont worry, I'm not gunning for someone else here!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)
... or you could run a b3ta affair site on the side.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)
I would never stoop so low.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)
there's little point in having moral standards on here.
It's about as much us as mudflaps on a tortoise.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Haha!
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Judging from the howling success the people I've hooked up with me have been, and how good they've all been for my self esteem
I might back out from this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Getting someone picked for you
might break this cycle though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)
*gazzes cock*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Why did you just e-mail Bob?
hang on, I've misunderstood haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)
alright Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)
I am- you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
I think you need to gaz a photo of it
rather than the item itself, or at the very least it's going to smart a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)
No

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)
*obvious post is obvious*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)
It's a pretty good idea :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I'm matching you with this inanimate carbon rod

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Well I do like pencils

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)
what, as opposed to all those animate ones?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Yes, exactly

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
sod that
just tell us who you'd pair together. as it's for fun, and hypothetical, just pretend that everyone is single.

GO!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)
^ this is an even better idea!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)
haha, this could actually be amusing
in a vaguely scary way.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)
this is a GREAT idea and everyone knows it!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
yes, but in theory, so was Communism.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
this is a much better idea than communism
and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Hahaha!
Let me think.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I dread to think!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
How about Amberl and Bob?
Both students, they could have a romantic evening of Super noodles and chicken nuggets.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Washed down with a bottle of sainsburys finest lambrini

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
No thanks,
no offence to Bob but there's an age difference and an outlook difference
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
It's supposed to be a bit of fun!
I can hear his tears all the way from South Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
You do have a horrible right wing mindset it's true.
And you're a bit old.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
compared to me?
the right wing, not the age thing. i know i am a crone compared to amberl!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
It's all right
Al just doesn't like me, which is fair enough.

I'm not that massively right wing, but yeah I voted Tory
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
WORSE THAN HITLER.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
i'm massive AND right wing
i'm surprised he loves me as much as he does!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
You're not merely right wing
I expect you think Mussolini was dangerously liberal.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
She reckons Pat Buchanan is a little bit wishy washy.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
pop that Che Guavera t-shirt back on

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
rachelswipe with EVERY MAN WITH A FUNCTIONAL PENIS
singing "What What" by Samwell
In the Library
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
"with a functional penis"
well, that's you out for starters, old buddy old pal.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Hahaha!
I'm matching him with Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I AM AMAZED
i would have bet my SLK on you pairing yourself with monty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
He's out of my league and my atrocious spelling would drive him insane.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
i might actually have to put you with psychochomp
sorry, but there is some simmering tension there which is probably best banged away.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Haha!
Chompy wouldn't touch me with a ten foot barge pole.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
i very much doubt his barge pole is ten foot

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I only sleep with graduates.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I did actually go to Polytechnic for three years to study a BA hons.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
anyway enough of this shit
what about ME? who do I get to bone senseless??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
*volunteers*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
The one with the chickens whose name I keep forgetting.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
PJM?
s
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Colonel Dracula

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
I'm aware, but I was quite happy with my joke

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
That's the one.
He's an accountant isn't he and seems like a lovely bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
he really does
well done, i approve of your skills.

