I have storage heaters in my office
But I don't think they're working properly.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Storage heaters NEVER work properly.
They are shit and possibly the worst advancement in heating technology since Gary Glitter decided to rub two boy scouts together in order to see what would happen.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Last winter they worked really well
too well in fact, I had to open the window most days to avoid passing out.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

freezing here
but I may just be chilled to the bone from wandering around Oxford with berk and forgetting to show her all the good things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Did you show her your boobies?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

no, sorry
haven't you had your share of dirty imaginings today with the swipe extravaganza above?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'm just thinking of good things you might not have shown her.
She could have shown you hers too and you could have had a fantastic boob off.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

The correct term is a nork off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Berk doesn't like tits
and I don't like casual exhibitonism. It's a tragedy I know.

Two wrong people in the wrong place at the wrong time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:09, Reply)

It's a shame really
Berk also has a fantastic set. B3tans seem to be generally blessed in the nork department.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

blessed cursed
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Particularly you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I like the way they flap when I ride my gay bike down hills quickly.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:17, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)

He's married now.
His bollocks are like two tins of Fussells milk just waiting to be unleashed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Pop on your waterproof trousers, you’ll soon warm up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I was going to
but then I decided I would just launch into a predictable rant about how EVERYTHING which isn't me was SHIT and then take MASSIVE DRUGS and spend all my money and then get a girlfriend
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Who now won't let me spend my money on her.
By money, I mean wad, and by wad, I mean man custard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

and by spend, rub into her heaving norks

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

+ o on in
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Best to get the Isotex 5000 breathable ones though.
Chris Difford wears them.
(Cave Duck, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Chris Difford?
isn't he the one who raped all those children?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

No, that was Chompy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)