singing the wrong lyrics
I like to substitute 'In the Ghetto' with the words 'with a gecko'. Makes the song more interesting and less depressing.

What wrong lyrics do you sing? Either intentional or not.
originally posted in the QOTW suggestions, then I discovered THIS)
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 2:37, 15 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dance, lord, where-ever you maybe, for you are the lord of the dance settie (as in, a couch).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 7:01, Reply)

Isn't that a sketch from Lee and Herring?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

www.kissthisguy.com/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 8:01, Reply)

In The Look's hit, "I Am The Beat"
I always sing "When the master came to earth I made him dance", implying that music is better than Jesus. Turns out it's actually "martian".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 8:08, Reply)

I still think it sounds like "Poke her face"
Which is a bit explicit for kids to sing.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 8:19, Reply)

Vegetable the animals
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 8:32, Reply)

I'm hysterical, you see
The lyrics to Incubus - Drive go "So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive"

and I change it to "So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of The Hives". Like the band? You get it? No? Well FUCK YOU THEN!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 8:37, Reply)

You haven't done an alt Q and I'm stuck now as I have no answer for your question.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 8:38, Reply)

This ain't a scene it's a god damn arse face
also:

must be the reason why I'm king of my castle
must be the reason why I'm free to mud wrestle
must be the reason why I'm king of my castle
must be the reason why I'm naked examples of you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I'm a little man, but I'm also evil, also into cats?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 8:49, Reply)

bingo
their stuff is rife with easily misunderstandable lyrics
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Ever since I saw it on kissthisguy.com
the Ghostbusters theme has become 'who you gonna call? THOSE BASTARDS'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Haha!
Not heard that one before! I like it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

A favourite of mine from kissthisguy
"Well it's been about an hour since an hour ago."

Now stick on The Doors' LA Woman and try to tell me that's not what he sings in the first line.

Also, from the CCR classic,
"Don't come round tonight,
It's bound to take your life,
There's a baboon on the right."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Nothing's fine I'm Torn
I don't care, I have no luck,
I don't really give a fuck..
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 3:16, Reply)