shame he might get his chicken to hunt you down and kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
marvellous!
where do i go to collect my prize? and have you drugged him up enough to enable me to collect him??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I'll send the boys with the van for him.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I echo swipe
in demanding an answer
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I can't believe you think poly's count.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
A BA is a BA wherever it's studied.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Do you pity the fools who don't rate the polytechnic?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
didn't you go to Leicester?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Nope. Reading.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)
You went to Polytechnic to study the black bloke from the A-Team
hon-estly?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Chompy would crawl on his hands and knees over a mile of broken glass just to wank on your shadow.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
totally stealing this line
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Monty wouldn't want me
he's far too in LURVE with his GIRLFRIEND.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Ahem
GIRLFRIEND GIIIIIRRRRRRRLLLLFFFRRIIIIIIIEEEEEENNNNND
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
*head bobs*
*finger snaps*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Much better than fingering bob and snapping your head.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
You have just ruined Fingerbobs for me.
I hate you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
And yet you still profess to not be a gayer...I think the lab doth protesteth too much ,)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I always mock Lusty with the aforementioned primary school teasing.
She blushes, giggles, then tells me to shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Who gives and who takes?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Unlike one-armed butlers.
They can give it out alright, but can they take it? No.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
It's certainly no worse
than any of the other ideas I've had regarding my lovelife lately. DJTP and Monty are taken though sadly...
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
How was the soup today berk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Tastier than I thought it'd be
as I discovered when preparing it that I'm not overly keen on the taste of pumpkin. So I chucked some lentils and spicy sausage in it and it was vastly improved.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Adding sausage to things can only result in an improvement.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
except concrete.
but, I'm with you generally.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Sausage concrete would be good!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Addition of cheese or sausage
will improve just about anything unless you'd normally have it for dessert. And sometimes even then, too.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Am I the only one who likes cheese in bacon sandwiches?
My friend looked at me like I was literally mental.

EDIT: Excellent. She's the one made of wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Nope - cheese is a great addition to bacon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
cheese and bacon clearly go together.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Lordy no
cheese + bacon = win.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Wait a minute
You're Jewish...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Not in the biblical sense.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Paternal grandfather was a Jew.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
then you aren't Jewish at all, it's a maternal thing, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Or a chosen belief thing, no?
Or am I a bit liberal/naive in thinking that whatever religion you follow is you're own damn choice?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
There are various flavours of Judaism
some allow for conversion, but I think most don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I don't think so, not with orthodox Jews
because it's considered an ethnicity and almost a nationality as well as a religion. I think you can convert but I'm not sure if that's as "accepted" as the maternal line.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I understand this happens
But it's still wrong. Religious beliefs should be a personal choice, and shouldn't be comparable to nationality.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Yes, I'm not Jewish at all
but SOME PEOPLE have decided I'm a Jew and take the shit out of me for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Ahhh
I just kept seeing you mention about being a Jew, usually when you talk about being good with money.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Nonsense
you don't take anything from a Jew.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Hahah.
Go on then, fire away. I'll tell you now though, I'm not having a go on Crow.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
lies, you're mad for Crow cock.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Crow cock Crocop
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
He looks a bit like a less-cross Henry Rollins.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Anyway enough of this, FIND ME A WOMAN.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)
cooooieee!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
everyones all the way over there :((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Good weekend K?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
not really
a friend told me my landlord is going to kick me and another roommate out if she gets this new job she's applied for
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
That's awful.
I thought your landlord was your mate and you and her got on well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
me too
but I think it's more of she just wants the place to herself
it sucks because I wish she would've just told me about it, I'm not sure if she was just venting or being serious, either way it just sucks
it's virtually impossible to find a place that cheap where I can have my dog
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Is going back to your folks place for a bit and saving some money an option?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
not with my dog
guess it's time to really make a change, maybe I can go back packing across europe
do they sell eukanuba dog food there?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
That's a shame.
Have you spoken to your landlord yet to discuss this, or are you only able to go on the word of a mutual friend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
just going to wait it out, start saving some money, be prepared in case it happens
it just really fucking sucks because it's christmas coming up soon and it will be hard to save up
plus the rent on most places I've seen is twice what I pay now
and I don't want to get rid of my dog :'((((
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
yeah, but you can't bring your dog to the UK.
Rabies and that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Yeah, they'd never think of doing quarantine and rabies shots. Crazy idea. Not the best if you're going to be travelling though anyway as she'd cost you a fortune K

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
6 months quarantine
would rather fuck up a backpacking holiday, no?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Probably not as much as having to find a certified vet everytime you go to a different country in europe and having to give the correct flea and worm products, possibly overdosing the animal if you do it over several days as well.
Quarantine can be done before you go, some states allow home quarantine as well. Still damn expensive though.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
sad times

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
If you definitely can't stay in your current place, how about asking new landlord if you can keep Echo, but agree that you'll pay for any damage - have photographic evidence before you move in - and you'll have the carpets professionally cleaned when you
move out? Gotta be worth a try? Or make current landlord a tasty cake and tell her you're staying and so is echo.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I actually bought a bloody carpet cleaner for current abode, am trying to make arrangements to repair a step
she and the other dog tore up outside, and have offered to replace the carpet in the living room.

