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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Which celebrity will die first in 2011?
My money is on Kerry katona or Paul gascoigne. What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:07, 123 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Gazza is up there Bob without a doubt.
But I think Michael Douglas might surprise us all.

You can't rule out Brucie though, we are having a cold snap and it might be too much for him.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Did not consider Michael douglas
Good shout. Brucie will be around for a while yet.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
When Brucie dies, he'll have an open casket at his funeral.
Apparently he has agreed this with his wife and kids.

They all agreed it would be 'nice to see him, to see him nice.'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Bet you haven't clicked it have you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)
No!
I keep forgetting.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
That'll be your age.
legs it!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Just remember who goes to the gym.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Who does?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Me you fecker.
I bet I could catch you if you ran for it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
George Alagiah
He's been looking a bit rough lately.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
David Attenborough isn't get any younger either Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Terry prachett is a candidate

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)
I will be very upset when the Davester pops his clogs.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)
it seems to me we have to meet aliens soon
unless he's the one tells us about them, no one's gonna believe it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)
Is this a larpers fantasy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)
everyone loves aliens
and david attenburg surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)
+b

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)
cakelols

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:34, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Alreet pet?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Sweepy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Groovy

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
I hope she gets well soon

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Me too I like this one

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Com'ead lar, you boss?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)
Bosser by the minute :D

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Glad to hear it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Ett vooz?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
I'm sound lar
I just feel like I'm having a nice week - and I don't know why.

But it's a nice feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Like fluffy clouds?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Like little fluffy clouds.
I think I'm just in a good mood at the moment, it won't last though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHixChYgGRI
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
He has me.
He should be on cloud fucking nine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Has you in what sense, may I ask?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
As a sparring partner.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Did you go to the quiz this week?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)
yeah
23/40 again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
That's a fraction of the total.
*Deadpans*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Monty Boyce?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Nah he is like Satan he will just inhabit another body and continue
His evil quest
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Not Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
He'll go on forever, like Lemmy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
John Berger
Gene Wilder and Michael Douglas.

All good bets.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)
I wonder if I could put a cheeky bet on maddy?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Not really 'celebrated' and therefore not a celebrity.
Unless you are using her current world-hide-and-seek record as the basis for your claim?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
I think sheer column inches clinch her celebrity status

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)
You'll have to do better than that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
No I don't that's plenty unless you killed her and are trying o avoid this topic?
Did she wear poodle pyjamas?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Michael Douglas is a good shot
but I reckon John Travolta as a long odds bet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
No! he's just had a babby.
For the sake of the babby no.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)
He might get that deadly
'Night Fever' and have trouble 'Stayin' Alive'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Death is a cruel mistress

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Interesting.
Why do you think that? Do you think he'll hurt himself and need help, but refuse to scream incase it upsets his unborn child or something and he'll waste away?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)
I just have a feeling

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Is Travolta particularly unwell at the moment?
John Berger though- when he goes I'll be very upset. I nearly cried when JG Ballard died.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Someone completely unexpected.
Rory McGrath, perhaps. In a horrific but remarkably successful accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Noel Edmunds, Simon Cowell...
Does it still count if I kill them?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
It counts extra if you get away with it.
And then brag about it. Online.

It should be some kind of homo erotic game in a helicopter piloted by Edmonds that goes wrong - for maximum tabloid distress.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
you know me so well

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Oi! You!
You back in the country yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Loving the sibling communication
Is DJ not keeping you up to date enough?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)
OT and facebook
are the only way we find out what he's up to.

Though to be fair, I think I got a drunken phone call last Friday night before OT got told.


My new sister is boss.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Innit!
I haven't even met her and I know it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
she's met my dad
and still wants to marry into our family. The woman is a saint.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
St Roota of the pool.
Patron saint of fuckwits like me.


*lights a candle*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)
She used to have a statue
But some thieving Scousers pinched it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
OMG!
That bint that Clooney boffed has meningitus. Might be her.

Lisa Snowdon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Yeah she does I like her though. She is sexeh

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
That's de rigeur if you're a sleb at the moment, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
I hope Dawn French's arteries finally give up and the fat mess dies soon, and what with the added heartbreak of splitting up with Lenny Henry as well she can't have long left.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Lenny Henry is a miserable unfunny cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)
I heard he's seeing other women now
since Dawn French moved a 100m to one side
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Pffft!
Saying that though, that show she did with Alfred Molina was win.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
she did a decent sketch with Fry and Laurie once

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)
AND THOSE CHOCOLATE ORANGE ADVERTS ARE HILARITY INCARNATE.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)
she was in the same room
as one and didn't eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I imagine the one they used was a prop
some kind of papier mache orange or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)
they still had to have seven or eight on hand
for absentminded moments
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
I think he's one of the top comedians of our generation.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
If you like laboured, end-of-the-pier humour, maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Barry, are you sure about that statement?
Do you want to reconsider it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Alright doze what's new?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)
I had an interview on Tuesday.
Interesting result.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Your interviewer was an alien?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)
No, why would they be an alien?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Because that would be interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Don't be horrible about Dawn : (
Victoria Wood is fair game but not Dawn.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)
I seriously thought I was the only person in the UK who doesn't get Victoria Wood.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)
My dear BGB
Was it Cardiff that Kaol pissed off to, or was it some random part of Wales?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Hey?
I love Kaol.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
That doesn't answer my question

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
No, I've just realised that it doesn't.
I have no idea where Kaol is living.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Well, this hasn't been that useful
I might be moving down that way, so wanted to steer clear of him find out where he is.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
He's fucking lovely.
Even when he's carrying knives.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
I used to chat to him on Gmail when we were both meant to be working
Then he went to Wales and I've not heard from him in a while.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)
why the hell would you move to south wales?
it's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Girl innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
16 years ago I came here
that's longer than some of my students have been alive :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)
Job innit

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
commiserations

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
It's near bits of England
And only a few hours from home. Screw you all, I'll find a way of getting paid employment yet!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
wales is not near scotland

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
5 and half hours drive apparently
When my car's not leaking oil that is.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Hopefully Ant
Closely followed by Dec. I don't really care about the order actually.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)
I'M BLIND DEC!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
I still don't know which one is which I call then ant slash dec

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
One of them is a cunt...
And the other one is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)
I think as they come as a package
that they are a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Phil the Greek
although Prince Charles is looking rougher than his father these days, so it could be him.

or Kim Jong Il. Is he a celebrity? His son might do him in now he's on his way to power...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
How wrong do you have to be to make Kim Jong 2nd not accept you as successor.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
you could probably upset him
by singing the 'ronery' song
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Nah, Charlie'll pull through til April at least...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
I mean, imagine the wedding tat they wouldn't be able to sell if he cops it.
Still, the Daily Mail Funeral Plate would be a sight to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Okay then
Steve McFadden - he looks redder and shinier every time I see him.

That man is due a stroke or an embolism pretty soon, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Pop Fact: He went to RADA.
Which just goes to show that it's not all it's cracked up to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Anyone like a bit of classical music?
www.amazon.co.uk/Gorecki-Symphony-No-3-Sorrowful-Songs/dp/B000005J1C/ref=sr_1_2?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1290723944&sr=1-2

I came across this a few years ago. It's haunting and beautiful. Programme about Goreki on BBC4 now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
they're having quite a retrospective this year I think

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
Are they?
Someone introduced me to it and I fell in love with it.

Thank you BBC4 for reminding me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)
some of his stuff
is absolutely gorgeous

edit: I was wrong. Taneyev not Gorecki
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)
I've only heard sorrowful songs but I'll defintely check out his other stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Looks like it's Bernard Matthews then.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

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