You're not a porker
shrimp are fish, fish are good for you right?
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Try telling that to Robert Shaw.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Shark lols.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Isn't he still dead?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Yo Tuggers!
Wassup!
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Well...
I am in Leeds with work and dreading the drive home tomorrow as I may be here 'til late afternoon. On a bright note I have just ordered a takeaway. How's you?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)

I've had takeaway and I'm sitting on the sofa doing a very reasonable impersonation of Jabba the hutt.
Leeds?

Where do you hail from?
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)

stop being so self deprecative.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)

I've been like this for 45 years.
I can't stop now petal.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)

sure you can.
Also, my mummy calls me Petal. You're my b3ta mummy now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Hahaha!
Being a B3ta mummy is better than the real thing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

It totally is.
expect my mummy worries about me allllll the time. I have to text her every day so she knows I'm still alive.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I'm a b3ta dad several times over.
It's great; no pocket money, no hormones to deal with, no messy rooms...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

can I have some pocket money?
please? I just want some sweeties..
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Tidy your room first.
You may get some if you manage to visit ours. For sweets, read copious amounts of Greek food and wine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:10, Reply)

ummmm... I don't know if I can...
I've sort of got all my days booked now. :(
I wasn't sure if you were free or not and didn't want to impose myself on you if you were busy!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Well, if you do get a window
the offer's there. I'm pissed off we can't get to Blousie's this weekend, but there's nothing we can do about it bar go horribly in debt and perhaps killed on the motorway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)

it's okayyyy, I'll definitely keep that in mind.
If you want someone to blame, blame Noel. I was supposed to be going to scotland and it fell through and he wanted to catch up properly so we are.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Noel's lovely
He'll look after you well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)

He completely is isn't he?
apparently we're going on walks together.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)

^this.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)

today one of the students pointed out
that I am the same age as her mum :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Blousie's the same age as my mum exactly almost.
in years anyway.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I live in Gloucestershire which is reasonably snow free.
Unlike Leeds.
My pizza is here - woo. Onion and peppers kicks ass.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)

is that where the guy fell up to his middle in a puddle?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)

yes
there is a blue plaque next to where the puddle was. You can get a bus tour to look at it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

ooooo I like the idea of that. :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

He was a midget anwyay.
We are also famous for Fred and Rose West, and inbred German's owning property in the area.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

For fuck's sake.
I just dropped the bastard. If I was at home I would scoop it up but God knows what lurks on a Holiday Inn carpet.
Bollocking fuck.
I'm off for a pint.
Good night Cindy you svelte minx.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Booze will solve all problems.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

It won't take the stain out of the carpet

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

It's not your carpet.
Don't fret it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)

The fried rice and chips aren't though.
I know it's only pschological and that really I look like Cindy Crawford to everyone else : D
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

i always hoped I had body dysmorphia
but it turns out I was just a munter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)

I'm sure it's not true
but I have to admit I laughed quite loud at that.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!
POTD
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

two in one day!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)