I can definitely understand where she's had to deal with a lot with the dogs and such, but to be fair, I've done more help than damage and it seems the other tennant is content to tear the place up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)
I'm just thinking if she wants an excuse to get rid of you or if new landlord wants an excuse to not take you on then it'd most likely be because of her.
It's good that you've preempted this stuff already though. How about going down the cake/bacon route until she's in a better mood? The other tenant sounds like a bit of a twat tbh
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
she really really is, it feels like I'm being punished for her lack of responsibility
but oh well, life goes on
I'll do what I have to, and it'll probably be better in the long run anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Smooshes

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Aw sorry hun!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
GREAT IDEA
I'm looking forward to this.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Good because your with me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
JUST TEXT HER YOU BLOODY IDIOT

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
but he doesn't have my number...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
It's probably easier to get the codes to launch a nuclear strike than it is to get your number.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
i'm very discerning
try any phonebox in soho
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Is that why you need your high-powered city job so you can afford to have all those business cards printed?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
It would be a week of fun
Followed by six months of everyone on here sulking at everyone else for posting on B3ta all the time rather than spending time with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
This place would be dead.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Aw, internet wrong 'uns
sat side by side on the sofa, in silence, alt-tabbing between b3ta and Warcraft. The only time they actually speak to each other it's via Ventrilo.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Sounds heavenly

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I'm quite happy that I don't know what on earth Ventrilo is.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Sort of a voice forum thing.
used a lot in gaming but it's actually a decent bit of software.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Aww
Angry posting, brief sulking, then angry cybersex, all without having to move or speak. Another fun day in crippling undiagnosed Aspergers land.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Oh you terrible picture collector BGB!

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)
hehehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Question is, who would you match me with?
Disclaimer: Let me make this perfectly clear, I am heterosexual, and only have a thing for women. That is all

EDIT: Come on, you've met me, do you really need details?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)
You couldn't go out with a guy anyway
you wouldn't be able to steal their makeup.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I DON'T STEAL MAKEUP!
I always give it back
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Hang on, I've totally realised
this is just a scam to get pictures of people, isn't it? Sneaky.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
yeah but i fixed that!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
So go on Blousie, give us yer list.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

give show
list tits
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
It's very difficult as there are lots of people on here I know very little about.
Hence the need to some basic info.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Yeah but you know me right?
So hook a player up already.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
You and applebite.
I say go for the big prize.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Pfft.
Put some effort in, woman.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
You and Berk

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
I appreciate the effort, AA, I really do,
but don't you think it's a little bit rude to butt in and steal Blousie's thunder? Hmmm?

Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
OK
*puts on yellow t shirt and sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
My eyes... MY EYES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)
*escapes*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
wow, this thread is pretty much a total failure then.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Haters gonna hate chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/well-fuck-your-shit.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Who would you set me up with, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
bert

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
To be honest I don't really think there is anyone on here good enough for you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
There's a big wide world out there lamps.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
And I fucking hate it all.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)
: (
Now don't get all emo on me or I'll have to come down there and sort you out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)
*waggles eyebrows*
NOW I see your plan. Identify all the singletons and then pounce, eh? Fiendish.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Just call me Moriarty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Fnarr

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I had a bit of a shit weekend romantically
Forgive me if I'm not all sunshine and rainbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)
You haven't been sunshine and rainbows for so long I'm forgetting what it's like.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Was I ever sunshine and rainbows on here?
Shit started going really wrong in May of this year, but it's not been good for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Gaz me if you want to talk.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Thank you honey. I will do.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Gaz me if you want disinterested sarcastic replies.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
That's why I'm gazzing Wookiee.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
:(((((
He's stealing my USP
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Bwahahahahah.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
What's a USP?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Unique selling point.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
UNiversal Self-Loading Pistol
A true H&K classic, chambered in .45ACP.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
self-loathing more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Unique selling point.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Poor you.
I am stealing your life.

