I find people referring to their partners as
Mr/Mrs [b3ta username] really annoying.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:00, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You find most things
really annoying.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I find exageration annoying.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

As I said above
you find most things annoying.

Now you can say you find repetition annoying, and we can keep going like this all evening.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

That's what she said.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

She called you annoying?
Sorry about that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

No, you're missing the obvious because you're a forrin
she said "we can keep going like this all evening" shortly before I said "I'm sleepy"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Oh, Chompy
You failed to start the explanation with "it's funny because..."

I'm so dissapointed (and that's what she said too)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Well played.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Learning from you
And as a sign of respect, I won't finish this sentence with a smiley.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)

It's good to learn from the best
I'm once again at the top of /offtopic and /talks popular page.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I would.
I imagine you'll be paying me, and not me paying you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Rswipe will be paying us both,
that is if she doesn't consider you "a moose"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

What's a moose?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)

www.statesymbolsusa.org/IMAGES/Alaska/MOOSE.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Well
I'm definetely not that, so go on.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

And, £50k each?
I want to see the money in advance.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Yeah 50k each,
I think it should be done by wire transfer to a swiss bank account.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Ok, well, we better do it before the wedding, as I have a lot of bills to pay.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I'm free saturday early afternoon,
come down bring beer.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

As I said
I have to see the money before. I'm not coming down to you for nothing.

(It's funny because...)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

wow
a quickie slot early in the afternoon (but you get booted out before the better offer he has for the evening) and you get to pay for all the drinks.

i think you'd better insist on £90k and he gets £10k, tbh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I think you're right
I'm sure I'll have to do all the effort as well. Do we need to come or is it enough with trying?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)

It's Chompy,
so you won't, whatever happens.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

depends how you define "sex"
i'm pretty sure he won't think that as the girl you have to come for it to count.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

this is not what i said
i said that i would pay you and crow if your idea of using flashcards as chat-up lines ever persuaded anyone to go anywhere within a 5 mile radius of your cock. which it hasn't.

no flashcards = no cash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Ah, I see
I knew it wouldn't be money for sex with Chompy, you aren't as cruel as that. But 5 mile is a long radius... are you sure they won't work?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Come down, I do some flash card flirting
then we have sex and I quit my job.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

We don't have to have sex
I only have to get within a 5 mile radius of your cock. She didn't specify if it has to be a naked cock or not, and if I had to look at it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

but it's not the flashcards that have persuaded you to get within a 5 mile radius of him
it's the lure of cash.

so he loses and neither of you gets laid/paid!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Yes, that too
But I don't like him insisting we have to have sex when we don't really have to. All men would lie to their mums for sex! Bah!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

we are talking about flashcards instead of conversation/being made to laugh/being bought dinner
my salary is perfectly safe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Hahaha
I can imagine them having a date and not saying a single word, just showing the cards :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Mrs tentacles agrees.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Does this stem at least partly from the fact that there is currently no Mrs Psychochomp?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I got two numbers on friday,
TWO
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

0 and 0

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Relate
and the Samaritans
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

was it so that you could repay them for all the drinks they had to buy you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

How dare you!
Mrs Psychochomp will be waking up naked and sore in a hedge any minute now.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

wow. Now I'm really sorry I have offended your delicate sensibilities in any way whatsoever.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=52565
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)