My start to the day was FANTASTIC.
I stayed over and babysat last night, and was gutted to discover that my daughter was already asleep when I got there.

Not so this morning, when we had a dance, looked out at the snow (she was infinitely more impressed by the footprints 'like in Meg & Mog'), she asked me if the grubby white transit outside contained Father Christmas and then blubbed when I had to leave.

This is probably sickeningly twee for you all but, I am sorry to say, I couldn't give the tiniest shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:52, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Awww, that's lovely
You two are going to be great mates
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

There is a very tempting strikethrough here
But I'll leave it for today.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Reads
*Woke up, made child cry, Woo!*

Sounds lovely Monts
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Aw man she is totally going to wrap you round her little finger.
*nods sagely*
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I agree completely

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Unlike Monty's little finger which is permanently in a wrap of powder.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Well I'm not going to say where your finger is usually found.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I know no-ones care but LOOK!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

god she's cute
well done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

She definitely has your miserable demeanour.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

She gets the scowl from her mum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)

That what I was going to say Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Aw, she's a little cutie
how old is she?
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

2 YEARS* and 4 months


*edited for retards' benefit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Well which one is it?
*DEMANDS ANSWERS!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)

How did you manage to create such a cute person?
Are you sure you're the father?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

According to her birth certificate, her mother created her all by herself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Does look a bit like you were as a kid.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)

hahahaha
POTD
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Pipe of the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Heh, sunshades in winter - she 's dead cool.

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)

She'll be out in Hoxton before you know it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)

But, happily, not before he gets to know her.

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)