Specs - check
NHS employee - check
Milton Keynes - I'll let you keep that one.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Cheer up, chuckie
Things will get better.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I used to be good at ensnaring men
especially the innocent type.

Hope your man problem sorts itself out. Don't go anywhere near people called Rob. Trust me on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)
: /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I know a Rob
he's hot, smart and lovely. Alas he is also in possession of a hot, blond, tall girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Dave!


Sorry, forgot the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
There's no need to encourage paedophilia.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Ah, I see.
I thought you meant b3tan Dave!

who is about 12. Or at least acts it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Hello Daaaaaaaave!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Yeah.
Come on Blousie, we need answers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Well you and Berk I have set up but I'm saying with whom.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
It's you, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Eh?
Am I being volunteered for lesbianism?
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
they have conscription for that now.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Lesbianism?
Nah, I was just thinking of an updated Hansel & Gretel type story
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Hahaha! no don't worry hon.
He's all man and lovely with it : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Wookie?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Ah - I read that wrong
I thought AA was saying you'd matched me with you. Who am I matched with, then?
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
I want to know who Blousie has lined up for me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Why don't you use your fantastic powers of deduction.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
It's you isn't it Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)
*blushes*
I couldn't possibly say.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I wish you two would just get on with it!

(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
(Think you got your prepositions jumbled up there)

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Due to this post dripping sarcasm, am I to assume that Jeff and Berk would be the couple?
If that's the case, ARE YOU CALLING BERK A DOG? You sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)
You really have no idea AA.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
That's pretty common

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)
No, you're pretty common.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I thought I was rather rare
My illusion has been shattered!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
oooh I think I can guess

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Do tell
I'm oblivious and slightly bewildered..
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I'll leave it to Blousie
but if I'm right I'll be pleased with myself
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
All b3ta men are shit
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
it's true, we are.

Edit - What's Gonz done to you, though?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Gonz is more like a puppy than a man

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I did think that as I typed it
that he probably doesn't count. But it seemed harsh to say.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Alright Badger

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Badger, I'm not sure why this is relevant, but I think you need to see it.
So without further ado:


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Grooming ahoy!

(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)
It's in the name.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
hahaha
Love It!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)
But some are less shit than others.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
this,TGB
^ so very much this ^
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)
ahem
not the case

some of us are solid fucking gold
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)
yes but you're taken
the truest phrase in the world be this:

MEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPACES. THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN. THE REST ARE HANDICAPPED.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Hahaha!
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
or like public loos
Vacant, engaged or full of shit
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I don't know.
it'd be amusing for sure, but... I don't know if the person I get paired with would want to bepaired with me!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Any guy would be lucky to be paired with you

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Did you have a nice weekend Poppet?
Also, there might be snow up north later this week!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Had a lovely weekend ta.
been exploring stratford on Avonthis morning, just eating lunch now while I try to upload photos.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Where is next on your list of places to go?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)
London.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I got your gaz btw
sorry I didn't reply - as it happened I was busy yesterday anyway. If you're passing through Birmingham at any point, give me a shout - if not, are you going to the Bristol bash in a couple of weeks?
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
No I'm not going to Bristol unfortunately,
but I'll be in birmingham with a friend on the 7th/8th of dec with another friend if you wanted to have a cup of coffee before I go to oxford?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Sure!
I'm sure I can bunk off work early on the 8th to show you the sights and sounds - if you've not already seen them! :)
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)
we could meet up in the morning if it's easier for you.
And you could meet my friend I'm staying with then. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Ah, mornings are more tricky
I could possibly do tuesday morning, but I'd only be free til about 10am. Or tuesday evening after about 8:30pm, or wednesday 4-6:30pm-ish? Sorry to be a pain!
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)
you're not being a pain at all.
What I'll do is I'll call my friend and see what he says, and then I'll call you if you gaz me your number. Sound good?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Yep :)
gaz is on it's way!
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
are you still with Lab?
Tell him he has a stupid face
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
How many months after this service went live would you expect the first murder to happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I would expect days rather than months tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I don't think they would be murders.
I can just see you putting people together, them arguing and then putting each other on 'Ignore'.

