Thongs are just wrong unless you have the bottom of a goddess.
Sorry! if you do have the bottom of a goddess.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:30, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have the wheelbase of an old army fire engine if that helps?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Oh FFS
This took me too many reads.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

:D

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

This is not true
They are nice but not when you have the bottom of a whale
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Quite agree.
The thong isn't a great look.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I disagree
I like thongs and imagining swipey in nowt but a thong is making my afternoon quite enjoyable
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

enjoyable messy
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

enjoyable like most others
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I was agreeing that thongs on people without the body of a goddess is wrong.
I've got no idea what category Swipe falls into.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

did you not hear me say
that the thong was worn UNDER very thick grey woollen tights?

this is a look that only cancerjoy and his granny socks fetish would like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Did you not see
that I was imagining you sans tights and indeed sans tight blouse and straining bra
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

you all the female b3tans
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Did all the female b3tans not see?
Eh?

Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I think I speak for all the perverts on here
when I say its the thought that counts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

my ass is actually one of my better features
although this is not saying much.

but this was much less about sexiness and far far more about laziness when it comes to schlepping down to the other end of the flat's chest of drawers for more traditional clean underwear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

POIDH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

So...up north again anytime soon?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

yes
my ass and i will be in wilmslow next weekend. but i won't be bringing the thong, so would be a disappointment i fear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)

So you put on soiled undies?
You DISGUST me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

DISGUST give +me the horn
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Who is meme?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Fucking beaker

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

no
the only ones that i had in the drawers in my room that were clean were thong-like in nature.

and the curtains were open in the spare room where the other chest of drawers is, where most of my underwear lives. and i didn't think the neighbours would appreciate the view.

why am i bothering to explain myself!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

We dont know
but we like it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:07, Reply)

you wouldn't if you saw it
you'd probably sue
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I'll let someone else do the strike through

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)