I just walked past perennial cunt Sol Campbell at the top of my road.
I called him an arse. What rubbish celebrity/sportsman have you seen lately?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:37, 64 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Myself in the mirror

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Matthew Broderick
in a Irish pub in New York.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Is he still married to the horse?
I'm surprised that never made it on to Jerry Springer.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

He is,
and apparently get's very insulted when people say "Ferris Bueller is the best thing you've ever done"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I can't imagine why.
Because it is. He's done bugger all else, what does he expect people to say; " I loved you in Inspector Gadget, it was one of the most visceral films of all time"?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

or "Godzilla was a really good film"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Wargames
was an utterly believable film about hacking.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

His acting in The Lion King was outstanding
Pity about his vocal performance.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

i found myself standing next to BILL BAILEY
in westfield on sunday.

and had dinner next to STEPHEN FRY the other week.

i was cool enough to ignore both of them. i was not cool enough not to whip out my phone and text everyone...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

And take a picture of them?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

She was too busy texting rancid cock pics to her friends.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

i deleted that email, thank you very much!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

1. You didn't call him an arse at all, you lying cunt.

2. You're a cunt.
(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

You not believing me hurts. It hurts deep.
And I am a cunt, yes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

But you didn't though, did you?

(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Well, er, yeah I did.
He was getting some stuff out of his massive Range Rover, I did a double take and then said he was a bit of an arse for the way he left Spurs. The end.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

No, I mean really, not muttering it under your breath from across the road.
You didn't actually say it to him directly whilst making eye contact with him did you?
(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

You're right. In truth I don't even know who Sol Campbell is.
Yes I said it whilst looking at him and walking past him, no it wasn't from across the road or under my breath.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

RACIST!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Don't be daft, I hate racists. And Jews.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Was he looking at you and aware that you were addressing him?

(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

No he was listening to his iPod whilst wearing a blindfold.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

So, what was his reaction?

(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

A little bemused, I think. I said it (directly to him, making eye contact just like you asked) whilst walking past, I didn't stop. I'm not that brave.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

And I bet it wasn't him, just a random guy who happened to be black
Such a racist.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Mindpiss.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Y'alright Da'?
Sorry to hear about the heating situation :/
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Not too bad.
Heating is about fixed now, thankfully. Upset any other relatives recently?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

No, but I will do shortly
It's my Mum's birthday on Thursday, and I won't be giving her a present... until Saturday on her surprise do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I have seen
Maureen Lipman wandering around Guildford and Timothy Spall in a pub, also in Guildford. I have seen others, but they weren't recent.

Guildford = hangout of the nearly rich and not-quite-famous.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I've see Russell Howard on tv
Does that count?

The last 2 Good News weren't very good; I don't know if I like him as much as I used to.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Sol Campbell is a fucking legend.
Anyway, I saw Ross out of Friends, once. And served Ian McKellen his lunch another time. And, slightly less impressive, I saw Bill Oddie in Paddington station not long ago. Sadly, Kate Humble was nowhere to be seen...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

My friend saw Patrick Steward and Ian McKellen walking opposite him down a hallway
he was just about to do "you shall not pass!" when McKellen saw his grin and said "don't"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

i went to see them together in "waiting for godot"
they were awesome but my evening was completely ruined by an incident involving my diet coke and a rancid rotten old bitch in a wheelchair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Did she stick it up her clunge, and then open it?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Mmm, fizzy

(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I wonder if she popped a couple of Mentos up there first?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Positively fizzing at the clopper, she was.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

refreshing!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

an incident involving my diet coke and a rancid rotten old bitch in a wheelchair. having to watch an overrated play by a mad Irishman.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

In a bar in Portugal on Saturday
John Aldridge turned the telly off because he thought I wanted to watch Man U on Match of the Day. Once I told him I wanted to see Everton get stuffed he relented and turned it back on.

:)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Sol is a legend you tit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

He's not. He was also wearing knee length leather boots. His missus is fit though.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

He's a footballer, so no, he is not.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

He did alright for us yesterday
considering it was his first premiership start.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Remind me which position it is you play again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Centre armchair.
Occasionally to be found on the wing of the local bar. I'm multi disciplined.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Are you a utility spectator?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I am, Jeff.
I am.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

You're one of the fantastic supporters and everyone knows that they're the 12th man.
Anyone who says otherwise clearly thinks in some bizzare non football cliche sort of way.
(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

The best of all the supporters.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Any position he likes in that smashing coat of his, I should imagine.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

leg bell

Robin Hood is a legend. Sol Campbell is just a fucking bender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I was thinking along the same lines
King Arthur is a legend etc.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Not recently
but I once sat at a table in a bar in Berwick next to now defunct band Republica. Saffron is bloody hot.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Except that, on account of being happily married
I have to say that really she's a total minger and smelled of wee.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Hooray for snarly mid-90's ladettes cashing in on the girl-power bollocks
I bet she's had 3 kids and spends her days on mumsnet discussing how to get more cash out of her ex-husband.

(I have no idea what i'm talking about)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

That doesn't stop most postings on here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Is bloody hot similar to being 'drop-dead gorgeous'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I know her, used to see her out a lot.
She is fucking beautiful, albeit a bit common.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Did you manage to nick anything off him?
Also throwing abuse at someone due to football transfers seems like a stupid thing to do, if it QOTW happened at all.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

My friend Dave and I were behind Tich from Altered Images in the queue for the merchandising stall at the Daze of Futures Past festival in Leeds in 1981
we all bought the same design Echo & The Bunnymen T-shirts. The difference was that he was on the cover of Smash Hits in his a couple of months later, and we're still waiting. We'd better make it soon as the T shirts are looking slightly washed out and a bit tight fitting.
(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Bruno Brookes (real name Trevor)
On a flight to Egypt two weeks ago. We got diverted and he shared his Maltesers out! Which was quite decent of him.

He does a lot of work for charity but doesn't like to talk about it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)