So they just blank each other for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Nah! don't judge people by my rantings on here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Who would you pair me with?
Details and photos in my profile :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Give me your educational background.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)
He can rite gud. Isnt dat enuff?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Maxi's easy
just pair him with someone else who moans about being fat when they totally aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
See: Lampito, Rswipe, BGB, Aber, etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Woman thing innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)
I'm not sure
if this means I'm actually fat, or I don't moan about it as much as people
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
You're one of the etcs

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I'm not sure
that I DO moan about being fat. About loads of other things, granted...
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Good point, sorry about that

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)
haven't seen Kitty or Applebite doing it either

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Having reread a few things, I'm aware that this is true.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)
They both ought to though
Proper sturdy lasses them two.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
you're not wrong
hirsute as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Tell me about it
I thought Kitty was being rude to me, but it turns out I wasn't speaking to the back of her head.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
a familiar experience

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I should have noticed sooner
It's not normal to wear a bra to support your shoulderblades.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
*attempts to telepathically communicate next joke so as not to get in trouble*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
*points to gaz page*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I still get told I'm fat!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Shut it, fatty.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
stop hanging around with blind lying cunts then.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Come on. Lip up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)
BSc (hons) Software Engineering

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Snugglesacks.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)
haha, oh, well played.
just watch out for MASSIVE INTERNET HARDMANNING from her mates.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I don't understand

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)
see below for illustration

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
SHE'S MINE BITCH!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Yeah, gwan
You know what I look like, mental age is about three times my physical age...what else do you need to know?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)
If she wasn't with Mark, I'd recommend Aber for you

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)
That's what I was thinking too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Poppet.
She's young, attractive, clever but with an artistic edge.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Under the /2+7 rule though, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I'm only 25...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
your appearance and personality scream "Old bastard" though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Hence "mental age is about three times my physical age"

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I put you as 3 years older in my head...
Even so, that puts it as 19 1/2.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Yes, well that makes your lower limit 19 and a half, doesn't it?

(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Oh, wait, hang on...
Poppet's only just finished school, hasn't she? (Memory's less reliable in my advancing years...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
She likes older men and I suspect she's more mature than most her age.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Suits me...
What's the going rate on first-class post for a live human?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I think she's 18 and a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I'm 19 in the first week of february.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Old enough then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
yeah it's great - I get back from my holiday in time for my birthday. :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
This sounds thoroughly disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
God you're growing up!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I know..
been reading here since I was about 14. signed up to post a couple of years after that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Splendid.
I'll send a carriage and have her brought to South London immediately. Tell the driver not to spare the horses.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
are you coming to the london bash I'm having this week?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Get in!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Oddly enough
About 20 seconds before you posted that, I received a text message which has basically freed up that evening for me. So yes, I think I just might.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
cool bananas.
I look forward to seeing you there then!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Crow is rubbish
don't hold out high hopes for him you'll only be disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
His hair is fucking awesome though.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
looking forward to meeting most b3tans though.
I've been reading their posts for a couple of years now so it'd be interesting to meet them in person.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
You're not helping your mature persona by saying cool bananas btw : D

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
ahaha I say it all the time.
I'm mature when I need to be.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I'm still waiting Blousie
you know all relevant facts and figures about me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)
We've run your profile through our computer
and your perfect match is Amberl....oh
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I wasn't sure there
if you were suggesting that I'm so odd the only person who matches with me is myself, indicating a severe case of narcissism, or whether the computer has matched you with me in a severe case of timewarp
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I was going for the first explanation

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I'm not that odd!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I know
poetic licence
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I'm all upset now!
I can't be waiting till time travel is invented
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
sorry
you'll just have to join the queue like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I'm not joining any queues
I don't care what OLIS says
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
you're with kitty!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
see above

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I had a rude dream about you the other night.
*shock horror*

But not so rude that clothes were removed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I say!
was there raspberry blowing involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
There might have been ; )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
*fans self*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Maybe the mighty badger.
He's handsome and seems on the ball mentally.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
You need to publish the full list Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I need pics and info.
Although this isn't a science, I do need a smattering of data.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Well most people won't send you stuff will they!
So post your list, based on what you are thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
You're not the boss of me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Don't you oppress me.
Ni!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
How dare you. On the ball, indeed.
Oh, wait, that was probably mostly a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
You are pretty old though...

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
"matured" is the phrase you are looking for.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Nice pick
but he'd be driven mad by lack of science knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I doubt it, I don't do relationships with scientists generally
I'd rather talk about other things most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I want to know who I'd get paired with!
/2 +7 rule = 25
BA IT Degree
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
For someone who's in a relationship you seem very keen to get paired up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Cheating sex is the best sex

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
This is not true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I've always preferred it
Relationship sex, while nice, becomes a little samey after a while (in my experience). Cheating sex has always been filthier.

EDIT: Single sex is great too.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
it's called masturbation, AA
you're not fooling anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I mean sex when you're single, haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
yes.
it's called masturbation.

admit it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
No chance!
Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Of course you realise this means you're a cunt.
/Daffy Duck
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I'm aware people think this
Something people never realise is that I will make my girlfriends happy, I treat them well, they never find out what I'm doing, and minus the cheating, I'm a pretty damn good boyfriend. So yes, I'm a cunt, I agree with you on that, but there are far bigger cunts in relationships than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I accept that there are far bigger cunts
But still, cheating = cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Fair play

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
^this
I accept there will be certain situations where it is less cunty but your blase attitude to it is a little worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
It's something I've done, but I hope to have put it behind me now
I'd like to think if I were to enter into a relationship now, I'd not do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)

will make my girlfriends happy, I treat them well, they never find out what I'm doing, and minus the cheating, I'm a pretty damn good boyfriend. So yes, I'm a cunt, I agree with you on that, but there are far bigger cunts in relationships than me need shooting in the face.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Oh no, most people realise I need shooting

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I'd opt with cunt sorry
cheating on someone with the espectation that they'll never find out and not feeling guilty is pretty bad
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
That's fair enough
As I say, a lot of people think that, and I don't blame them, but it's just not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Shouldn't you warn people
that if they get with you they face being cheated on? Maybe look for a relationship on open grounds
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I've always been honest about my past with them
And as I've put above, I do want to move on from it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Cheating dirty bum
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
If I was going to cheat
I most likely wouldnt be advertising it on here. I'm just intruiged is all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I was pulling your leg.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Thats OK then!
I try very hard on here not to come across as a cunt. I'm aware that I fail regularly!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
lold

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I prefer the term experienced
you young whippersnapper
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
All right then
What about me? As far as I know, no B3tans have met me yet, so this is a proper sight unseen matchmake.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Ooo! you look nice.
Maybe Lampito. I hope you like fun and lots of it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Fun is good
But I can't really do much drinking at the moment - my liver needs about a month to regenerate in between parties :/

Other types of fun are fine though...
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
And you're nice with the ladies but not a walkover?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I would like to think so
I also hate X factor if that makes any difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I think that goes without saying my friend

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Not important but good to know : )
Then I stand by my decision.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
If you really want him stalking
he's a student at my Uni.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Oh it's you is it?
I vaguely remember this conversation happening before. I'm not in your department though.

Edit: I'm slightly harder to stalk nowadays - for the last two years you could just have waited in the SU most nights. Now it's become shit, I only drop in occasionally. This may or may not also be due to the removal of the pool tables.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I could just run you on SAS and get everything ;)


disclaimer - there's no fucking way I'm actually doing that, I suspect that would be the very definition of "gross misconduct"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Thank fuck!
I was worried I was the youngest lad here!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Nope, you are the stupidest though

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Well, this is hardly news

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I would love to be in on this.
However /2 + 7 = 33 for me. NO WAY.
I need someone over 40 at least and definitely not demanding or expecting much.
I am nice though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

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